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06-17-2019 , 08:30 PM

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cs3

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Hahaha

06-17-2019 , 08:57 PM

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de captain

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It beats Trolly jr., or Little Cracker

Quote:

Originally Posted by cs3

wat

He's been posting every day. You really don't know the gimmick he's been using?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Didace

two pairs back?

Josie obv.

06-17-2019 , 09:57 PM

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Garick

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Counter with Squishy Tot. He can have his own crappy cartoon.

06-17-2019 , 10:09 PM

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Howard Beale

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Might not be as bad as you think:

Mr. Pibb to desired sexual partner: 'Do you like Mr. Pibb?'
Desired sexual partner: 'I sure do!'
Mr. Pibb: 'Ive got some on tap right here!'

06-17-2019 , 10:14 PM

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DodgerIrish

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Does this mean he'd be Mr. Mr. Pibb?

Spoiler:

06-17-2019 , 10:23 PM

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R*R

I wish I was Einstein

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Originally Posted by TrollyWantACracker

Really need some advice. Promised the wife years ago that she could name our second our second child if I got to name the first one. Turns out she really hates the name "Cornelius" and is now trying to get back at me by naming our second child "Mr. Pibb." I am worried that this will cause endless teasing in school. Also, I am a die hard Dr. Pepper man. Not sure what I can do here.

Stop drinking Dr. Pepper for the life of you and try to get your wife to change the name to Mr. Coke.

06-17-2019 , 10:25 PM

#32

R*R

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Oh and too bad Mr. Piffles was taken.

06-17-2019 , 10:47 PM

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NickMPK

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

mr pibb is not a cola. not a root beer. it's an easy new soft drink from the coca cola company. it goes down good.

What actually makes a drink a “cola” anyway?

Like, what does Coke have that Mr. Pibb doesn’t that makes one a cola and the other “not a cola”?

06-17-2019 , 10:57 PM

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Garick

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ka-kane!

06-17-2019 , 11:32 PM

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daveT

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Call me sick, but I like the name "Mr Pibb" more than I like "Cornelius."

What if you end up having a girl? Do you just take photos and get her TV career started?

06-18-2019 , 05:54 AM

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Very Josie

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What do you call Cornelius? Corny or no diminutive at all? Ooo maybe Neil?

06-18-2019 , 07:29 AM

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RichGangi

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06-18-2019 , 08:51 AM

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ncboiler

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Suggest Dr. Pibb or Mr Pepper.

06-18-2019 , 09:19 AM

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brianr

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only choice is to call her bluff

06-18-2019 , 10:07 AM

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Mother Mucker

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Cornelius?

Yeah, she go with almost any name she wants after that.

06-18-2019 , 04:01 PM

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Alobar

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cs3

wat

He's been posting every day. You really don't know the gimmick he's been using?

ugh, yeah. I hadn't used my laptop in almost a year and forgot to switch ****ing accounts

06-18-2019 , 04:27 PM

#42

AllInNTheDark

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If it's a girl, suggest Sierra Mist, as it comes with a built-in stripper/porn name.

06-18-2019 , 04:36 PM

#43

TrollyWantACracker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AllInNTheDark

If it's a girl, suggest Sierra Mist, as it comes with a built-in stripper/porn name.

Thanks all for your help and support. I should clarify - she isn't naming them after the soda. Mr. Pibb was the name of her favorite uncle who passed away two years ago.

06-18-2019 , 04:37 PM

#44

TrollyWantACracker

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Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,184

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Might not be as bad as you think:

Mr. Pibb to desired sexual partner: 'Do you like Mr. Pibb?'
Desired sexual partner: 'I sure do!'
Mr. Pibb: 'Ive got some on tap right here!'

This might backfire.

06-18-2019 , 04:42 PM

#45

TrollyWantACracker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Garick

Counter with Squishy Tot. He can have his own crappy cartoon.

I should also note that we do not know the sex yet. Another issue I have is that we agreed to avoid gendering our kids so early. I really feel that this name interferes with that.

06-18-2019 , 05:03 PM

#46

Howard Beale

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TrollyWantACracker

This might backfire.

But in an interesting way, at least.

I forgot to add 'it comes w/ a built-in straw!'

06-18-2019 , 07:37 PM

#47

steamraise

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TrollyWantACracker

Mr. Pibb was the name of her favorite uncle who passed away two years ago.

His first name was Mr. Pibb?

06-18-2019 , 07:38 PM

#48

All-inMcLovin

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You could always name him Major Major Major if the baby is a boy.

06-18-2019 , 07:40 PM

#49

foatie

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Mista Pibb has a nice ring to it.

06-18-2019 , 11:27 PM

#50

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

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from what i've seen lately i'm afraid it has to be Mr Coke.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garick

ka-kane!

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