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01-24-2008 , 09:58 PM

#51

Artdogg

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anyone else get worried when you take a crap and the paper is white immediately? I usually wipe 7-8 more times just to make sure

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01-24-2008 , 09:58 PM

#52

Bulletproof Monk

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Originally Posted by Matt Williams

Wait, what? You finger your own bunghole to check if there's any left? That explains why some people wash their hands afterwords.

wait wait wait

you dont wash your hands afterwards?

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01-24-2008 , 09:59 PM

#53

Burlap

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BUSTED!!!!!!

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01-24-2008 , 10:01 PM

#54

Alobar

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Originally Posted by Bulletproof Monk

wait wait wait

you dont wash your hands afterwards?

why would you? Your ass is covered by clothes all day, how is it going to get dirty? If anything you should wash your ass after you wipe since your hands are prolly covered in germs

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01-24-2008 , 10:02 PM

#55

skunkworks

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Originally Posted by DonkeyKongSr

LFS: The Magic Johnson of Asswiping

lololol

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01-24-2008 , 10:04 PM

#56

27offsuit

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LFS is just blowing my mind here.

There isn't a bigger form of 'required' than a last-wipe look at the very least.
How can you not look on the last pass?

I mean, the spectrum goes from Immaculate Evacuation to 8 Wipe Swamp Ass From Hell....how the hell can you know you're done without the visual confirmation? You can even throw it in the toilet, but you still have to look.

I hate that I couldn't avoid posting in this creepfest.

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01-24-2008 , 10:04 PM

#57

Burlap

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Originally Posted by Alobar

why would you? Your ass is covered by clothes all day, how is it going to get dirty? If anything you should wash your ass after you wipe since your hands are prolly covered in germs

Alobar, I support just about everything you say and do, but srsly dude, I'm at a loss here.

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01-24-2008 , 10:05 PM

#58

MikeyPatriot

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I always look, there have been plenty of times I thought the wipe seemed sufficient only to find it was not.

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01-24-2008 , 10:07 PM

#59

CheckRaise

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Originally Posted by Los Feliz Slim

Let's not get too far away from the fact that CR shaves his anus imo.

it was taking me way too long to wipe, like half a roll of tp so one day i decided that getting rid of the hair would probably solve the problem and it did.

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01-24-2008 , 10:08 PM

#60

Burlap

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FWIW I've shaved my ass for the last 10 years. Haven't looked back.

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01-24-2008 , 10:09 PM

#61

2/325Falcon

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Pantsman!!!!!

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01-24-2008 , 10:10 PM

#62

pennpal

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Originally Posted by Artdogg

anyone else get worried when you take a crap and the paper is white immediately? I usually wipe 7-8 more times just to make sure

FLAWLESS VICTORY

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01-24-2008 , 10:10 PM

#63

LFS

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Originally Posted by DonkeyKongSr

LFS: The Magic Johnson of Asswiping

I can't believe I can't find a picture of Larry Legend making the no-look.

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01-24-2008 , 10:13 PM

#64

CheckRaise

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Originally Posted by 2/325Falcon

Pantsman!!!!!

lolol i love asian tv

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01-24-2008 , 10:13 PM

#65

27offsuit

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Originally Posted by CheckRaise

it was taking me way too long to wipe, like half a roll of tp so one day i decided that getting rid of the hair would probably solve the problem and it did.

A Brazilian Buttwax?

OMG *rrrrrip*

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01-24-2008 , 10:14 PM

#66

eviljeff

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legit question, very puzzling responses

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01-24-2008 , 10:18 PM

#67

DocForbin

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Originally Posted by 2/325Falcon

Pantsman!!!!!

the confetti falling is awesome

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01-24-2008 , 10:18 PM

#68

Burlap

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just got the 'no-look pass'

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

AHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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01-24-2008 , 10:32 PM

#69

DocForbin

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http://www.poopreport.com/Debate/Content/looking.html

I had no idea so many people stand to wipe

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01-24-2008 , 10:35 PM

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bwana devil

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there are some unintentionally funny posts in this thread. go LFS!!

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01-24-2008 , 10:36 PM

#71

billygrippo

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o/u on decades until bidets are popular in america?

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01-24-2008 , 10:36 PM

#72

suzzer99

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I've had to wipe up to twenty times before. Also plenty of times where I wipe once and it's bone dry. (Stealth poo just the other day. Absolutely no trace of it in the bowl. I'm 98% sure something came out and I didn't flush.)

Standard right? Wtf LFS are your poos always hard little nuggets or something?

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01-24-2008 , 10:37 PM

#73

bwana devil

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Originally Posted by Alobar

why would you? Your ass is covered by clothes all day, how is it going to get dirty? If anything you should wash your ass after you wipe since your hands are prolly covered in germs

you do know how one gets food poisoning? or is this a joke?