It might be more interesting when its a matter of life and death and especially after all this.

Wow I almost forgot it was you who suggested I start the thread then you shut it down when I had a couple bad beats.

Funny how poker players only utilize the concept of variance when they feel it benefits them.

I shut it down because it was stupid and I was tired of having to mod it

I'm in for $50 on an ass dog and $100 if a hooker pegs him.

Ah yes, I forgot your genius was so great that us little people simply cannot grasp it. Surely that is the root of all this misunderstanding.

I think you gave up on it too easily. You have given up on me too easily.

Have some faith in me.

Who really knows. Who really cares. Tired of arguing.

Im good at some things and bad at others. This little thing called being human.

Shoot me.

what are you good at?

He's better than a calculator, his mom and 3rd grade teacher say.

I just love how everyone and their mom claims to "be in for x amount of dollars"

Theres several issues with this

1) They dont even know what they are "going in" on

2) They are more than likely not even serious and as soon as I accept they will claim that "the ship has sailed" or that "I am too much of a troll" or "ungrateful" or some other goddamn excuse to allow them to play their nightly microstakes game tonight

3) Where would their monies even go to? Escrowed to who? Then what steps would be taken to get those monies to its rightful owner, in this case me.

I can think of a few more but for now my mind just went kind of blank because Im tired.

Alienating people.

Being a temperamental jerk.

My job.

Pounding pussy

Always thinking I am right.

Judging character.

Predicting sporting events and my knowledge of sports and sports history,

Numbers.

Posting on forums and creating entertaining threads.

Spelling.

Watching porn.


I could come up with more later if you want.

How do you think you're good with numbers? How?

We're giving you ideas and amounts we will pay, it's up to you to decide if you want free money or not.

As soon as you accept a challenge and details are worked out I will send to whatever reputable member has been chosen as escrow. After you provide the proof of completion the escrow will ship you the funds.

FWIW I'm willing to act as an escrow on the unlikely chance any prop bet involving OP gets off the ground.

Oh yea Im also really good at bbqing and pretty good at cooking when I want to be. Also I am a stud on MLB the Show if anyone wants to get their ass kicked. Madden too

Serious answer (that you don't deserve).

-If you're a degen stop gambling for the foreseeable future.
-If bookie legit trusts you/you have any relationship ask him for help. You already owe him $2700...ask for amount to get bank to positive/pay partial/full important bills etc. -Work out a new payment plan that is better than $150 every 2 weeks.
-Keep living the poor life and not gambling.

Your debt will be consolidated without absurd interest or credit agency and you won't have to keep being an idiot.

The only ideas I have heard were both dangerous. Didnt anyone ever hear the story of the girl who shoved a hot dog into her pussy and had to go to the hospital? What about the chinese guy who put an eel into his ass and the eee in a determined act of vengeance mobbed all the way into the guys intestines while the guy laid in a hospital bed screaming in horror?

Im not trying to get shot at either.

Theres millions of possibilites, lets come up with something else. You guys want entertainment I am willing to provide, and I need the money. Each one of you throws in and its nothing to all you but will amount to pull me out of this f'ed situation

Not sure what the delay is here

Then let a hooker peg you.

LOL getting shot with paintballs while wearing groin/face protection is not dangerous, you just don't want to do it for some unfathomable reason.

You want to do something that's fun FOR YOU. That's not how this works. For free money, you have to do something humiliating/painful for you and fun for the people giving out the money to watch.

No one here is going to pay you to **** a woman or go out to a nice steak dinner or anything else you really want to do.

Im also good at getting Royal Flushes at Pai Gow. Yes Im a degen but in this instance it paid off nicely. Took a picture at the casino when I railed this one.


Boom this paid 150 to 1, had 5 bucks on the bonus and 1 on the progressive. Won 1250

Back when I was rollin. (Sigh)

lol

Mobbing Indians

Sorry, sup, no luck with a referral for you. Too many people down the line.

What's your idea of a reasonable interest rate? I mean, Capital One and the like will plunder you with 29.99% rates and it's impossible to ever get those paid off.

also good at posting pictures

impending trainwreck?

Not better; faster. Probably would be the same with a Craigslist hooker if his ultimate fantasy were realized.

I think you answered your own question there.

explain this impending trainwreck