Hollywood Hair Hall Of Fame
01-18-2006
, 04:45 PM
01-18-2006
, 06:03 PM
Often overlooked by critics when "America's Best Actors" conversations come up, Kurt Russell is never ignored by his fans, who appreciate this man's talent, and perhaps more importantly, his flowing locks.
Kurt Russell in "It Happened At The World's Fair"
Kurt got his start in this Elvis flick, and while he didn't have much of a role, he impressed Walt Disney enough to merit a ten year contract. Unfortunately for Walt, a grown-up Kurt would get so much poontang that Disney would eventually have himself cryogenically frozen until a time when Kurt Russell was no longer alive, so that he could have sexual relations with women himself.
Kurt Russell in "Escape From New York"
Kurt played the ultimate bad-ass, Snake Plissken. Because of Kurt's appearance in this, a whole generation of kids grow up wanting to wear eye patches and make Lee Van Cleef their bitch. This look was so successful for Kurt, he would spend the next 20 years cultivating it until John Carpenter goes crazy and makes "Escape From LA".
Kurt Russell in "Tango and Cash"
Kurt began varying his roles a bit in the 80's, but one constant string ran through all of his films: the mullet. Kurt carefully cultivated the mullet, and made it his own. Kurt Russell is the patron saint of the mullet. Truly a classic.
Kurt Russell in "Tequila Sunrise"
Kurt shakes things up a bit, and goes for the Pat Riley slicked back do. He totally makes it work, and gets Michelle Pfeiffer to cook dinner for him and spread her legs. And this was in the 80's, when Michelle Pfeiffer was arguably the most attractive woman on the planet. Kurt is so cool in this flick, I think I would do him, too.
Kurt Russell in "Soldier"
Kurt rocks the flat top like few before him, in films like "Backdraft" and "Soldier". He has the right amount of spike in the front, and has a great hairline. Its a pretty perfect rendition. When "Soldier" is released, young boys everywhere become extremely jealous of Kurt's awesome flat top, and in despair, grow up to have emo Franz Ferdinand shag dos and like boys.
Kurt Russell in "Miracle"
In this historical pic, Kurt busts out the Herb Brooks part on the side, and "becomes" Herb Brooks. Jealous that Kurt Russell looks better as him than he does, Brooks crashes his car while drunk and dies.
And now, its time for a
Mullet Montage
Kurt Russell. We salute you.
Kurt Russell in "It Happened At The World's Fair"
Kurt got his start in this Elvis flick, and while he didn't have much of a role, he impressed Walt Disney enough to merit a ten year contract. Unfortunately for Walt, a grown-up Kurt would get so much poontang that Disney would eventually have himself cryogenically frozen until a time when Kurt Russell was no longer alive, so that he could have sexual relations with women himself.
Kurt Russell in "Escape From New York"
Kurt played the ultimate bad-ass, Snake Plissken. Because of Kurt's appearance in this, a whole generation of kids grow up wanting to wear eye patches and make Lee Van Cleef their bitch. This look was so successful for Kurt, he would spend the next 20 years cultivating it until John Carpenter goes crazy and makes "Escape From LA".
Kurt Russell in "Tango and Cash"
Kurt began varying his roles a bit in the 80's, but one constant string ran through all of his films: the mullet. Kurt carefully cultivated the mullet, and made it his own. Kurt Russell is the patron saint of the mullet. Truly a classic.
Kurt Russell in "Tequila Sunrise"
Kurt shakes things up a bit, and goes for the Pat Riley slicked back do. He totally makes it work, and gets Michelle Pfeiffer to cook dinner for him and spread her legs. And this was in the 80's, when Michelle Pfeiffer was arguably the most attractive woman on the planet. Kurt is so cool in this flick, I think I would do him, too.
Kurt Russell in "Soldier"
Kurt rocks the flat top like few before him, in films like "Backdraft" and "Soldier". He has the right amount of spike in the front, and has a great hairline. Its a pretty perfect rendition. When "Soldier" is released, young boys everywhere become extremely jealous of Kurt's awesome flat top, and in despair, grow up to have emo Franz Ferdinand shag dos and like boys.
Kurt Russell in "Miracle"
In this historical pic, Kurt busts out the Herb Brooks part on the side, and "becomes" Herb Brooks. Jealous that Kurt Russell looks better as him than he does, Brooks crashes his car while drunk and dies.
And now, its time for a
Mullet Montage
Kurt Russell. We salute you.
01-19-2006
, 11:14 AM
In what will undoubtedly be the most controversial selection on my list, the great Yul Brynner clocks in at #5. Brynner is arguably the most famous bald man ever. His freshy shaved do was decades ahead of its time, and inspired countless imitators such as Louis Gossett Jr., Bruce Willis, and Michael Chiklis. His look is timeless, and he was the most bad-ass bald cowboy in the history of cinema.
