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Old 01-30-2009, 10:07 PM   #1
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Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

Now this can be in any public bathroom, whether it be in the stall, on it, wherever. I have read many, but the leader so far was a public park bathroom, right above the urnial im taking a leak and it says "What are you looking up here for, the joke is in your hands"

Anyone else?
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:10 PM   #2
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"Here I sit lonely hearted. I came to ****, but only farted."

oh wait, that was horribly unfunny as is anything else ive read in a bathroom.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:12 PM   #3
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I got this girl's phone number once...
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:13 PM   #4
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"What are you looking up here for, the joke is in your hands"
haha he's talking about your penis

no but seriously, if you have to use two hands to hold your flaccid penis, it's prob pretty big.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:14 PM   #5
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"Here I sit lonely hearted. I came to ****, but only farted."

oh wait, that was horribly unfunny as is anything else ive read in a bathroom.
I disagree. I live in miami so because of all the different kinds of people, there are a lot of "arguements" on the walls. I find these entertaining because you have nothing to do while you're on the ****ter anyways. Usually the initial arguement or comment is not as good as some of the follow ups / edits that people make along the way. It's kind of like how dane cook said once how when you look at all of the insults on the wall you think, these people are so racist/ignorant/etc. until you find one you agree with that makes you burst out laughing
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:15 PM   #6
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Back off, CMAR. I'm going to make her mine!
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:16 PM   #7
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Back off, CMAR. I'm going to make her mine!
LOL. this is an example of what I just said
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:18 PM   #8
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

I wanted to make a thread about this. I think that it's the dumbest thing in the world to sit and carve something into the wood while using the bathroom.

What kind of people do this?
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:20 PM   #9
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I wanted to make a thread about this. I think that it's the dumbest thing in the world to sit and carve something into the wood while using the bathroom.

What kind of people do this?
I'm with you man. Especially when it says something like, Eric was here. 1999. I mean to me this is the lowest form of bragging on the planet. What would motivate you to do something like that... entertaining none the less, especially when someone makes a follow up that says something like "Eric is a tool" and it starts a whole conversation on the wall
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:23 PM   #10
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I disagree. I live in miami so because of all the different kinds of people, there are a lot of "arguements" on the walls. I find these entertaining because you have nothing to do while you're on the ****ter anyways. Usually the initial arguement or comment is not as good as some of the follow ups / edits that people make along the way. It's kind of like how dane cook said once how when you look at all of the insults on the wall you think, these people are so racist/ignorant/etc. until you find one you agree with that makes you burst out laughing
And this is where you and OOT are different.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:24 PM   #11
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Had a friend in high school who was a sick good artist. One time he drew an entire panorama thing on the bathroom wall. It was a midieval war scene, prob the only cool thing I've ever seen in a bathroom.

I couldn't draw, so I just drew big, hairy weenurs
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:24 PM   #12
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i read hitchikers guide to the galaxy partially in a bathroom
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:27 PM   #13
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:29 PM   #14
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I work construction and we use port-a-johns a lot. If you aren't familiar with these, they have a large holding tank with a 4" PVC pipe leading the fumes "outside". On one of these pipes was written "Mexican Water Bong" and I don't think I laughed harder at something written on the bathroom.

The best was walking into a bar in Pittsburgh and seeing "Jeremy is an *******" written in permanent marker. Jeremy is a friend of mine who lives in Pittsburgh, but another friend of ours admitted to writing it............about a year ago.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:33 PM   #15
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LOL. WINNER.
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at a urinal, "The guy on your left is peeking."
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:34 PM   #17
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"Mike sucks c**K in the dope show."

This was written above the urinal at a bar. I never knew what it meant but whatever it still funny.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:41 PM   #18
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i like to trace my weener because it is so fat, but it costs a lot of pens because it uses a lot of ink.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:44 PM   #19
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I was at a urinal at the towniest bar near my school and noticed that somebody had scratched "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of" but then didn't finish it. I was upset that I had no good implement to write "DEEZ NUTS" with.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:51 PM   #20
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It said "I'll effing kill you if you tie your shoes where I'm eating"
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:45 PM   #21
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http://www.spike.com/video/jesus-of-suburbia/2682403 (Mildly NSFW due to dialog)
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:53 PM   #22
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In one of the public bathrooms at school, someone had written "Read the Koran", and someone wrote write after it "and suck my dick."
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:53 PM   #23
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It said "I'll effing kill you if you tie your shoes where I'm eating"
this is about as funny as sinbad
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Old 01-31-2009, 12:04 AM   #24
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this is about as funny as sinbad
You make awesome threads and you quote Family Guy? Incredible.
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Old 01-31-2009, 12:28 AM   #25
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Re: Funny things you have seen written in a bathroom

"Employees Must Wash Hands"



hahahahahahaahah
hhaahhahahahahaha
ahahahahahhaahahahaha



like I'm gonna let an employee wash my hands instead of just doing it myself
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