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How Can I Find A Loan Shark?? How Can I Find A Loan Shark??

09-02-2017 , 10:11 PM
I'm trying to find a "Loan Shark" or someone who can help me get a loan for about $5k-$6k.

Before anyone asks... YES I know the interest rates are/will be VERY high in comparison to ANY other for of ANY loans and that absolutely ANY "missed payments" of ANY kind could in fact he "Hazardous to my health".
Also before anyone asks --- it is for "personal use". I was out of work for about 3 months for a "family medical emergency". The loan is MAINLY for things such as bills and medical expenses for my 2 year old Autistic Son.

ALSO...
I AM working and full time. I had to take 3 months off for a family medical emergency which is why I am a bit behind.

I will be able to pay back fairly quickly.
Thanks for reading... God Bless.
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09-02-2017 , 10:27 PM
Hey I'll "loan" you as much as YOU want.
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09-02-2017 , 10:29 PM
This will end well.
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09-02-2017 , 10:43 PM
@Banned4lyfe -- how can I get in touch with you??
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09-02-2017 , 11:02 PM
Are you a bowler?
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09-02-2017 , 11:11 PM
Another loan shark thread? Oh Marone!
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09-02-2017 , 11:13 PM
I'm assuming that IDK what a "bowler" is unless you of course mean literal bowling... Like 🎳. Lol.
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09-02-2017 , 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by CandlePin3211
I'm assuming that IDK what a "bowler" is unless you of course mean literal bowling... Like 🎳. Lol.
He hinted that loan shark types could be find hanging out at pool halls, bowling alleys and other such areas. However, they will likely not loan any kind of significant amount to you if you are a complete random.
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09-02-2017 , 11:33 PM
@aalegend --- oh. Okay. Thanks...
Unfortunately I don't believe that's the case where I'm from. Nor would I know who to ask directly in a random poolhall or alley.
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09-02-2017 , 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by CandlePin3211
@Banned4lyfe -- how can I get in touch with you??
Before I give you my contact info I'd like to see your credit score.
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09-02-2017 , 11:36 PM
Your name is CandlePin, broseph.

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09-02-2017 , 11:37 PM
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09-02-2017 , 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by 2/325Falcon
Are you a bowler?
Only effete Yankees and maritime provincials know what you're talking about. In the ROTW real men play with big ballz.
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09-03-2017 , 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe
Before I give you my contact info I'd like to see your credit score.

I have horrible credit.
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09-03-2017 , 12:15 PM
What do you have for collateral?
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09-03-2017 , 12:45 PM
Is your wife/girlfriend/daughter good looking?
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09-03-2017 , 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
What do you have for collateral?

Nothing hence why I need a loan shark
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09-03-2017 , 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Yakmelk
Is your wife/girlfriend/daughter good looking?

Clearly you're hilarious. First off I am a female. Second I'm not involving anyone but myself.
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09-03-2017 , 02:17 PM
try the ocean
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09-03-2017 , 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by CandlePin3211
Clearly you're hilarious. First off I am a female. Second I'm not involving anyone but myself.
This should clue you in on who's pictures you should be posting next.
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09-03-2017 , 03:04 PM
Hi Candle,

Most of the loansharks on this site can be reached by this thread: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...shark-1421724/

Also, you may be asked some weird questions, but know that it is only to establish that you are really serious about wanting this loan.
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09-06-2017 , 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by darksideofthewal
Hi Candle,

Most of the loansharks on this site can be reached by this thread: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/3...shark-1421724/

Also, you may be asked some weird questions, but know that it is only to establish that you are really serious about wanting this loan.
I tried posting on there as well... Frankly, there has been no REAL response or even leads to follow on there either...
I'm unfortunately beginning to run out of time on some of my Son's medical bills & He has an upcoming surgery...

Is there absolutely ANY chance you may know of anyone I can reach out to OR that could help me?
I mean... I truly need a loan for AT LEAST $1400 dollars.

Please PLEASE if anyone even reading this can really truly help in real life... PLEASE let me know ASAP.

Thanks & God Bless!
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09-06-2017 , 10:32 PM
Ask God to help
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09-06-2017 , 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by cicakman
Ask God to help
I have many times...
However, if you are trying to be "sarcastic", it's not really funny to attack someone's beliefs or religion.

But please, only "helpful" responses would be appreciated.
Have a good one.
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09-06-2017 , 10:39 PM
I won't lend you any money, but I am sending thoughts and prayers your way.
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