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Originally Posted by Bullwinkle
Isn't this why you were contained in the first place? Not every thread needs your ESA spewing bs. We get it, ESAs exist and you know about them. Stop 'tarding up every thread that's even remotely related. ESA thread exists, people will go there if they want.
Your first sentence/question shows why you should be contained. Complete and utter ignorance.
Now I usually don't respond to personal attacks outside the containment thread, but in your case I am willing to make an exception in the interest of education.
This is a poker-themed message board. A lot of poker deals with subterfuge and deception. Making your opponent think you have a weak-hand so you will get them to bet more and trap them. Definitely an art.
This thread is about different methods to get the ideal seat you want on a plane. Poker players have got to be the best people to pull that off because that is what they do. Trickery and deception, without cheating. Honorable poker players.
Like this poster: ***My current strategy that I employ when traveling with the wife is to take aisle and window about two thirds of the way between the front and the exit row, looking for perfectly aligned windows that maximize shoulder room. Then look as fat and as miserable as possible without breaking the social norms that you mentioned in the OP.***
Which everyone here gets the benefit of evaluating and deciding if they want to employ that in their Southwest Ideal Seat arsenal.
I rarely bring ESAs up into any threads. It is other posters that invariably bring up ESAs whenever I post. Whatever. Sometimes amusing.
People game ESAs and they use them to get whatever seat they want on a plane too because they are "disabled". So they get priority boarding.
You are not going to learn any of this from the official Southwest website. Or even airlinetalk.com. I would go straight to 2+2 to find the best strategies.
So, instead of criticizing posters who provide total out of the box hints, take some time to appreciate the forum you are a member.