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Gaped yet again.

Gaped beyond reason, beyond conscience.

Gaped beyond recognition, beyond reconciliation.

Brutalized unprecedented.

put your $70 into play eh?

Thinking about it. They are giving away 5 cars at the casino tonight at 9 pm and I have a ton of entries. Maybe I should go?

If I do go I wont gamble though.... throwing down 70$ is too pathetic.

I never buy into a game for less than 200. Plus I need that money to survive.

Sup,

You sure those percentages are correct playing 6-5 limited double blackjack while employing a martingale betting strategy?

Check up on that and get back to us.

This thread just keeps delivering.

Gambling should be illegal. The indians steal a lot of money because the games are slightly rigged in their favor.

Humanity is not smart enough to go in, win and quit, every day. In the long run we tip our caps and bend over while they simultaneously loosen their belt for rape.

[X] This thread delivers because it was created by me
[X] The people who are wagering on me are hebrew and are being lame bitches about it
[ ] I have found a loanshark or a solution to my financial situation

LOL at least we now know what casino it is. You should play UTH, the dealers are pretty bad

UTH?

Ok I just googled it. Ultimate Texas Hold Em.

SMH Poker players

facepalm.org

Sup,

AFAIK the people wagering on you made a very generous donation to charity. That is far from being cheap. Why should they give you money when you're just going to blow it at the casino?

Being an ungrateful bitch doesn't help either.

Mullen my patience has limits. Dont make me harvest your IP address and proceed accordingly.

Im a fair guy but these hebrew bitches coupled with my financial status is making me crazy.

Tuck your tail between your legs.

A+

sup,

you have 777 posts, thats gotta be an omen!!! I think you should hit up the casino and get your car, or at the very least doube up your $70 so you can eat a little better till payday

Sup, seriously, is english your first language?

if it isn't i'm far more willing to throw down money on this. also where's YTF

All,

Anyone have any recommendations for a charity to donate to? Gonna loosen my belt a little bit before Sup harvests my IP address and eliminates me.

Having games that are slightly in their favour is a feature of all casinos, not just Indian ones.

There's no stealing involved, no-one forced you to play.

It makes no difference if you win and quit, unless you quit for life or win so large that you can't reasonably do it back in your remaining time. It's all one long game.

Most of us don't get raped, the casino makes a reasonable charge for the entertainment they provide, and we can take it or leave it as ŵe choose. The occasional decent win makes up (in our minds) for a bunch of minor losses.

Any money you take to the casino (assuming pit games or slots) is lost the moment you walk in the door. If you manage to walk away from that session with a profit, well done. But remember its only a loan.

Sup,

I was away at dinner. Here is the text I sent Alobar from dinner: "lol let's throw that sup guy money anyway, he apologized for being a douche."

Now I come back to the thread to post that and what do I see from you?

"[X] The people who are wagering on me are hebrew and are being lame bitches about it"

Wow, glad I was away so you could show your true colors. Looks like your apology before was completely fake. Obviously we're not gonna send anything to someone insulting us. THAT would truly make us little bitches.

If you conduct yourself like a man for a while maybe you'll get another chance sometime in the future.

Sup,

Btw, I won $25,000 betting $50 units at Let It Ride. Have you ever played that? That's one game where the player has the edge because if you get a hand where the casino is ahead you get to take back 2/3 of your bet and if you get a hand where you're ahead you get to play the full bet.

I am really surprised that Sup is such a tough spot, he has a good head on his shoulders.

He has to make sure to play the bonus as well. He hits that royal flush and he's going to be throwing YOU 5 percent.

You could probably play keno for days on $70, right?

I've never played it, but I've heard it's where a lot of really nitty old people like to spend their afternoons bull****ting and drinking coffee.

Zd,

Rookie mistake. That's how the casino makes their money at that game. Two ways actually:

1) people who play the bonus, which rarely hits

2) people who keep all their bets active even when they have hands that are behind

If you always take back your bets with bad hands and never play the bonus, it's something like an 8% advantage to the player.