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Old 02-07-2009, 01:58 PM   #126
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

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Old 02-26-2009, 04:09 PM   #127
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

I just left a bathroom i've never used before at work and i saw these two things written on the walls:

I WANT MY ASS FILLED WITH TUBE STEAK

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I WANT YOU TO SHOVE A LAMP IN MY ASS SIDEWAYS


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Those are weird things to write, I thought. I couldn't imagine a gay person actually writing things like that, but I couldn't imagine a straight person thinking they were funny and writing them. Because well, wouldn't that make them gay?
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:25 PM   #128
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Jesus ****ing Christ you have just been shamed MicroBob.
fwiw, this is approximately one post every 9 minutes for almost 5 years. Balla.
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Old 02-26-2009, 04:47 PM   #129
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fwiw, this is approximately one post every 9 minutes for almost 5 years. Balla.
That really is absolutely insane. We all joke about 2p2ers not getting any vagina because we spend too much time nerding it up on the Internet. But that guy is at the point where it might be physically impossible to maintain a social life.
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Old 02-26-2009, 05:44 PM   #130
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Old 02-26-2009, 05:45 PM   #131
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I work construction and we use port-a-johns a lot. If you aren't familiar with these, they have a large holding tank with a 4" PVC pipe leading the fumes "outside". On one of these pipes was written "Mexican Water Bong" and I don't think I laughed harder at something written on the bathroom.
Haha I used to work construction and saw something similar...same kind of port-o-potty except there was just an arrow pointing to the urinal that said "mexican hard hat"

i lol'd heartily
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Old 02-26-2009, 07:00 PM   #132
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

haven't read anything yet, but the house i lived in by myself during my mid to late 20's, i had a bathroom in the back of the house that was attached to the room we played cards in every weekend...

nobody really went back there unless we were hanging out.

soooo, i bought a rainbow pack of 10 sharpies, put them in a basket by the sink, and let people have at it.

it was the awesomest room in the house.

after a year or so, it was special.

people coming over for the first time would hang out in the bathroom for an hour..
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Old 02-26-2009, 07:03 PM   #133
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I saw a sign in a public restroom which read, "Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal."

Under it someone had scrawled, "it makes them soggy and hard to light."
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2.5 years to post is too much time for jokes like that..
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Old 02-26-2009, 07:59 PM   #134
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If you can read this, you are now pooping at a 60* angle.
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Old 02-26-2009, 08:53 PM   #135
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In one of the stalls at my old high school "tom clancy sucks" was written. That was the only thing written in the stall so it wasn't referring to anything else. The complete randomness of it made it the only time I have ever laughed at a stall writing.
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:11 PM   #136
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"my poop smells like flowers...
dead flowers...
that somebody wiped their butt with."
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