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03-07-2014 , 03:58 PM

#951

Searix

NFL Swami Overlord

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 19,233

sup's 1000th post has to be him accepting one of these offers.

Has to be.

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03-07-2014 , 10:47 PM

#952

pervthtreryghmv

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Originally Posted by SGT RJ

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...-hand-1340075/

oh my god. thank you for that. that was literally the funniest thing I have ever read

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03-07-2014 , 11:04 PM

#953

Tom Ames

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Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 45,963

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Originally Posted by ICallWithKK

oh my god. thank you for that. that was literally the funniest thing I have ever read

hmm. Then you must not be familiar with the collected works of Winifred.

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03-07-2014 , 11:33 PM

#954

Gin 'n Tonic

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Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,305

Friday night and the busto Mr Hezbollah is not posting. I fear that some further belt tightening may be in order before the night is through.

Last edited by Gin 'n Tonic; 03-07-2014 at 11:36 PM. Reason: unless he's practicing insertions with 'a friend'

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03-07-2014 , 11:49 PM

#955

Fubster

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 8,949

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

I walk into the police station screaming as loud as I can that I smell bacon while videoptaing the entire thing and everyones reaction.

When they tackle me and try to stop the noise I start sobbing and screaming "I need the money you mother****** pigs, I gotta get to the Indians"

2.4k

Can we actually start getting money together for this? This is actually a fair price. You're planning on lightly resisting arrest right?

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03-07-2014 , 11:52 PM

#956

Fubster

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Or the AA meeting motorboating thing.

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03-08-2014 , 12:10 AM

#957

Gin 'n Tonic

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Originally Posted by Fubster

Can we actually start getting money together for this? This is actually a fair price. You're planning on lightly resisting arrest right?

Too easy to set up in advance so that everyone just laughs.

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03-08-2014 , 12:39 AM

#958

Fubster

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With the police? Are you ******ed?

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03-08-2014 , 01:13 AM

#959

sup hezbollah

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Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,559

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Originally Posted by Fubster

With the police? Are you ******ed?

******ed? From a poster in this thread?

Spoiler:

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03-08-2014 , 05:03 AM

#960

Fubster

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I've got $200 standing on either the police station thing or the AA thing.

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03-08-2014 , 05:14 AM

#961

RunDownHouse.

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Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 2,607

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

Yea I really threatened to kill someone. You people are so sadly stupid I dont even want to post here anymore.

Boom! Self-requested ban, can we get a mod to move on this?

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03-08-2014 , 05:17 AM

#962

RunDownHouse.

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 2,607

Wait, did I just get sucked into a nos1nos2 thread?

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03-08-2014 , 07:54 PM

#963

sup hezbollah

banned

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,559

Few months ago I had a 100$ bet with an old friend of mine that I won and I never collected from him.

Collected it an hour ago, lost it in 4 hands playing Pai Gow. Won the first hand, then lost the next three.

Im disgusted beyond words right now.

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03-08-2014 , 07:56 PM

#964

sup hezbollah

banned

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None of us will ever get anywhere in life going to the casino all the time.

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03-08-2014 , 08:02 PM

#965

z4reio

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 4,197

Yup, so zucchini up the ass for $10K with ER papers indicating foreign object lodged inside rectum?

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03-08-2014 , 08:03 PM

#966

sup hezbollah

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Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,559

Mark my words right now. I am done going to the Indians. Even though deep down I know there are ways to win and it can be done... I dont need this kind of variance in my life and in my bankroll anymore.

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03-08-2014 , 08:06 PM

#967

sup hezbollah

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Done gambling for good. Ive had it.

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03-08-2014 , 08:10 PM

#968

z4reio

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Why don't you get done being an attention whore? We've had it.

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03-08-2014 , 08:13 PM

#969

sup hezbollah

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I just speak truth.

Theres no reason to continue this thread though I guess you are right. The point was to ask about loansharking. One person mentioned some company called eastern shizzle or whatever but they stopped doing in loans in october one of the other donkeys said I believe.

In any case this deteriorated into a possible prop betting thread but two sides were never able to come to an agreement so no belts were loosened.

All of you should quit gambling as well. Eventually you will more than likely be broken off. Its time to devote my time into money to paying all bills and the remaining going into savings.

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03-08-2014 , 08:25 PM

#970

Tom Ames

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

I will never get anywhere in life going to the casino at all.

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03-08-2014 , 08:26 PM

#971

z4reio

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 4,197

Gambling isn't the problem. Think about it.

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03-08-2014 , 09:27 PM

#972

Gin 'n Tonic

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

All of you should quit gambling as well. Eventually you will more than likely be broken off. Its time to devote my time into money to paying all bills and the remaining going into savings.

Mate, I've been gambling for 35 years, never missed a bill yet. Don't tar the rest of us with your own degeneracy.

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03-08-2014 , 09:27 PM

#973

electricladylnd

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,552

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

Well yeah, most POS degenerate gamblers shouldn't be happy with themselves.

Whether someone gives you $100, $500, or even that $4k you need, you will just piss it away and be back at square 1 with bills that are due and -$$$.