What exactly am I being asked to do for 500+tips?

Get shot at with missiles, etc? Getting gaped on national tv. Forfeiting the honor of me, my family, and some of my ancestry.

Possibly getting shot in the dick, rendering me inoperable. All for 500$?

Why cant we raise more than that?

yea, jfc. Can I rescind my pledge?

If I knew you guys just love to throw money around to see people do ridiculous things, there's not a lot of things I wouldn't do for $500, and I'm not even that broke.

need a park or beach or something. paintball place might have antifun safety rules in place.

jesus christ. all you have to do is stand there and get shot with ****ing paintballs. you are balls deep in debt and $500 isn't good enough? i was convinced you were just an idiot, but this is clearly a troll. lock this **** up.

Casino parking lot, obv. He can take the cash straight to the pit covered in paint and welts.

For him, I don't think it's about the money, it's about some type of bizarre status thing. Like when he goes to the BJ table and wages hundreds of dollars he wants to be acknowledged as the best and smartest and most powerful and he's built up a fantasy of himself around that. You can see it in some of the threads he's made.

Getting humiliated for cash would be the exact opposite of that, and he obviously doesn't give a **** about money, or he wouldn't light it on fire. It's about the winning, not the dollar amount.

Unfortunately I think there's some mental illness and mild ******ation at play here so he can't understand how taking a few paintball shots to the chest for 500+ is way, way, way optimal for him right now, even if all he's gonna do with it is go throw it on red.

Dude, people have sucked dick for $10 to get a rock. What kind of addict are you anyway? Have some respect for your addiction and get gaped for $500.

I love how the minute I said Im not willing to get raped for 500 bucks people start making these crazy assumptions and declarations and begging the mod to lock up this gold mine, etc.

I need details on what you guys are proposing.

You've already admitted that you would willing give up all that, now we are just haggling price.

How about $20K for a swipe across your dick with a cheese grater?

QFT

j,

Maybe. But I think most of this stuff is prob made up BS if he's not willing to get shot up with paintballs for $500. Yesterday he's posting how he doesn't know how he'll be able to eat, and now he's not jumping at a super easy $500. Doesn't add up, making this all likely just fake and boring.

Stop comparing getting shot by paintballs to getting raped, you ****ing tool.

JFC.

I don't know, I really don't get the sense that this is fake in any way, but weirder things have happened. Could be he exaggerated the direness of his financial situation.

I mean there's almost 0% chance he's being 100% truthful with us, I'm not under that impression, but an outright troll, eh, it's too brilliant. But yea I don't know a lot of people that wouldn't take 500$ to get whacked a few times by some paintballs. It doesn't even hurt that bad.

Forfeiting his ancestral honor, tho.

When I was ~13 my friend got a top of the line (at the time) $1k+ paintball gun and since he only had one we would alternate between trying to run from side to side in his backyard to being stationary target practice.

If I was in sup's position here, wearing only a cup and a mask and taking shots for $500 seems like a no brainer.

I'd like to beat his ass with a garden hose.

I worked at a casino for years. This is what we are thinking when we see your type of player:

"Oh here comes this sucker again, I wonder where he gets the money to blow 2 weeks worth of wages in here everyday?"

and

"Here's this a****** again, I wonder how much god's gift to gambling is gonna tip tonight? Oh surprise, he didn't tip once, although I doubt that my projecting a 1000 year bad-luck curse upon you and your children had anything to do with the 25 straight hands you lost before busting out."

How are people who appear to be intelligent not able to see that I am merely trying to milk these tits for all they're worth. Astounding I tell you.

I actually do tip, its honestly amusing to me how much you guys get me wrong sometimes.

Dont get all butthurt about my short responses or misinterpret those either, Im posting from my office at work.

His response was not what we expected. OMG he must be a troll!!!!


smh

no social pressures to tip live deal online bj dealers

Its not about feeling pressure. I like to do it if I had a nice session. A few bucks here is a small percentage of all the hands played. Just pretend 1/3 of one of the hands you won was a push instead and throw the bone to the dealer.

Now in the case of the hot red headed dealer I would literally like to throw her my bone. I need to pound that girl silly and judging by her behavior I think she wants it.