The more I think about this, the more I want to do it. But then it will lead to all-out war with Dids. And I can't be chugging ****ing Smirnoff Ice before I go coach high school baseball FFS.
Christ, one stuck in the pitching machine would be insane.
If dids iced you before he knew you were going to coach kids that would be very unbro. A whole different story if it was some well hidden ice that you just hadn't stumbled upon for awhile, but dems da breaks
On our countertop there is a small wine fridge. Next time she goes for a bottle of white, BLAM! ICED! Not the most original idea, but I like the concept of going for good alcohol and getting shot down.
The next one is more fun. "Hey babe, can you feed the dog?"
Wow, just went into my refrigerator to get something to eat, I look down, and I see a Smirnoff Ice just sitting there waiting for me. I burst out laughing and turned to my roommate who was sitting on the couch and said "did you just ice me, bro?" He starred at me blankly and goes "uhhh, wat?" Turns out his girlfriend just has really ****ty taste in alcohol.