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Old 01-31-2009, 01:32 AM   #26
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

Maybe not exactly a public bathroom, however:

A B&B in Scotland.

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Old 01-31-2009, 01:37 AM   #27
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I saw a sign in a public restroom which read, "Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal."

Under it someone had scrawled, "it makes them soggy and hard to light."
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:43 AM   #28
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I've been in a stall in Ohare where someone drew a table on the door, with categories across the top row like "type of turd," "color", "size", etc. then they filled in the rows below with their answers. I guess everyone was supposed to contribute and input the details of their own dumps.
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:45 AM   #29
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I saw a sign in a public restroom which read, "Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal."

Under it someone had scrawled, "it makes them soggy and hard to light."

It amazes me that somehow in crappy threads like this someone with a 3 year old reg date will show up and bust their posting cherry with something inane as this.
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:48 AM   #30
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Under it someone had scrawled, "it makes them soggy and hard to light."
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:55 AM   #31
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

Somewhat of a hijack, but I saw something hilarious in a public bathroom tonight. I work at a university and I used a urinal before leaving tonight. One the floor was a tube of cream, a very small tube. I looked down and it was a presciption dick medication. So some dude has some sort of STD, so he decides to rub it in while standing at a public urinal? Maybe somebody walked in on him and he dropped it. The guy was probably like, "hey is that Dick cream?" And he was probably like, "ahhh... no, I was just rubbing one out". The guy likely responded, "are you sure, it looked you were rubbing it in! You got the clap imo." Anyways, I made sure to wash my hands three times with super hot water!

As far as writing on a bathroom stall,I saw something kind of original when I was in grad school. For a long time, a wall had read "chem hates you" which is obviously not funny. Then one day someone added, "in communist russia," above it. Probably lame, but I found it amusing.
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Old 01-31-2009, 04:06 AM   #32
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In the bathroom at a bar someone had written, "I fu**ed your mother." Another person added, "go home, dad, you're drunk."
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:33 PM   #33
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One guy who was in my freshman dorm drew a complete self-portrait of himself, Monet style (little dots), on the door of one of the stalls. It was very impressive; it took up the entire door.

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Old 01-31-2009, 01:38 PM   #34
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If it's on the inside of the door, that'd be pretty creepy.
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:38 PM   #35
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Bob Sagat was in your freshman dorm?
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:41 PM   #36
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Bob Sagat was in your freshman dorm?
Haha...I was going to say Ted Bundy.
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:43 PM   #37
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moar of a Seurat kind of pointillism than Monet's stippling effect imo
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:48 PM   #38
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LOL, I thought the same thing.
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:50 PM   #39
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Bob Sagat was in your freshman dorm?
rofl...I don't even remember what he looked like. This has proven to be his lasting mark on the school.

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If it's on the inside of the door, that'd be pretty creepy.
Yes, it is on the inside of the door, and yes, it is unsettling. Luckily there are three stalls in this bathroom, so usually the other two aren't both occupied.
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Old 01-31-2009, 02:09 PM   #40
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I couldnt stand Bob Sagat watching me poop.
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Old 01-31-2009, 02:39 PM   #41
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that portrait is both unbelievably creepy and unbelievably awesome
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Old 01-31-2009, 04:59 PM   #42
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I disagree. I live in miami so because of all the different kinds of people, there are a lot of "arguements" on the walls. I find these entertaining because you have nothing to do while you're on the ****ter anyways. Usually the initial arguement or comment is not as good as some of the follow ups / edits that people make along the way. It's kind of like how dane cook said once how when you look at all of the insults on the wall you think, these people are so racist/ignorant/etc. until you find one you agree with that makes you burst out laughing
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Old 01-31-2009, 05:02 PM   #43
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"Please flush the cleaner will eat anything"
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Old 01-31-2009, 05:06 PM   #44
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Who the **** has a pen or marker on them when they go to the bathroom at a bar?
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Old 01-31-2009, 05:12 PM   #45
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One guy who was in my freshman dorm drew a complete self-portrait of himself, Monet style (little dots), on the door of one of the stalls. It was very impressive; it took up the entire door.

This is so awesome. The argyle sweater and yearbook portrait pose are nice touches.
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Old 01-31-2009, 05:13 PM   #46
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It's more mystic than it is funny, but:

I AM THE CHIPOTLE OF TRUTH
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Old 01-31-2009, 05:15 PM   #47
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In the bathroom at Ralph Wilson Stadium, home of the Buffalo Bills.
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:04 PM   #48
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I got a chuckle out of "All gays are gay!" in a local pub.
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Old 01-31-2009, 10:54 PM   #49
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Ninja Fact #37....Ninjas can breathe underwater
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Old 01-31-2009, 11:35 PM   #50
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

Guy A writes : "Jesus Saves"
Guy B responds with : "Gretzky puts in Rebound"
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