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Old 02-02-2009, 01:26 AM   #76
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

I've called a few "call for a good time" numbers on the stalls and those always bring up hilarious situations.
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Old 02-02-2009, 03:44 AM   #77
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

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This is a classic:

Guy A: "I f***ed Susan Johnson"
Guy B: "Me too"
Guy C: "I f***ed her too"
Guy D: "I didn't"
Guy E: "F@ggot"
Oh man this one single handedly made me happy I made this post. This is one is timeless.
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Old 02-02-2009, 03:45 AM   #78
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I've called a few "call for a good time" numbers on the stalls and those always bring up hilarious situations.
explain one please
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Old 02-02-2009, 11:52 AM   #79
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I've called a few "call for a good time" numbers on the stalls and those always bring up hilarious situations.
Reports please.
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:48 PM   #80
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

wow wanted to find some more of these and found this short but v.long thread on a another forum which has put me on life tilt.

http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictu...-messages.html
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Old 02-02-2009, 04:47 PM   #81
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

'Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?'

'FU Gators #1'
'That crappers mine, get off - Butch'
'Rape is healthy'
'I ****ted in the garbage can last time'
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Old 02-02-2009, 05:40 PM   #82
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wow wanted to find some more of these and found this short but v.long thread on a another forum which has put me on life tilt.

http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictu...-messages.html


Thank christ there are no signatures on 2p2
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Old 02-02-2009, 06:45 PM   #83
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

The best I saw was a note in a bar posted by management saying

"People writing graffiti will be punished to the fullest extent of the law"

Underneath it someone wrote

"Who?"

LOL

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Old 02-02-2009, 07:49 PM   #84
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Sydney Airport.

Someone had written "Australia Sucks"

Underneath it someone else wrote "New Zealand Nil"
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Old 02-02-2009, 08:07 PM   #85
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Dale gracias a Dios, mi hermano
que lo que tienes en las manos
no lo tienes en el ano

Translation
Give thanks to God, my brother,
that what you have in your hands
you don't have in your anus.
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Old 02-02-2009, 09:30 PM   #86
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At School someone labelled the toilet paper dispenser "Arts degree dispenser".

Its not hilarious but I giggle everytime I see it.
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Old 02-02-2009, 11:38 PM   #87
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

i was at a rest stop on the garden state parkway one time taking a leak. A father walked in with his kid and posted up beside the stall while he sent his son in.

i shake off and turn to leave, i hear a little voice from the stall

"daddy someone wrote on the wall, here i sit, broken hearted"

"be quiet and just go son"

i really wanted to hear an 8 year old let that rip.

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Old 02-02-2009, 11:51 PM   #88
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

Here I sit in silent bliss,
Listening to my drops of piss.

Now and then a fart is heard,
Urging out a stubborn turd.

Once the kids are in the pool,
I look just once at my grand stool.

A wipe or two, I'm out out the door,
To get some food and make some more.

Poo.
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Old 02-03-2009, 12:03 AM   #89
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

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One guy who was in my freshman dorm drew a complete self-portrait of himself, Monet style (little dots), on the door of one of the stalls. It was very impressive; it took up the entire door.
Nit alert: This isn't "Monet style". Monet was an impressionist, while the style you're referring to is pointillism.

That's pretty awesome though.
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Old 02-03-2009, 12:06 AM   #90
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

i love it when people cant spell, and make really dumb mistakes while 'writing' on the walls
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Old 02-03-2009, 12:08 AM   #91
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I got this girl's phone number once...
did she answer?

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And this is where you and OOT are different.
f oot
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Old 02-03-2009, 12:12 AM   #92
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My buddy made this book the Grout Society:

http://www.amazon.com/Grout-Society-...3542228&sr=8-1

He went to bathrooms is 20+ college campuses and made comments.
This reminds me, there is a bathroom in the library at my school with tiled walls, and along the grout people have written in things like "Grout Expectations" and "Oscar the Groutch" etc. Probably about 50 different phrases in all, some of them clever, apologize for not remembering any of the better ones.

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Old 02-03-2009, 04:37 AM   #93
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

Got back recently from a trip to China and there were signs up at tourist places above the urinals that said "If you stand closer, you aim better"
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:45 AM   #94
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all i've learned in this thread is that OP regularly references both dane cook and family guy.
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Old 02-03-2009, 05:41 AM   #95
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One guy who was in my freshman dorm drew a complete self-portrait of himself, Monet style (little dots), on the door of one of the stalls. It was very impressive; it took up the entire door.

I probably would have JO'd on his face at every opportunity. But, then again, I must be gay.
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Old 02-03-2009, 06:15 AM   #96
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One guy who was in my freshman dorm drew a complete self-portrait of himself, Monet style (little dots), on the door of one of the stalls. It was very impressive; it took up the entire door.

cant believe no one drew a penis on his mouth
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:11 AM   #97
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At School someone labelled the toilet paper dispenser "Arts degree dispenser".

Its not hilarious but I giggle everytime I see it.
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:14 AM   #98
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cant believe no one drew a penis on his mouth
LoL. that would def be the classic
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:20 AM   #99
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did she answer?



f oot
I see what you did here

now see what I do here
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:30 AM   #100
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I actually took a pic of this. My fav...

Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and **** on the ceiling.
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