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03-01-2014 , 08:12 PM

#26

Yakmelk

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Why would you need 2.5/5k to 'pay some bills'. As someone that has been in non gambling related debts I feel like its more a question of working on your expenses rather than your income. Gambling 500 away when you have the bills = lol.

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03-01-2014 , 08:12 PM

#27

Minimalist

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I hope you did it right and played one hand for $500. Lol degens.

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03-01-2014 , 08:15 PM

#28

sup hezbollah

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Originally Posted by VARICO11

Im guessing this is his last resort, i think u need to lay out a better plan here op if you actually want someone to help you.

Not sure what kind of plan I can come up with when my checking account is -1047 and I have like 70$ in cash for food until I get paid.

Pretty severe situation because if I deposit my check when I get paid to bring it to positive not sure what I will be living on for the next 2 weeks.

**** gambling and **** my impulsiveness and degeneracy.

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03-01-2014 , 08:18 PM

#29

Minimalist

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OP will be:

Dead by the end of the month +1500
Dead by the end of the year +300
Unemployed and homeless within 90 days -150
Unemployed and homeless by the end of the year -400

#nocompassion

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03-01-2014 , 08:18 PM

#30

problemeliminator

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

I didn't even realize banks would let your account get into the negative thousands. Time to turn off overdraft "protection".

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03-01-2014 , 08:22 PM

#31

sup hezbollah

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It happened when I deposited my paycheck through mobile deposit and then a few days later got an email saying it was too blurry so it was rejected. The money I had already spent and I was broke so I took the check to a check cashing place and got the cash and went on a sick run at the casino and won like 1300.

Spent some then had a horrific day when I lost 1700 in about an hour.

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03-01-2014 , 08:22 PM

#32

IcyHotMonkey

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

Tried to win the money I need and I lost 500 in the casino.

Sounds like the perfect candidate for a loan shark.

If you are falling behind due to bills, what is your plan to pay the loan back? In other words, if liabilities > income, how does the loan shark get his money back without resistance?

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03-01-2014 , 08:24 PM

#33

grando1.0

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legit laughed out loud at the second sentence

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03-01-2014 , 08:26 PM

#34

exotic08

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Originally Posted by Minimalist

I hope you did it right and played one hand for $500. Lol degens.

Lmao so true

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03-01-2014 , 08:28 PM

#35

exotic08

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But anyways, on a serious note gl op!

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03-01-2014 , 08:28 PM

#36

sup hezbollah

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Originally Posted by IcyHotMonkey

Liabilities are not more than income... I am just in a hole at the moment, need to get my checking account to a positive and pay off a few other things and still have money to live on for the next 30 days.

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03-01-2014 , 08:31 PM

#37

nomad66

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OP,

You will fit right in here:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...tories-447948/

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03-01-2014 , 08:33 PM

#38

DC11GTR

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I'd just like another $1000 to cover the last 30% of the Mac laptop I want rather then one I'll end up getting, which is very close to the one I want originally.

Worth the broken legs/arms/nose/etc to get from a loan shark?

Nah, didn't think so.

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03-01-2014 , 08:34 PM

#39

tylertwo

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

How do you plan to pay off your regular bills, the total amount you borrow and the onerous interest if you are struggling to just pay your bills?

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03-01-2014 , 08:35 PM

#40

sup hezbollah

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Im not trying to get the money to spend, lol. I pretty much have everything I need. Thankfully my rent is paid is well.

My problem is I have a ton of bills I am behind on.

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03-01-2014 , 08:36 PM

#41

sup hezbollah

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Originally Posted by tylertwo

How do you plan to pay off your regular bills, the total amount you borrow and the onerous interest if you are struggling to just pay your bills?

The monthly payment will have to be around 700$ maximum. In this case I will weather the storm quite nicely.

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03-01-2014 , 08:37 PM

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ninetynine99

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

Would appreciate if we could keep this serious.

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03-01-2014 , 08:38 PM

#43

thatfrickekid

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I hope, at some point in my life, I have my ish together as much as OP does. Bro is a thinker.

Sent from my SM-N900P using 2+2 Forums

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03-01-2014 , 08:38 PM

#44

El Diablo

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Sup,

How much is your take home pay every two weeks?

What is your job?

How much is your rent?

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03-01-2014 , 08:39 PM

#45

sup hezbollah

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Shes good lookin.

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03-01-2014 , 08:40 PM

#46

sup hezbollah

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I have ADD people. I am impulsive, I get bored easily, etc. I take home 1055$ every two weeks. My rent is 450, I live in a nice house with 3 other people.

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03-01-2014 , 08:41 PM

#47

2/325Falcon

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Originally Posted by offTopic

Are usurious?!

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03-01-2014 , 08:41 PM

#48

electricladylnd

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If you are in this tough of a spot, you will drown in the weekly interest a loan shark will charge, you will be way over your head in 13 days, not to mention your monthly bills. You borrow $4k, in 7 days you will owe at minimum $5k, in 13 day you will be on the hook for about $6200.

Not sure how your bills are so dire that you need money now, unless you are months behind your bills at the moment. gas, elec, cell phone, and water will give you 2-3 months before they shut you off. Same with car loans. I can't think of any bills that add up to $2500 with you having already paid your rent. how much do you have to pay in student loans?

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03-01-2014 , 08:45 PM

#49

sup hezbollah

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My student loans rape me in pretty much unprecedented fashion. Getting tired of wiping my rear end and seeing the toilet paper stained with blood thanks to my student loans.

I am currently in a loan rehabiliation program and if I miss any payments I am gangraped. They have threatened to garnish my wages.

I have several payday loans outstanding as well as a bank loan and I am currently making payments to a bookie as well.

If I tell the payday loan companies to stop calling me, by law do they have to?