Not sure why me being skeptical would cause people to back out of it. If you are really serious, carry on.

We can still do this.

You do realize that he claims he has ADD? It's not like he can think more than 24 hours into the future.

its not being skeptical, its your attitude at not being happy with free money cuz its only 5%, which considering you are a broke you should be extremely grateful for free money

This is exactly why I won't be putting any money in going forward.

Sup,

We'll still be making bets. We just won't be throwing you 5%.

I suggest a series of Sup vs. Calculator races


With no 5% house vig for Sup of course. He blew that. Maybe 2% is fair.

The droll troll needs to eat a pole.

No one who is legitimately in this kind of a crushing currency crisis is worried about getting ginger gash.

confirmed for poorly disguised troll

I think you are a troll ****** op but if serious pick the phone up and call each place you owe, explain the situ and come up with a reaaonable plan. Also lolcasino.

Straight up IQ test against YTF. EZ bet, relatively verifiable, will draw the most action.

Booker,

Straight up even seems like the perfect line for that. I'm really not sure which side I like better.

alobar killing it ITT

sup, I will also give you some genuine advice kind of in the same vein as alobar's.

You remind me a lot of my younger self, except you seem to have built up 10x the delusional self image and actually possess 1/10th the intellect you seem to think you do.

Growing up I was always regarded as a smart kid. A lot of us were. My teachers told me a lot of the same things yours did, and I think to a child/adolescent that does not receive a lot of affection at home, it's easy for the ego to grasp on to this and build up this elaborate fantasy around it about how you're way smarter than everyone around you and you're only unsuccessful because you never try, have an addiction, or are unlucky, blah blah blah.

I hate to break it to you, but child prodigy isn't a very good predictor of future success. Even if you were in fact a prodigy, which I think is unlikely, you've done absolutely nothing with it. If it helps your ego to think you were actually a genius but just smoked your way into a 3rd grader's mind, then fine. I mean FFS you're bragging about stuff that happened when you were 7. SEVEN.

The reality is RIGHT NOW you lack really basic common sense and reasoning abilities, and have some serious addiction problems. You are in debt. The keno thread is just astounding to me because I think you're really being genuine in these threads.

so RIGHT NOW you need to realize:

a) that if you were actually a genius and good with numbers/gambling, you wouldn't be in such crushing debt

b) that you can't beat casino games and things like the keno thread demonstrate that you probably won't do well in a lot of things in life until you realize your limitations and adjust accordingly

c) that you are in fact a person lacking a lot of common sense and need to seek the help of someone who can guide you in the right direction. a lot of therapists also provide life coaching services. seek one of these out, I benefited hugely from one.

like alobar said: you need to take a hard look in the mirror and consider the fact that maybe the things you believe about yourself aren't true. for someone like you, though, I'll admit it's practically impossible and probably will require some earth shattering event for it to happen.

I'd want the YTF side of that action. YTF would be very likely to complete the IQ test, whereas sup may simply wander off halfway in. I can see YTF winning with a 90-95 just by completing it.

re: YTF vs. sup, I'd put YTF as an easy 3:1 favorite.

time to loosen that belt and bring down the hammer

Tensrus is also a good candidate.

Har at ytf being overwhelming favorite. Maybe to his mom.

Ive taken an IQ test before and I got 132... You guys can believe Im dumb, fine.

The truth is I just have ADD and a severe gambling addiction and impulsiveness.

Where did you take this IQ test?

Okay, perfect. YTF said he got a 145, Sup said he got a 132.

I'd definitely load up on Sup +13.

I would be more than happy to continue and entertain all these prop bets but the fact that people have been ridiculing me and stating they have disqualified me from receiving any action has left kind of left a bad taste in my mouth I gotta be honest.

then sack up, nancy, and loosen that belt.

for a reputable online IQ test, try out the one on the MENSA website.

Sup, I can ban those people for you.

How bout we agree to a 5% VIG for sup hezbollah. Then we can get this show on the road.

General observations:

$3/day of ramen is like 15 packages. Dude can get by on 5 or 6.

Rofl at paying $700 a month on a $5,000 loan with 10% weekly juice. After you make your $700 payment at the end of the month, your principle balance would be $6620.50, lol.

Even if you found a shark to do monthly juice, at 10%, after you make your $700 payment, you'd owe $4800. After your second monthly installment, you'd owe $4580. Doesn't take a dude with math skills faster than a calculator to see it would take you 14 months to pay off the loan. That's $4205 in juice on $5000.

Lol at saying the bank accepted a blurry check. If the MP line and/or watermark can't be read on a remote deposit, the check is rejected immediately.

Lol at thinking a hot BJ dealer wants some busto degen's dick. She just wants you to give her some money before you light it all on fire.

Lol at thinking borrowing money with juice is a viable strategy toward getting out of debt.

Lol at being good at gambling and being broke. Sorry bro, but all that bs about, "nuttin wrong with being broke, jus stayin broke" is what degens with no discipline said to rationalize their bad choices back in the day.

Lol at not realizing a bad situation can always be made worse, while contemplating ideas that you know will make it worse.

Lol at thinking your wages will be garnished without a court order first.

Lol at IQ prop bets to get your bills paid before your next paycheck.

Lol at starting a loan shark thread in attempt to save face from the fail of an AMA thread about being a degen.

Lol at chick grabbing four different players' wheel chips on a roulette table.

This is great, I may want in on this. IQ tests vary greatly however. Would have to be with no spread

If you are willing to lay sup at +300, I'm interested in some action.



sup - sour grapes El Diablo just wants to deny you a vig, nothing to stop you from borrowing some money from a loan shark and betting on yourself!