Sup,

In that case why not just run up the $70 you have? You sound like a pretty lame degen posting on here with that cash burning a hole in your pocket.

Yes...

I don't get the motivation for this.

1) Its all true.

2) I am a massive, massive degen. I could tell you dsiturbing stories about my level of degeneracy.

3) Sad thing is Im actually a good card player.

4) I aint gonna lie. If I got a loan right now first place I would go would be the casino.

I think you have more important things to worry about than getting pussy.

In for degen stories!!!

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If you guys think this is a fake story you are sadly mistaken. I swear on my life its all true... all the way down to the sexy redhead who was dealing me cards today.

LOL

who the fukk would brag about being in debt like 30 grand?

Even I am not THAT bad

Sup,

Why do you think you're a good card player?

I won 10 grand playing blackjack at the age of 22. I am faster than a calculator with numbers, things like that.

If I quit gambling for one year and just save and pay bills I can re-enter the game with a bang in March 2015.

Then I can really go hit on those bitches at the casino who havent seen me for a year.

In the meantime I can devote my time to figuring out solid ways to hitting on these hoes whole I work out and get into shape? Also meditation and eating healthier would be advisable.

Perhaps its time to just embrace this as something good and make the most out of it, and start banging hella woman and winning hella money in one year.

Its not the end of the world.

Does this seem like a reasonable course of action to you?

I think that you're telling the truth but if you won't/can't even consider quitting gambling you're screwed.

LOL

have u considered slanging rocks on the corner

Can I just screw the hot red headed girl instead. Man she had nice tits,nice body. Beautiful shoulder length red hair and looks great in those glasses.

I would hammer that pussy beyond repair.

No although I would not necessarily be opposed to a life of crime. Its not like we are trying to preserve a way of life here.... the human race is so f'ed anyway.

or you could try contacting a local ese and go be a mule theyll even pay for your trip down south plus youll make 5-10gs son (if u make it through)

I'm gonna guess sup does not speak Spanish, or even understand a little. If he did, he certainly would be trying to avoid interacting with El Diablo, since OP thinks he has it in for him.

Funnily, the thread glossed over the "fact" that he admitted committing check fraud (had a deposit credited by his bank that was rejected, and instead of getting it fixed, took the undeposited check to a payday place, stealing x amount of money from his bank). I guess it's a good thing banks only credit $300 (at least that's what my bank does) of any non-teller deposit up front, or this troll would be in really big trouble. My guess is that he will end up in jail soon enough, if any of this is even remotely the truth.

faster than a calculator with numbers sounds pretty cool.

You're an idiot for several reasons.

How could it be true and me be trolling at the same time for several reasons?

The bank wont do crap, I sent them an email and I will be depositing my check on 3-14 to bring account to a positive.

Thats the reason for all this, that leaves me nothing to live on also I have other bills.

Also your B.S. about the bank is wrong. I have a good history with the bank so my deposits are available immediately.

I guess the hardest part to swallow is that I have to quit gambling for a while.

He should try using those calculator skills of his to figure his way out of this hole he dug himself into.

He keeps saying that there must be another 6000 people in here just like him, but I'm betting that he's in the top 2 or 3 of the worst degens I've heard from in here. If there are to many more degens that are that bad off it would explain why I have to pay the government so much money to support the idiots.....

You are welcome at my poker table anytime you want.

But in all seriousness you should consider self exclusion if it is offered by your casino.

Also what is your relationship with your parents. Would you consider asking them for a loan? I think most middle class parents would be willing to loan their son $5K if you admit that you have a problem and are trying to get help.

Also, aren't you Americans allowed to sell blood and sperm? You could make some easy money selling blood if you are healthy and sperm if you are white.

I support myself. My only income is my job.

Seriously, this is probably your best option right now.