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05-03-2017 , 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by moo buckets
forum moderators are pushing a divisive agenda to eventually tear the entire human race apart.
I always wondered why people volunteer to do the thankless job of being a mod.

now I know
05-03-2017 , 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by offTopic
In all seriousness, I would be sorely tempted if space tourism was to become a thing in my lifetime but for the fact that I really, really dislike throwing up.
Seeing that the world really is flat would make you hurl, eh?
05-03-2017 , 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by moo buckets
OBEY. OBEY. OBEY. NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT. CONSUME. CONSUME. CONSUME. NO CREATIVITY. NO SPIRITUALITY. MATTER IS ALL, ALL IS MATTER.


Moo did you take my recommendation in the Netflix thread and watch They Live on hbogo yet? Awesome movie and I think you would enjoy it if you haven't seen it.
05-03-2017 , 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by moo buckets
Note the bird has wings, the ocean doesn't. The bird is also lighter than the ocean by volume.
05-03-2017 , 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by moo buckets



ok, you are trolling. The bird isn't just magically floating. It is doing work.
05-04-2017 , 12:07 AM
gregorio has been funny in this thread. other good comedy posts recently. cheers.
05-04-2017 , 12:14 AM
Moo,
Do your kids believe in a spherical Earth?
05-04-2017 , 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by DrChesspain
The most coherent answer I've read ITT is that it's part of a giant conspiracy grift by various space agencies to keep all of the money they are allocated without having to spend it on space exploration.
nevermind that it would cost far more to maintain such a conspiracy than whatever graft they were trying to protect
05-04-2017 , 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by pig4bill
Note the bird has wings, the ocean doesn't. The bird is also lighter than the ocean by volume.
LOL. you sound like my wife. I mentioned this phenomena earlier today, I said to her 'how does the ocean stick to the bottom of a ball while birds and balloons can float and glide above it?' and she goes 'birds have muscles' and i said 'so then a bird could lift the whole ocean' and she goes 'no, the ocean is too big for a bird to lift' and i said 'but it could, if it's wings are stronger than the forces of gravity that keep the water stuck to the earth, it must have more strength in its wings than all the waters have around the entire southern hemisphere' LOL

The reason you can't see this is because you're actually operating on a flat plane model. You don't even realize it. The flat model would absolutely confirm a bird can't lift an ocean. I'm actually debunking you BY USING THE GLOBE.

As soon as you put the globe into it, you have things operating upside down relative to each other. Yet you think they still do exactly the same thing on each pole? If that were true, in your mind there'd be no coriolis effect and the stars would rotate clockwise on both hemispheres.

You also insist weight and density work the same way, with no opposing conditions present, being on the OPPOSITE SIDE.

Most of this will likely go over your head. Here's a colorful picture.

05-04-2017 , 12:37 AM
I pity your wife. Also putting LOL at the end of a nonsense sentence doesn't make us laugh along with you.
05-04-2017 , 12:42 AM
Yea I'm not really sure what the point of that story was other than you admitting you understand basic physics at a less than 2nd grade level.
05-04-2017 , 12:50 AM
I took a quick look through some of these so-called numbers in a "physics" book and boy is it an eye-opener! Evidence of the NWO and NASA colluding through Chaldean numerology everywhere!

"Gravitational" constant = 6.66 * 10^-33
Planck constant = 6.66*10^-33
Mass of a "proton" = 1.666 * 10^-33
Uncertainty in the mass of a "helium atom" = 6.66 * 10^-33
Mean density of the moon = 3.3 * 10^33
Inclination of Venus' orbit to "Earth's orbit" = 3.3
Eccentricity of "Earth's orbit" = 0.01666
Specific gravity of water on Neptune = 1.666

I used Chaldean units and rounding conventions here, of course.
05-04-2017 , 01:07 AM
As it happens, I just finished reading The 33 Body Problem!!!
05-04-2017 , 01:28 AM
Must be hard for his wife if he is not trolling and she's not a complete Morron.
05-04-2017 , 01:30 AM
Do you even understand that nobody can make sense of the garbage you're spewing?
Moo's greatest strength is formulating arguments so terribly that a normal person can't even understand what he means let alone begin to unravel it with criticism.

I've never seen someone compare the "strength" of a bird with an inanimate object before. "LOL Zomg if a bird can lift a few ounces why can't millions of tons of water do a pushup?! LOL". I just imagine your wife constantly rolling her eyes before leaving to go sleep with other men
05-04-2017 , 01:39 AM
Moo,
If gravity is a myth, what's holding everything down and not letting it float away?
05-04-2017 , 02:34 AM
Thread lacks pics of ice wall:









Prepare to have your globeheads assplode sheeple:

Spoiler:


Discuss.
05-04-2017 , 03:27 AM
We need the velociraptor meme with that bird VS ocean thing plastered on it, good lord. I bet the bird cant lift whole deserts either.
05-04-2017 , 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Nicholasp27
He won't answer this post
I just want to point out that seeing Nichp27 respond to a Pudley4 post in 2017 is blowing my freaking mind
05-04-2017 , 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted by moo buckets
LOL. you sound like my wife. I mentioned this phenomena earlier today, I said to her 'how does the ocean stick to the bottom of a ball while birds and balloons can float and glide above it?' and she goes 'birds have muscles' and i said 'so then a bird could lift the whole ocean' and she goes 'no, the ocean is too big for a bird to lift' and i said 'but it could, if it's wings are stronger than the forces of gravity that keep the water stuck to the earth, it must have more strength in its wings than all the waters have around the entire southern hemisphere' LOL
The bird flies because it flaps it's wings. If it doesn't then it will drop to the water. Gravity acts on things with mass. The effect of gravity on the bird is only on the bird's mass, not the whole ocean. That's why birds can fly.

Even if you don't believe in gravity and only the theory that something is accelerating the earth at 9.8 m/s/s, the force on the bird and ocean are the same as if there were gravity. F = ma, so the greater the mass the greater the force on it.
05-04-2017 , 05:05 AM
Also I don't get the flat earth thing, it's such a bad conspiracy theory to me.

Like if you look at pizzagate, JFK, 9/11, the moon landing, whether or not you think they are crackpots or not, you can clearly see a motive, and a large group of people that stands to gain from it. It makes logical sense for someone to conspire to do these things.

Flat earth would be the most elaborate and complex cover up of all time, and the motive for it is basically:

1. One of the ~10,000 bodies of stories of magic invisible sky monsters is real (the one with the talking snake and zombie).

2. For some reason a lot of people are working with a magic invisible monster that also only lives in the above stories.

3. Those people have come to the conclusion that the most optimal and efficient way to stop people believing in that particular sky monster is to convince them the world is round... despite the fact that the world is round is ALREADY a widely held belief and still there are huge numbers of people that believe in that sky monster, and despite the fact there would clearly be far more obvious and easy ways to concoct a cheaper and more plausible hoax to get rid of that belief.

4. Those people are actually able to pull it off.
05-04-2017 , 05:22 AM
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Originally Posted by ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S
Also I don't get the flat earth thing, it's such a bad conspiracy theory to me.

Like if you look at pizzagate, JFK, 9/11, the moon landing, whether or not you think they are crackpots or not, you can clearly see a motive, and a large group of people that stands to gain from it. It makes logical sense for someone to conspire to do these things.

Flat earth would be the most elaborate and complex cover up of all time, and the motive for it is basically:

1. One of the ~10,000 bodies of stories of magic invisible sky monsters is real (the one with the talking snake and zombie).

2. For some reason a lot of people are working with a magic invisible monster that also only lives in the above stories.

3. Those people have come to the conclusion that the most optimal and efficient way to stop people believing in that particular sky monster is to convince them the world is round... despite the fact that the world is round is ALREADY a widely held belief and still there are huge numbers of people that believe in that sky monster, and despite the fact there would clearly be far more obvious and easy ways to concoct a cheaper and more plausible hoax to get rid of that belief.

4. Those people are actually able to pull it off.
5. While simultaneously messing up in the most simple of ways which allows hordes of youtubers to uncover the truth.
05-04-2017 , 08:54 AM
I'm actually surprised Loser Legend didn't think it was necessary to ask how hot my wife is. I mean, he was able to extrapolate everything about my professional and social life based on my inability to be mind controlled. Because you guys are on the side of reason and logic. So hopelessly brainwashed.

All this talk about children etc, I kind of doubt anyone will bother to watch these videos even though they are asking.. At least I tried.

Flat Earth - Even a 4 year old gets it ( globe is embarrassing & an insult )


Another one from the same channel, shows what globeheads are like in the real world. Online you guys have your pack mentality working and thinking for you, but when confronted one on one, all you have is BELIEF and FAITH. Apostles of scientism they are. In this vid the globers even admit they have nothing but belief, and they 'hate to admit it' but still walk away saying they think they live on a globe. They, just like most of you, refuse to answer or explain all the fallacies of heliocentrism. If you don't watch, it's just your ego/religion controlling you.

Flat Earth - Street interview computer science students


A new vid from a good YouTuber, it should hopefully be short enough for you guys to handle. Shows NASA getting caught AGAIN faking space. They have to fake an 11 second delay to conduct an interview but then OOPS they laugh instantly after a joke is made and the audience reacts. Watch the 33 astro NOT react to the crowd INSTANTLY. Then tell me NASA is legit and space is real.

Proof NASA fakes being in Space


Each day your posts get more off topic, more arrogant, more ignorant. You have nothing but belief. You are religious fundamentalists. Primitive and lost in your matrix of 2 party politics, junk food, and hollywood programming. The future is out of your hands.
05-04-2017 , 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by moo buckets
I explained earlier in this post, this is not complicated.

8 inches = 2/3 of a foot. 8 inches per mile squared = 2/3 of a foot per mile squared. Go fire up the windows calculator and enter the following data:

2 / 3 =

I just did, and I got 0.6666666666666667

Do the numbers matter or don't they?
Actually, the original source you cited says

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The Earth has a radius of approximately 3965 miles. Using the Pythagorean theorem, that calculates to an average curvature of 7.98 inches per mile or approximately 8 inches per mile (squared).
http://www.davidsenesac.com/Informat..._of_sight.html

The more accurate calculation of the curvature of the earth in feet per mile is 7.98/12 = 0.665. This doesn't equal 2/3 or 0.666 or even 0.6666666666666667.

I would accuse you of intellectual dishonesty if I thought you had an intellect.
05-04-2017 , 09:49 AM
MB I would love it so much if your wife would post in this thread. I give you my word any inappropriate posts toward/about her would be immediately deleted.

      
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