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05-04-2017 , 09:52 AM
I couldn't imagine having every single person in my life calling me an idiot and/or avoiding me because I was mentally ill. Must be sad. Great time to post something memey for the smarter people in the audience:

Belief.
05-04-2017 , 09:57 AM
Question for the flat earthers on "LOL if gravity explain birds". If I go to the top of a building and drop a bowling ball and a bird off the side, what will happen? What force makes the bowling ball drop? Why doesn't it apply to the bird?
05-04-2017 , 09:58 AM
Moo, i hate to be the one to tell you this, but your wife thinks you're a moron.
05-04-2017 , 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by jmakin
Moo, i hate to be the one to tell you this, but your wife thinks you're a moron.
You're not the first

She's cool, she's not 100% on board but she is pretty skeptical of most things so she at least can entertain the possibility, which is pretty much all I meant to do. I have an ego too and I've gotten sucked into the bickering in this thread, unfortunately.

You guys are all cool at the end of the day.

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The more accurate calculation of the curvature of the earth in feet per mile is 7.98/12 = 0.665. This doesn't equal 2/3 or 0.666 or even 0.6666666666666667.
Ok, it's an approximation. You're splitting hairs. Do the numbers matter or not? Now explain all the other 33s and 666s in this vid. If you think you've debunked one, follow the path and debunk them all.



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Question for the flat earthers on "LOL if gravity explain birds". If I go to the top of a building and drop a bowling ball and a bird off the side, what will happen? What force makes the bowling ball drop? Why doesn't it apply to the bird?
05-04-2017 , 10:33 AM
Explain that to me please.

Also, why do you think all the 33 and 666 exist? Do you think all the conspirators plant those numbers? For what purpose, exactly? Did the Greeks who coined the words astron and nautes, meaning star and sailor, design them on purpose so that when the word astronaut was created it would make 33 on one of the dozens of little charts? Is it a coincidence? What and how and why EXACTLY do the 33 and 666 appear in your mind?

Also were the Russians not in on the scam? Cosmonaut only makes 31. Oh but wait!! At one point there were 21 cosmonauts which 21 x 31 = 652, 6+5+2 = 13, 652 + 13 = 665 and add 1 for Satan and BAM 666!!!! EXPLAIN THAT!

Last edited by Black Aces 518; 05-04-2017 at 10:44 AM.
05-04-2017 , 10:34 AM
Your poor wife. I'm so sad for her.
05-04-2017 , 10:38 AM
moo,

Have you ever believed something to be true and it turned out to be false so you now think a different way about it? Can you provide some examples?

Your arguments for the earth being flat are so terrible and idiotic, I think you are just WANTING really bad and unable to accept the opposite being true.

Pretend for a sec that the earth is round, and everyone itt except you is correct, what would it have taken for you to come to this conclusion?
05-04-2017 , 10:40 AM
Again, Moo is too dumb to understand that posting a picture of various liquid densities doesn't actually make a point or a statement. He doesn't get that there isn't a single person that looks at that picture and understands what he means. He is the guy on the bus ranting to himself and doesn't get why nobody is sitting next to him. It would be easy to refute him if he was cogent enough for a moment to make a point.

The saddest part is that idiots like him tend to breed. A lot. Smart people hesitate to have children... they judge whether they're ready, capable and willing. Dummies like him don't care about those things in the slightest.
05-04-2017 , 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by moo buckets
Ok, it's an approximation. You're splitting hairs. Do the numbers matter or not? Now explain all the other 33s and 666s in this vid. If you think you've debunked one, follow the path and debunk them all.

No, I don't think it matters if some numbers equal 33 or 666 or are close to those numbers. Can you tell me why you think it does?

I tried watching some of that video but couldn't get past a minute because it was incoherent. The narrator seems to think that in outer space a person's hair should be going up. Unfortunately, 0 gravity is not the opposite of gravity.
05-04-2017 , 10:45 AM
As long as we are posting pictures, might as well post some that make sense.







05-04-2017 , 11:05 AM
How do clouds, which weigh millions of pounds, avoid gravity?
05-04-2017 , 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by 1BigOT
How do clouds, which weigh millions of pounds, avoid gravity?
A vast Zionist conspiracy.
05-04-2017 , 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by 1BigOT
How do clouds, which weigh millions of pounds, avoid gravity?
How do they avoid whatever force makes the bowling ball I drop from the building fall to the earth?

OH wait:

05-04-2017 , 11:17 AM
So what keeps the flat earth from falling forever?
05-04-2017 , 11:17 AM
Also where do lava, volcanos, and earthquakes come from if the earth isn't a sphere with a core being superheated by gravity?
05-04-2017 , 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by 1BigOT
How do clouds, which weigh millions of pounds, avoid gravity?
Do you have a beam of sunlight in your house? Do you notice that dust seems to float there, "avoiding" gravity? Clouds are the same.

Water particles are tiny (microns tiny). Still they have some weight and ARE falling, slowly. Lets say they're especially fat that day and dropping at 20cm/second.

Now add in updrafts. Weak ones are a few cm/second. Strong ones are meters/second. These easily counteract the 20cm/second drop of clouds.

Clouds are also dispersed in air, which has weight. A cloud may seem heavy to you in absolute terms but even just the AIR in that space is 1000 times heavier than the cloud.
05-04-2017 , 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Neil S
Also where do lava, volcanos, and earthquakes come from if the earth isn't a sphere with a core being superheated by gravity?
If you want to get into the earthquake thing, the measurement of P waves is based entirely on a globehead model with a liquid core and semi-liquid mantle. Those calculations could not possibly work if the earth was flat.
05-04-2017 , 11:26 AM
BTW, globehead is my new favorite word to ever come out of this forum. Thank you.
05-04-2017 , 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by 1BigOT
How do clouds, which weigh millions of pounds, avoid gravity?
How does your brain, which contains billions of neurons, avoid intelligence?
05-04-2017 , 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by 1BigOT
How do clouds, which weigh millions of pounds, avoid gravity?
They don't avoid gravity
05-04-2017 , 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by moo buckets
I said to her 'how does the ocean stick to the bottom of a ball while birds and balloons can float and glide above it?' and she goes 'birds have muscles' and i said 'so then a bird could lift the whole ocean' and she goes 'no, the ocean is too big for a bird to lift' and i said 'but it could, if it's wings are stronger than the forces of gravity that keep the water stuck to the earth, it must have more strength in its wings than all the waters have around the entire southern hemisphere' LOL
The fundamental problem with the style of argumentation presented by you (and other FE people) is that you said those things and you thought you were being super clever and logic-owned your wife and showing obvious disproof of gravity.

Meanwhile, everyone who reads that, and your wife, believes you are mind-bogglingly stupid.

You think that the reason we can't accept your logic is that we are indoctrinated and blinded to the obvious truths. We think that the reason you can't accept our logic is that you huffed too much glue and did too much LSD. It's hard to resolve those things against each other.
05-04-2017 , 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by jmakin
BTW, globehead is my new favorite word to ever come out of this forum. Thank you.
STFU bloodmouth.
05-04-2017 , 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by moo buckets
Proof NASA fakes being in Space
I actually watched this vid because it has Chris Hatfield in it and I'm Canadian.

The video shows Chris Hatfield in space singing along, at the same time, with people on Earth. The genius flat-earther that "analyzes" the video is clever enough to notice that there is no time delay between the two parties, therefore the bit was clearly faked by those buffoons at NASA that didn't remember to "fake" the time delay, d'oh.

However, the genius flat-earther apparently hasn't watched much television in his time to pick up that the bit was obviously edited to make it appear that the two parties are singing along together.

So what makes more sense?

[ ] NASA mistake in an attempt to keep the truth from the sheeple; or
[ ] simple editing to make a bad singalong concept bearable to watch on TV

Hmmmmmmm... tough call.
05-04-2017 , 11:44 AM
It reminds me of when I was a little kid and I watched wrestling and some people said it was fake. But I found PROOF it was REAL! In WrestleMania 3, Roddy Piper gets pushed up against the ropes and when he comes off the rope, he has a rope burn imprint mark on his back. HAHA, I said, if it's FAKE, why does he have MARKS on his BACK, huh, huh?
05-04-2017 , 11:44 AM
How can gravity act singularly on all of the water in oceans but act on the individual water elements of a cloud?

      
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