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Old 01-18-2006, 04:41 PM   #26
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:45 PM   #27
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Re: Hollywood Hair Hall Of Fame

As a proud bald man, I have to say, I am green with envy at the awesome power of each new Hairgod. But if the Swayze-master doesn't end up on this list, much blood will be shed in the battle!

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Old 01-18-2006, 04:47 PM   #28
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Sam - understood. Please continue your fine work in this great thread. I am looking forward to the countdown and honorable mentions list.

Ginger Rogers - This is some good effort but Priestley wouldn't even crack my Top 10 TV Hair list, let alone Top 10 Hollywood List.

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Old 01-18-2006, 04:48 PM   #29
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Ginger Rogers - This is some good effort but Priestley wouldn't even crack my Top 10 TV Hair list, let alone Top 10 Hollywood List.

-Al
Ahh...but would RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON? I think you know where I am going with this...
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:48 PM   #30
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Old 01-18-2006, 05:13 PM   #31
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Old 01-18-2006, 05:21 PM   #32
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No, I think it has more to do with you cluttering up Sam's thread. Sam is trying to make this thread quality, and you came in and littered it with your own opinions and a pantload of images.

Priestley is worthy of this thread.
You are not.

Learn the difference.
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Old 01-18-2006, 05:24 PM   #33
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Re: Hollywood Hair Hall Of Fame

A recap of #10 through #7, in caricature form:

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Old 01-18-2006, 05:27 PM   #34
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haha brilliant! this thread is going to be greatness.
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Old 01-18-2006, 05:34 PM   #35
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I nominate:


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Old 01-18-2006, 06:03 PM   #36
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#6 - Kurt Russell

Often overlooked by critics when "America's Best Actors" conversations come up, Kurt Russell is never ignored by his fans, who appreciate this man's talent, and perhaps more importantly, his flowing locks.


Kurt Russell in "It Happened At The World's Fair"

Kurt got his start in this Elvis flick, and while he didn't have much of a role, he impressed Walt Disney enough to merit a ten year contract. Unfortunately for Walt, a grown-up Kurt would get so much poontang that Disney would eventually have himself cryogenically frozen until a time when Kurt Russell was no longer alive, so that he could have sexual relations with women himself.

Kurt Russell in "Escape From New York"

Kurt played the ultimate bad-ass, Snake Plissken. Because of Kurt's appearance in this, a whole generation of kids grow up wanting to wear eye patches and make Lee Van Cleef their *****. This look was so successful for Kurt, he would spend the next 20 years cultivating it until John Carpenter goes crazy and makes "Escape From LA".

Kurt Russell in "Tango and Cash"

Kurt began varying his roles a bit in the 80's, but one constant string ran through all of his films: the mullet. Kurt carefully cultivated the mullet, and made it his own. Kurt Russell is the patron saint of the mullet. Truly a classic.

Kurt Russell in "Tequila Sunrise"

Kurt shakes things up a bit, and goes for the Pat Riley slicked back do. He totally makes it work, and gets Michelle Pfeiffer to cook dinner for him and spread her legs. And this was in the 80's, when Michelle Pfeiffer was arguably the most attractive woman on the planet. Kurt is so cool in this flick, I think I would do him, too.

Kurt Russell in "Soldier"

Kurt rocks the flat top like few before him, in films like "Backdraft" and "Soldier". He has the right amount of spike in the front, and has a great hairline. Its a pretty perfect rendition. When "Soldier" is released, young boys everywhere become extremely jealous of Kurt's awesome flat top, and in despair, grow up to have emo Franz Ferdinand shag dos and like boys.

Kurt Russell in "Miracle"

In this historical pic, Kurt busts out the Herb Brooks part on the side, and "becomes" Herb Brooks. Jealous that Kurt Russell looks better as him than he does, Brooks crashes his car while drunk and dies.

And now, its time for a
Mullet Montage







Kurt Russell. We salute you.


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Old 01-18-2006, 06:21 PM   #37
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Toro - great call. Pacino, while not displaying the hair range of say, Kilmer, has a great [censored] head of hair.

I think someone who might be underrated is Dustin Hoffman.

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Old 01-18-2006, 06:27 PM   #38
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Nicely done. A Backdraft pic would help, though.
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Nicely done. A Backdraft pic would help, though.
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Old 01-19-2006, 09:20 AM   #40
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Please continue Sam, good thread.
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Old 01-19-2006, 09:24 AM   #41
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You need Jeff Bridges in here. His hair in 'The Contender' alone is worth an award.

This photo really doesn't convey how thick and lush it is, but it's the best I could find:

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Bruce Campbell should lead the b-list hair review
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Old 01-19-2006, 09:51 AM   #43
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When you mentioned you would do a thread on this, I didn't know if you were kidding or could pull it off. Extraordinary work! I look forward to its completion and your further extensions of the theme.

Thinningly yours,

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Old 01-19-2006, 09:52 AM   #44
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Fabulous
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Old 01-19-2006, 11:00 AM   #45
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Honorable Mentions

Before I start the countdown of my top 5, it is time to pay homage to the select few who made my short list, but for one reason or another, did not sneak into my top 10.

Jeff Bridges



Harrison Ford



Bruce Lee



Robert Redford




Ronald Reagan

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Old 01-19-2006, 11:08 AM   #46
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Nice to see Bruce Lee getting some respect.

OOT rules should be altered to require all future top 10 lists to adopt this format. You have revolutionized this concept. Kudos to you, sir!
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Old 01-19-2006, 11:14 AM   #47
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#5 - Yul Brynner

In what will undoubtedly be the most controversial selection on my list, the great Yul Brynner clocks in at #5. Brynner is arguably the most famous bald man ever. His freshy shaved do was decades ahead of its time, and inspired countless imitators such as Louis Gossett Jr., Bruce Willis, and Michael Chiklis. His look is timeless, and he was the most bad-ass bald cowboy in the history of cinema.










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Old 01-19-2006, 11:16 AM   #48
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Re: #5 - Yul Brynner

You're forgetting Tor Johnson:

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Old 01-19-2006, 11:17 AM   #49
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Wow.

I am shaken to my very core. I don't know if I can fully comprehend the genius of placing the great Yul Brynnar on this list.

I feel like I need to lie down, and contemplate my existance.
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Righteous! Can't wait for the TV list.

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