Water quality changes all the time, generally seasonally but will depend on municipality. If you're giving money to someone whose product is mostly water and they can't tell you their water treatment plan you're probably not getting a quality product.

My son is home from college for the summer. He sent me this text last night.

Dreams do come true!

If he gets the job, he can bring you all the surveys you can handle!

Noooooo!

In my fantasy world he's coming home with a cold brew every time he works.

Confirmed Josem is a normal sized human being from my perspective.

Beard remains sketch af

He needs a beard-tervention.

Well biatches, dreams do come true! I received the email below this afternoon!



That's right whores, Wandering Bear Coffee wants to know if they can send me a free trial CASE of cold brew.

Does a cat have an ass?

Of course, to every yin there is a yang. In order to get the drugs, erm case of coffee, I have to talk to this ****jng salesman on the phone tomorrow.

Have I ever mentioned that I dread talking to peeps on the phone? Ugh. Hate it. If I have to make a phone call I tend to ask the support person to do it, I dunno way.

Anyway, I'm still buying 2 cold brews from DD every day so I may as well try this freebie. If it's good enough and the price is acceptable, we might start offering cold brew to the staff.

I feel kinda bad because the only reason that'd happen is cuz I want it/love it and damn I'd save a lot of money.

Don't get me wrong, I'm skeptical that cold brew arriving via fed ex would be supreme but hey, I'll try it.

Well guys, dreams do come true. In fact, sometimes dreams just land in your lap.

I get lots (LOTS) of emails from people trying to sell me stuff at work and mama ain't got no time for that. However, last week the wandering bear coffee company sent me an email asking me if they could send me a case of cold brew for my office to sample.

I made sure they understood that I was not making any purchasing decisions ATM but they were cool with that. And today was like xmas! Our office fridge is loaded w free cold brew and it's pretty frigging yummy.

For the first time in about a decade I won't be getting my coffee at Dunkin tomorrow on the way to work. Why would I? Office is stocked w better tasting cold brew. It's ah-mazing.




They said they'd discuss pricing after I've had a chance to try it. Crafty buggers.

Good, no more money or wraps for "military" guy.

Hurricane Josie be straight shillin ITT.

No shame in that game.

"Please remove cold brew from fridge by 3PM Friday or it will be dumped"

In other coffee news, Blue Bottle has been purchased by Nestlé. Sad news for SF folks. That **** was good. Now it's just so much corporate swill.