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Old 02-03-2009, 09:36 AM   #101
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

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I see what you did here

now see what I do here
Good morning killa.

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Old 02-03-2009, 09:53 AM   #102
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Good morning killa.
5 days

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Old 02-03-2009, 11:25 AM   #103
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Nit alert: This isn't "Monet style". Monet was an impressionist, while the style you're referring to is pointillism.

That's pretty awesome though.
I am proof there is not enough art in schools.

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cant believe no one drew a penis on his mouth
I think everyone has been too impressed with it to mess it up. It's starting to fade now; you can tell that the janitors have been scrubbing at it. It's resilient too--it's still there, three and a half years later.
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Old 02-04-2009, 12:04 AM   #104
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

Read this in the Ladies Restroom:

Ladies, if it has tires or testicles, you will have trouble with it.
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:30 AM   #105
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

I thought this would have been posted already as I think I've seen it in multiple places. And I may have posted this already in another thread about the same topic years ago on 2+2:

On the left wall of the toilet stall:

Toilet tennis: Look right

On the right wall:

Toilet tennis: Look left
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Old 02-04-2009, 04:14 AM   #106
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I couldnt stand Bob Sagat watching me poop.
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Old 02-04-2009, 11:39 AM   #107
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Back in high school, some dude wrote "Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria"

Probably the only time I've ever laughed at graffiti
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Old 02-04-2009, 12:44 PM   #108
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wow wanted to find some more of these and found this short but v.long thread on a another forum which has put me on life tilt.

http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictu...-messages.html
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Jesus ****ing Christ you have just been shamed MicroBob.
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:08 AM   #109
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Sydney Airport.

Someone had written "Australia Sucks"

Underneath it someone else wrote "New Zealand Nil"
yeah nice! +1
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:48 AM   #110
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Press button, receive bacon. Very hilarious irl but seen more frequently than Paris Hilton's **** on the internet.

most emo: I don't feel at all like I fall. made me chuckle though cause I like the reference

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Old 02-05-2009, 01:38 AM   #111
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One time at college, I saw an arrow pointing towards the toilet paper dispenser. Underneath it read "WCSU diplomas, take one"
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:08 AM   #112
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Someone wrote "I love Dana Durbin."

Below it I wrote "You may love her but I just ****ed her."
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:10 AM   #113
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Sydney Airport.

Someone had written "Australia Sucks"

Underneath it someone else wrote "New Zealand Nil"
Needs more love. Pure genius
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:30 PM   #114
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cant believe no one drew a penis on his mouth
Congratulations you and BigL139andLinux have the same senses of humour.

Have you considered seppuku?
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Old 02-05-2009, 02:44 PM   #115
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somehow I never forgot this, must have read in 20 years ago

People who write on $hithouse walls
Roll their $hit in little balls
People who read these lines of wit
Eat those tiny balls of $hit
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:21 PM   #116
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somehow I never forgot this, must have read in 20 years ago

People who write on $hithouse walls
Roll their $hit in little balls
People who read these lines of wit
Eat those tiny balls of $hit
I came on here to post this exact one. I thought it was original, guess not.
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:24 PM   #117
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Jesus ****ing Christ you have just been shamed MicroBob.
thats soooo sick. I dont even know how bob does it, this guy must have no life.
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:30 PM   #118
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:57 PM   #119
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My buddy made this book the Grout Society:

http://www.amazon.com/Grout-Society-...3542228&sr=8-1

He went to bathrooms is 20+ college campuses and made comments.
Including mine. That **** is everywhere.
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:22 AM   #120
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Congratulations you and BigL139andLinux have the same senses of humour.

Have you considered seppuku?
just because you can only appreciate high brow humor and cant appreciate lowbrow or slapstick doesn't mean you have to be bitter
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Old 02-07-2009, 07:19 AM   #121
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Sydney Airport.

Someone had written "Australia Sucks"

Underneath it someone else wrote "New Zealand Nil"
Thus us choice az bro!
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Old 02-07-2009, 01:05 PM   #122
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"Step Closer...it's shorter than you think"
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Old 02-07-2009, 01:22 PM   #123
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That's pretty frightening. I approve.
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Old 02-07-2009, 01:27 PM   #124
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I saw this one in the bathroom the other day...

"Death is Imminant" under which someone wrote "... for poor spellers"
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Old 02-07-2009, 01:49 PM   #125
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I work construction and we use port-a-johns a lot. If you aren't familiar with these, they have a large holding tank with a 4" PVC pipe leading the fumes "outside". On one of these pipes was written "Mexican Water Bong" and I don't think I laughed harder at something written on the bathroom.

The best was walking into a bar in Pittsburgh and seeing "Jeremy is an *******" written in permanent marker. Jeremy is a friend of mine who lives in Pittsburgh, but another friend of ours admitted to writing it............about a year ago.
I never go to the ****ter at work without a marker...

I like: If you can pee above this line --------- the Boston FD wants YOU!!
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