The Dunkies lady reminds me of the snow-shoveler in Home Alone.

It is all revealed in the end.

Damn Josie,

You should tip her more than ~60 cents next time!

Cliffs: Annoying local dunkin donuts mid management woman who abuses customers with surveys turns out to be hero.

She was probably like: oh that josie who was so helpful with those surveys left her nice bag behind, i SIMPLY MUST RETURN IT TO HER ASAP.

At first I thought you won the bag for taking so many surveys

Definitely

Rofl

I see how you'd think that but no.

Josie,


At first I thought she was crossing the street to give you the receipt/survey!

Haha, that would've been less surprising than seeing her with my bag in her hands!

Josie,

On a scale of 1-10 how lucky do you feel that all of your cash was still in the bag?

Bravo.

Lol Obv 10

I feel really lucky that since she knew who it belonged to, she didn't have to open the bag and my wallet to look for ID, and see the cash.

I had ten minutes at the bus stop to kill and that seductive elixir, cold brew, was beckoning me so I went back into the Dunkin this morning. Of course, she waited on me.

We chatted, "After you leave a customer said that little lady leave her bag, and I know you take a the bus. Of course I bring to you."

I thanked her profusely and asked her name, which is Mildred. Odd considering her thick accent and I assume she's latina or I dunno, ethnic. Anyway...I thanked Mildred and gave her a $20 tip.

She handed me the change, the receipt and said "Please, can you fill out the survey?"

I told her YES, I'll fill out the survey and I will.

But then I'm phucking done. How the PHUCK did I get back to this? One more survey and a $20 tip means we're even right?

I say you're in debt for a month's worth of surveys.

Whore!

You got your purse back and all the money intact and you still aren't willing to do surveys for this nice woman? How long does it take to do one?

I mean it was nice of her to return the bag left in the store without looting the contents, even though it would have been pretty hard not to get caught for it if she had, but it doesn't prove she is anything more than a non-scumbag.

See how many customers she drags out of the burning shop after the...freak accident...then we will see what kind of hero she is.

Hold on. She did a very nice deed, but she is not a nice woman. In fact, Mildred is pretty obnoxious and I dread interacting with her.

And I did a fabulous survey for her yesterday, I just don't think I'm indebted to her for life.

It literally takes 5-7 minutes. The problem is it also involves saving the receipt, bringing it to work, finding it while i'm dealing with real shiat at work. I know, 1st world problems, but it ends up being a nuisance for someone I dislike.

I happily did the survey when I had something great to say about her. I usually don't have great things to say.

So you are basically getting paid for doing the survey, just not by the DD lady?

No, I get paid for doing my job. I'm on salary so I don't get paid based on time worked and managing a bunch of shiat to use a very broad term.

shiaaaat

Wasn't Mildred the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby mama? His son looks so much like him ...





Does she kind of make it feel like she maybe feels like she may be able to take advantage of your niceness?

Do you like any of these responses for next time she whips out the survey?

• They can probably tell when it's the same person filling out the surveys again and again, so probably someone else will have to start doing the surveys from now on, since have filled out so many already! Here's a tip - thank you for the coffee!
• It's such a great way to get a free donut - surely there will be other customers who like donuts who would love to fill out the surveys for the free goodies - good luck Mildred!
• Was trying really hard to fill out surveys when I had the time, but work's really picked up lately, so please enjoy this tip instead.

Or are those really tone-deaf and b***** replies?



Actually hardly ever get coffee at the store, so am not asked to take surveys very often at all. Since the survey requests are so rare, will have to make a point to fill them out more often - had no idea they could mean so much to people who put in long hours and don't get paid very much. Guess sometimes there may be freebies as well - does Starbucks have a survey with a free giveaway as well?

Guess it would be very different if was actually a regular at a store though! Interesting thread Josie - gl!

Yes Sam, that's it. Because I'm nice, she's taking advantage of that. I really dig those responses by the way. Good to have them at the ready for next time. Seems like when she puts me on the spot the only thing that comes to mind is "**** off already".

Thanks!