its a disease

Electric,

Those rates seem crazy. I can get him connected to a loan shark who only charges 10% per week.

Sup,

Why on earth do you think you'd be able to pay back $700/month to a loan shark when you haven't been able to keep up on your payments with the bank note, student loans, payday loans, and your bookie?

Gawd OP, you really fked yourself good. There are Licensed Loan Sharks, but it looks like you would only get a loan from a goon since you have so many outstanding loans.

Try calling these loan places Monday and work something out with extentions, don't think you have any other options.

Cheryl Cole, yes she is.

So from your casino adventures you netted -$400 but need $5,000. What are these bills if they are isolated bills? More bills in the future?

Why $5k? or $2.5k? Why not $1,000 for rent/food, are the other bills really late?

There's a lot to the story you're not telling us. So far it sounds like a loan shark is a bad idea.

If I get caught up with all current debts I can easily afford 700 per month.

You are worried about payday loan companies calling you, but you're not concerned about what a loan shark would do if you get behind?

I am going off memory from 10 years ago when a friend(casual friend) of my close friend went to one and the interest rates blew me away, I was stunned. I think it was actually closer to 50% but I'm just not sure anymore.

10% a week is pretty reasonable for someone in a jam.

Tyler,

He can afford it no problem just as long as he gets this immediate cash to get out of this short term hole he's in. Highly unlikely he runs that bad again at the casino.

The truth comes out bit by bit.

Time to go sell some ass on craigslist, your bookie can pimp you. I'm afraid you would lose your cut playing rock paper scissors in the casino lobby since you couldn't wait to get inside and bet it on black.

I cant afford to have any of these jipe guzzlers call my work begging for money.

If that happens I am asked out.

Sell a couple of them while they aren't paying attention.

information we would need to help you include

a) total income per month

b) list of all monthly expenses and debt payments owed, as well as the nature, total amount, and interest rate of said debts

none of which are being presented. which means you're in trouble with the wrong people I take it. and have a gambling problem. no matter what, a loan shark is a terrible idea. hell, a payday advance is a terrible idea.

If anyone can set me up with a loanshark at a reasonable rate send feel free to connect me. I will get out of this jam also the loanshark will make money and you will get credit for a good referral.

Also I will avoid getting gangraped which is nice.

easily? $2100/mo. - $450 (rent) - student loans - living expenses. $700 is not "easily."

And paying $700 monthly to a loan shark off $5,000. Even at 10% monthly interest (not likely), do you realize how many months it would take to pay off?

With those credit issues, seems like it might be time to look into creative ways to increase your income instead of trying to land another loan you can't pay back.

Sup,

What is your job?

Where are you located? Most loan sharks I know only deal locally.

Total income take home after taxes:

2110$ and change


Debts:

Cash advance #1: 300
Cash advance #2: 300
Bookie: 150 every 2 weeks (owe 2700 total)
loan from cashcall: I dont even know how much I owe but have yet to make a single payment to them, sent them a letter to stop calling me and they did, hopefully they dont sue me *(they lent me 2500)
bank loan: 93$ a month
credit card: I owe 650 total
traffic ticket: 25 dollars a month
gym: 27 dollars a month, they tried to pull the money out the other day and werent able to because my account is -1047
bank account: -1047
car payment: 250
student loan 1: 150 per month
student loan 2: 75 per month

I think this pretty much covers it. Rent is paid for the month of march. I have a full tank of gas to get to and from work. I got like 70$ in cash until March 14th. Have food in the fridge to last me a few days or so.

It would not be humanly possible for me to be any more honest than this post.

And I have gambling to thank me for this situation. I just cant quit.

I would prefer not to post this publically. I live in California and making monthly payments I can handle in whatever fashion necessary. If you know anyone who would be willing to deal with me I would listen if the terms are reasonable.

Sup,

If $700/month is the most you can afford to pay back, the most you can afford to borrow from a shark is about $1500.

First: Can you get credit at your casino? Most casinos that have markers would be good for at least $500 so you could get lucky at the BJ.

Second: Do you play poker? You should have cultivated some friends that would lend you money.

Last resort: Let all of the bills just sit. You can't afford a Shylock.

Sup,

Have you been to a gamblers anonymous meeting? Sounds like you need something like that immediately.

how old are you?

If El Diablo ends up helping OP figure this out, it will mean OP made a deal with the devil.

Sorry, but this sort of pain is why you will quit going to the casinos. You need to stop spending, stop gambling, get a second job and probably get a cheaper car.