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03-02-2014 , 05:23 PM
The bank did accept a blurry check and the 1050$ was put into my account immediately, then a few days later I got this email.

Heres your proof. So lol at you.

Mobile Deposit Confirmation

Thank you! Your mobile check deposit for Member Number: XXXXXXXXX was processed on 01/17/2014 at 10:48 am:

Check deposit amount: 1,055.21
Balance: 1,066.84
Available balance: 1,066.84
Reference number: XXXXXXXXXX

Last edited by sup hezbollah; 03-02-2014 at 05:30 PM. Reason: personal info, shove it
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03-02-2014 , 05:25 PM
Mobile Deposit Reversal

Your mobile deposit could not be processed for Member number: XXXXXXXXXXXX Please see details below:

Deposit Date: 02/14/2014
Receipt Number: XXXXXXX
Check Number: XXXXXX
Deposit Amount: $ 1,055.21
Check Reversal Reason: Check image is distorted, blurry or out of focus

The deposit has been withdrawn from your account due to poor check image quality. You may resubmit the check for deposit.

For the best results, the check image should be taken on a flat, dark surface with adequate lighting. Before submitting, verify that the check image includes all four corners and is in focus. Get more information and help with mobile deposit by visiting Ask XXXor referencing our Mobile Deposit Capture Agreement under the Documents tab in XXX Online banking.

If you do not recognize this transaction or if you have questions, please log in to your XXX Online account and click the “contact” link. Please do not reply to this email.
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03-02-2014 , 05:25 PM
I would maybe, but I have better things to waste my money on right now. Assuming YTF is interested and sup is real and would participate, I think the best format would be for them to take 3 separate IQ tests from the most reputable source possible, and find a way to verify no one cheated. I'm not sure how you could cheat on an IQ test but I'm sure you can.
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03-02-2014 , 05:27 PM
I will be happy to participate for the 5% Vig.
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03-02-2014 , 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sup hezbollah
I will be happy to participate for the 5% Vig.
If someone actually lays +300 and you don't beg, borrow or steal to bet on yourself ...
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03-02-2014 , 05:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sup hezbollah
I will be happy to participate for the 5% Vig.
Wow, how quickly the mighty have fallen.
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03-02-2014 , 06:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

Thank you! Your mobile check deposit for Member Number: XXXXXXXXX was processed on 01/17/2014 at 10:48 am:

Check deposit amount: 1,055.21
Balance: 1,066.84
Available balance: 1,066.84
Reference number: XXXXXXXXXX
Quote:
Originally Posted by sup hezbollah
Mobile Deposit Reversal

Your mobile deposit could not be processed for Member number: XXXXXXXXXXXX Please see details below:

Deposit Date: 02/14/2014
Receipt Number: XXXXXXX
Check Number: XXXXXX
Deposit Amount: $ 1,055.21
Check Reversal Reason: Check image is distorted, blurry or out of focus
Rofl, and lol at the blurry check being the only thing you got bent out of shape about.

Instead of wasting time trying to get a prop bet that will take weeks to just sort out the details, why not get another job or mow lawns or something?

Oh, yeah, cuz you jus a troll.
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03-02-2014 , 06:08 PM
Are you even able to figure out how much 5% is?

I mean we're talking about a person who had to have EV explained to him for 3 pages and still didn't quite get it after that. Particularly he didn't understand how if a bet is 56% to win how you could ever lose by martingaling.

Sup, how do you feel about that thread now? I'm asking because it may affect how much i'm willing to put on this in the unlikely event we ever see a prop out of this.
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03-02-2014 , 06:11 PM
Alobar,

Let's do the bet re: sup's posting we discussed this morning, but I don't want to do it for $10k, let's do it for $4000.

What should we do with the $200 we would have sent to sup? How about we pick a random charity and donate it?
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03-02-2014 , 06:16 PM
I will not be participating if I am receiving nothing.

Last edited by sup hezbollah; 03-02-2014 at 06:23 PM.
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03-02-2014 , 06:18 PM
maybe you already are
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03-02-2014 , 06:48 PM
Gaped.

Gaped beyond reason, beyond conscience.
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03-02-2014 , 06:52 PM
The iq thing is really tough. On one hand there's the keno thread and on trhe other there are ytf gems like this.

Quote:
I'm not maintaining that "math and strategy" was correct...but it wasn't that far off, was it? I don't play poker any more, so I certainly don't pretend to know. All I know is, when I did play tourneys, I took a lot of crap from other players if someone went all-in with good cards, and I called out of the blind with crap because the raise amount was trivial percentage of my stack size, and I used to think of it as an overlay--if I had to lay 5% of my chips to win 100% of HIS chips, I was getting 20-1 odds on my call.
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03-02-2014 , 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy
Are you even able to figure out how much 5% is?
Faster than a speeding calculator.
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03-02-2014 , 07:01 PM
sup,

"I will be 100% honest but my only complaint is 5% seems kind of weak. Were talking peanuts here."

First peanuts that would have gone to you instead if you had wanted them:

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03-02-2014 , 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sup hezbollah
I would be more than happy to continue and entertain all these prop bets but the fact that people have been ridiculing me and stating they have disqualified me from receiving any action has left kind of left a bad taste in my mouth I gotta be honest.
if anything your saying is true this is leaving a really bad taste in my mouth. your crying for money for bills but say when someone gives you the money your going to go to a casino cause you have a gambling problem. Do you really think someone is going to lend you money?

If some moron told you he has a gambling problem and that if you let him borrow money he will be at the casino, would you honestly lend him money? This is the biggest troll ever and hope Mods lock this embarrassing thread!!

You have a better chance of hitting the bad beat jackpot than this story being true
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03-02-2014 , 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sup hezbollah
Mobile Deposit Reversal

Check Reversal Reason: Check image is distorted, blurry or out of focus

The deposit has been withdrawn from your account due to poor check image quality. You may resubmit the check for deposit.
Oh... a mobile deposit.

So you took it to a cash checking place? Why not resubmit?

Direct deposit isnt an option?
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03-02-2014 , 07:10 PM
Excuse me all to hell if 5% seemed low.... I have no idea you guys wager that much $ on prop bets.

In hindsight I can see how that came across as douchey and I agree that wasnt cool on my part. My bad I am just seriously stressed the f out right now.

Hopefully we can still work something out here. Im still here.
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03-02-2014 , 07:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by IcyHotMonkey
Oh... a mobile deposit.

So you took it to a cash checking place? Why not resubmit?

Direct deposit isnt an option?
My employer doesnt offer DD.

I didnt resubmit it at the time because my account was -1050 after the reversal and it would have swallowed the whole check.

Sad part of this all is I cashed it, went to the casino and turned the 1000 into 2 grand. Spent some and then lost like 1700 in about an hour on a horrific run I had betting large.
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03-02-2014 , 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sup hezbollah
Excuse me all to hell if 5% seemed low.... I have no idea you guys wager that much $ on prop bets.
How do you not understand that the amount of the wager is irrelevant. You have less than nothing and people were willing to give you something.
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03-02-2014 , 07:21 PM
Hopefully I can be forgiven for committing this atrocity since the damage I caused in that post was clearly irreparable.
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03-02-2014 , 07:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RunDownHouse.
How do you not understand that the amount of the wager is irrelevant. You have less than nothing and people were willing to give you something.
He has some pride, man. He was an intellectual legend.
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03-02-2014 , 07:47 PM
Lol troll getting trolled now. Good stuff guys
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03-02-2014 , 07:49 PM
I dont even know what I am being accused of when I am being called a troll.
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03-02-2014 , 07:50 PM
Sup,

What kind of betting were you doing in your up and down streaks?

Is it regular blackjack at your casino or "California blackjack"?

What is your plan if you get a loan but then have another bad run when you go to the casino?
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