Sam this is great. I owe you a chalupa.

sam,

this thread is an early favorite for thread of the year in 2006, it has great writing and great hair. well done.

and my girlfriend was going to threaten that i stopped my addiction with this place if pitt wasn't #1 so thanks for coming through.

your hetero friend,

~td

Man, he's been in a lot of really bad movies.

AMAZING.....

Bump for diebitter.

Bump for awesomeness

I finally caught "Miami Vice".



Colin Farrell is definitely poised to leap onto this list. I'm not sure if its the combination of Guinness/Jameson's/cigarette smoke/sex with superhot chicks, but his hair is absolutely glowing.


I first noticed Farrell's hair in the low-budget "Tigerland". Joel Schumacher shot Colin's hair like you would expect a flaming homosexual director to do.


While making a string of forgettable flicks, Colin adopted his standard slightly spiked do. He really has a super hairline.


Proving his committment to his craft, Colin went with the BIC'ed look for the crappy superhero movie "Daredevil". He looked so menacing in this that he scared Ben Affleck back into heterosexuality.

Colin Farrell, a man whose hair is definitely on the rise to superstardom.

This must be saved.

vv sick thread, so good

A few years have passed, and its time for a quick update on this list.

Brad Pitt in "The Assassination of Jesse James etc."



Brad sports an old-timey side part playing Jesse James in this flick. I don't know How The West Was Won, but I'm pretty sure that Brad's hair had something to do with it.


Brad Pitt in "Burn After Reading"



Brad's hair goes for Oscar in this Coen Brothers movie. I think he plays a ****** or something, but this pompadour certainly isn't developmentally challenged. He gets a full three and a half inches of lift in the front, and even makes the ridiculous two-tone thing work.

At this point, all bets are off on what Brad's hair will do next.

ZOMG, so excite!

amazed Swayze wasn't included in this.

sam should seriously put out a book of all his lists and im pretty sure it would be a NY Times best-seller

bump

Time for another update.

What do you do when you're reached the pinnacle of success? If you're Hollywood Hair Hall Of Famer Brad Pitt, you shatter the expectations of your adoring audience, and start growing some really ****ing nutso facial hair.

Brad Pitt in "Inglorious Basterds"



What happens when Brad and Quentin Tarantino fire up a five pound brick of 100% pure Dutch hash? 100% pure follicle gold.

Brad rocks out a fantasticly groomed thin mustache in this one. Look at the symmetry. Brad Pitt is ****ing 50 years old, people! And unlike the U.S. economy since my last update, Brad's hairline shows no signs of recession. Brad's coif is in a bull market all the way.





Then, something happened. Something WONDERFUL.








Glorious facial hair...the likes of which mere mortals hath never before beheld. A beard so awesome that Zeus himself shaved his scraggly **** off out of embarrassment after seeing this.




December 21, 2012 is the end-date of the 5,125 year-long cycle in the Mayan Long Count calendar. This also happens to be the date of Brad's next scheduled appointment with his barber.

Please come out of retirement more often for this thread at least

does this look like a man with 12 adopted african children?

Brian Bosworth

I can't believe this thread only got 168 responses. It was so much more legendary in my mind.

We may not be able to enjoy Michael Douglas' hair much longer. He has revealed he has advanced throat cancer.



First honorary member Swayze, now Douglas???

Broken links are ravaging this thread with the brutality of male pattern baldness.

Wish I got to see this thread in its original glory...

Hair 1, Cancer 0

That image was over 3 months ago on Letterman before he went through chemo. He supposedly got down to 139 pounds earlier this month.

Hope he makes it out alive. If the cancer spreads we know one thing: it won't spread to his hair.

Patron Saint of Hair Vs. Cancer