sad insight into the thought process of a below avg intelligence degen. I only read the first 200 posts but I'm sure his story is true. no reason to lie. I know multiple similar people with 0 impulse control.

the posters who click on this thread multiples times/day to rag on this guy are probably even sadder.

maybe after we give away hundreds and hundreds of dollars in the other thread this one will get somewhere.

definite maybe though, you've kind of turned a lot of people off.

Im not below average intelligence and ready to prove that anytime.

Just think Im smart enough to beat the house and this has yet to prove true

Nah, probably not.

In the meantime, you could read up on this to pass the time. I think its relevant.

go to GA.

Im actually not being a dick when I say this, but you have to be a winning player in order to have a "bankroll", otherwise you just have an amount set aside that your losses are coming from until you run out.

In this day and age, having a solid emotional/mental competent is just as important (if not more so) as the logic/math aspect of the game. Even if you are the whizz with numbers you claim, you strike me as someone whos likely very tilt prone and impulsive, which arent good traits to have and be a solid long term winner.

The hardest part about poker, and the entire reason its profitable is because people have an ego and they feel the need to protect it. When they win, its because they are good, when they lose its because of bad luck, and it is really ****ing hard to know when those things arent true. By evolutionary design we are horrible at separating our decisions from the results. To be profitable you have to be good at this, and make your living off the people who fail at it. Again, not saying this to be a dick, but you have a huge ego. Youve got a hundred people telling you you arent the number and odds whiz you think you are, yet they are all wrong and you are right. When you are playing bad at the table, you could have the worlds best players telling you that you are making mistakes, and you are going to say its just bad luck.

Your best play is just to quit gambling all together, dont look at poker any differently than any other form of gamble. If you were hell bent on it tho, get a copy of "Theory of Poker" by David Sklansky and read that. If you dont have the discipline to even read the whole book before you play, then it doesnt bode well for your ability to succeed.

H.O.F. post right there, sir.

Would you rape yourself on the Internet with a hot dog if you were already the laughingstock of the Milky Way galaxy?

Sup,

For how much money would you eat 4 sticks of butter?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f_D-6WFxIMo

This guy does 10 in a day for charity. He also downs 5 in like 3 minutes or so.

edit... im assuming you meant something more like this guy. He eats the sticks. The guy above kinda cheated because he melted the butter. This guy gets 4 actual sticks down in no time and doesn't even seem phased. He went for 8 sticks.


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=59pG8cDnqFA

omg I almost puked on my desk,

I would throw down to see OP do that

My new offers
$25-4 sticks of butter
$50-arse dog
$50-re-create Die Hard 3 opening scene
$100-pegged by a CL hooker, it can be any female or male but I prefer a dirty CL hooker.

Perform all 4 and I will send a $75 bonus for a total of $300.

Sup, if you recreate the opening scene in the black neighborhood from die hard 3 I'll chip in $50.

I think 8 sticks of butter is a much better prop than 4. The kid in the video downs four in under 3 mins and isn't phased. The first words out of his mouth after he finished 8 were "that wasn't even that bad".

$25/stick?

$200 total for 10 minutes work
works out to $1200 hourly rate
works out to $2.4 million annual salary


sounds like a no brainer. i'd think it has to be streamed too.

The butter bet is the definition of free money so yes it has to be streamed.

Isn't phased? On the first 2nd stick it sounded like he was gagging on a dick. Made me want to vomit. He said, "That was easier than I thought" with a tear rolling down his face, lol, but yeah, mad props for that. I wouldn't be able to do a 1/4 stick, nor would it ever occur to me to try.

What about eating a jar of mayonnaise with a spoon?

How about chugging half gallon of whole milk and then running 2 miles 20-30 minutes after. You lose if you **** your pants?

12 eggs Rocky-style.

Holy **** how about a pizza roll over/under wager slash pizza roll celebration?


sup, how many pizza rolls do you think you can eat in one sitting?

how about 50 hard boiled in an hour Cool Hand Luke style

How has the cinnamon challenge not been brought up?

Stick cinnamon sticks up his ass ?

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