I was mesmerized by that gif of the sun shining down on the Earth.

Lol at the Earth spinning 1,000 mph, GTFO.

Is this sarcastic?

If the Earth is really spinning everyone would simply board a hot air balloon and wait for their destination to arrive.

I just spent 20 minutes looking at that site.

Apparently, gravity doesn't exist sheeple. The Flat Earth is accelerating upwards.

Universal Acceleration (UA) is a theory of gravity in the Flat Earth Model. UA asserts that the Earth is accelerating 'upward' at a constant rate of 9.8m/s^2.

This produces the effect commonly referred to as "gravity".

https://wiki.tfes.org/Universal_Acceleration

When you jump up in a plane thats in the air going 600mph, do you get flattened against the back of the plane?

Even better, how can a fly or mosquito fly around inside a moving plane?

That's why there are AIR Marshalls on every flight. Unfortunately they can't catch all kamikaze jumpers.

Oh good lord.

why didnt the parents of these flat earth kids pay attention to them? lol

now we have to listen to the claims from their 1 night stand cum dumpster stain children.

thanks obama.

Man every time I think I've encountered the stupidest thing possible, someone trumps it. Thanks for setting the new low bar OP!

The Fusion is a much better car in almost every way.

Unban moo buckets imo

ya is stupidity grounds for a ban? cuz if so how is anyone in NVG still allowed to post?

this thread is no fun without him, I need more info on this vast round earth conspiracy I still don't understand how it's profitable.

I'd venture a guess a surprisingly large % of Americans would agree with portions of this by the sheer numbers of Christians. Take away obesity and backtrack on the whole gravity flat earth science thing, and you've probably got em'.

Would make for an interesting survey anyway

Why not merge with the existing absurd flat Earth thread so at least it doesn't have to repeat all the nonsense and can start with truly advanced flat Earth theory?

ShaneG in the house!

I think one of the more confusing things about Moo's initial rant is... wtf is scientism? Are people like him really suggesting that repeatable and observable science is akin to untestable faith required of religion?

Moo did this in the Netflix thread so I just banned him.

He should be back tomorrow I think.

OP's arguments fall flat

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This is exactly what he' saying and he says so explicitly.

Programming note: as Larry stated, "OP" did not create this thread - I did, when I extracted posts from the Netflix thread. This all started when Moo Buckets criticized Bill Nye's Netflix show for promoting "scientism".

When I questioned the numerology/pizza issue, Moo Buckets said that it's because pizza is bad for us. But a simple Google search shows that the actual pizza issue is far more ridiculous than that. Is pizzagate so absurd that even this guy thinks it's a bridge too far?

Last thing: several people are wondering what motive the Illuminati has for pushing this fraud on us. Far as I can tell some reasons are:

1) Satan. These theories drive us away from God.
2) Money. They steal all the money we pour into NASA for space exploration, which is fake. Probably other science-related frauds too.

Lol, I had forgotten moo buckets was the one who started that horrific Gamergate thread. Not shocking he believes this crap again.

Henry nailed it about these conspiracy tards years ago. They are simply huge losers, so they believe in these ridiculous theories and know the "truth" so that gives them comfort despite their failing lives.

I have no idea what Moo Buckets does for a living, but surely there is someone out there with enough surplus cash that could set up a "think tank" to employ MB (and TBAB while we're at it). Just imagine the societal impact they could have if they had full time to devote to the pursuit of the real truth.

I was gonna ask OP, if the earth was flat, then what happens when someone reaches the end of it? do they fall off the edge? luckily this is answered in the faq and even has a picture! for you sheeple who don't know, there is a giant wall of ice (what we call Antarctica) surrounding the flat earth, that holds in the oceans. now I know where George R.R Martin is getting his ideas for game of thrones.

NASA/the illuminati wont let you. And there's an ice wall.

No i'm not kidding.

I agree with citanul, enough of this child's play. Let's get to the advanced theory!