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02-03-2009 , 09:36 AM

#101

P Chippa

bacon messiah

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 6,237

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Originally Posted by killa

I see what you did here

now see what I do here

Good morning killa.

Last edited by P Chippa; 02-03-2009 at 09:37 AM. Reason: I guess 3 days

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02-03-2009 , 09:53 AM

#102

killa

huge dick

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,998

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Originally Posted by P Chippa

Good morning killa.

5 days

4L tarding gets you no sympathy from me

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02-03-2009 , 11:25 AM

#103

Quicksilvre

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 18,841

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Originally Posted by solids

Nit alert: This isn't "Monet style". Monet was an impressionist, while the style you're referring to is pointillism.

That's pretty awesome though.

I am proof there is not enough art in schools.

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Originally Posted by alreet

cant believe no one drew a penis on his mouth

I think everyone has been too impressed with it to mess it up. It's starting to fade now; you can tell that the janitors have been scrubbing at it. It's resilient too--it's still there, three and a half years later.

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02-04-2009 , 12:04 AM

#104

jacktay

dancing in the dark

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,847

Read this in the Ladies Restroom:

Ladies, if it has tires or testicles, you will have trouble with it.

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02-04-2009 , 03:30 AM

#105

Iconoclastic

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,697

I thought this would have been posted already as I think I've seen it in multiple places. And I may have posted this already in another thread about the same topic years ago on 2+2:

On the left wall of the toilet stall:

Toilet tennis: Look right

On the right wall:

Toilet tennis: Look left

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02-04-2009 , 04:14 AM

#106

garcia1000

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Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,855

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Originally Posted by ImsaKidd

I couldnt stand Bob Sagat watching me poop.

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02-04-2009 , 11:39 AM

#107

Flopz

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 275

Back in high school, some dude wrote "Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria"

Probably the only time I've ever laughed at graffiti

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02-04-2009 , 12:44 PM

#108

diddy!

Twas diddyeinstein

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 10,849

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Originally Posted by thethethe

wow wanted to find some more of these and found this short but v.long thread on a another forum which has put me on life tilt.

http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictu...-messages.html

squirt
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 271,453

Jesus ****ing Christ you have just been shamed MicroBob.

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02-05-2009 , 12:08 AM

#109

theslowdown

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 317

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Originally Posted by Stagger_Lee

Sydney Airport.

Someone had written "Australia Sucks"

Underneath it someone else wrote "New Zealand Nil"

yeah nice! +1

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02-05-2009 , 12:48 AM

#110

root

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 261

Press button, receive bacon. Very hilarious irl but seen more frequently than Paris Hilton's **** on the internet.

most emo: I don't feel at all like I fall. made me chuckle though cause I like the reference

Last edited by root; 02-05-2009 at 12:50 AM. Reason: 'pussy' isn't a bleeped word? I felt bad using it and not having it bleeped, so I switched it to ****

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02-05-2009 , 01:38 AM

#111

Percussion

adept

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 734

One time at college, I saw an arrow pointing towards the toilet paper dispenser. Underneath it read "WCSU diplomas, take one"

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02-05-2009 , 03:08 AM

#112

I_AM_EVIL

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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,267

Someone wrote "I love Dana Durbin."

Below it I wrote "You may love her but I just ****ed her."

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02-05-2009 , 11:10 AM

#113

YouCheckRaise

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,445

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stagger_Lee

Sydney Airport.

Someone had written "Australia Sucks"

Underneath it someone else wrote "New Zealand Nil"

Needs more love. Pure genius

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02-05-2009 , 01:30 PM

#114

supafrey

banned

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,549

Quote:

Originally Posted by alreet

cant believe no one drew a penis on his mouth

Congratulations you and BigL139andLinux have the same senses of humour.

Have you considered seppuku?

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02-05-2009 , 02:44 PM

#115

depokerstar

enthusiast

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 88

somehow I never forgot this, must have read in 20 years ago

People who write on $hithouse walls
Roll their $hit in little balls
People who read these lines of wit
Eat those tiny balls of $hit

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02-05-2009 , 03:21 PM

#116

biakabutukafan

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 298

Quote:

Originally Posted by depokerstar

somehow I never forgot this, must have read in 20 years ago

People who write on $hithouse walls
Roll their $hit in little balls
People who read these lines of wit
Eat those tiny balls of $hit

I came on here to post this exact one. I thought it was original, guess not.

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02-05-2009 , 03:24 PM

#117

demon102

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Originally Posted by diddyeinstein

squirt
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 271,453

Jesus ****ing Christ you have just been shamed MicroBob.

thats soooo sick. I dont even know how bob does it, this guy must have no life.

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02-05-2009 , 03:30 PM

#118

tuq

TEEJ

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 46,365

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02-05-2009 , 08:57 PM

#119

Grey

banned

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 7,111

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Originally Posted by SackUp

My buddy made this book the Grout Society:

http://www.amazon.com/Grout-Society-...3542228&sr=8-1

He went to bathrooms is 20+ college campuses and made comments.

Including mine. That **** is everywhere.

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02-07-2009 , 12:22 AM

#120

BigL139andLinux

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 231

Quote:

Originally Posted by supafrey

Congratulations you and BigL139andLinux have the same senses of humour.

Have you considered seppuku?

just because you can only appreciate high brow humor and cant appreciate lowbrow or slapstick doesn't mean you have to be bitter

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02-07-2009 , 07:19 AM

#121

That Foreign Guy

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,985

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stagger_Lee

Sydney Airport.

Someone had written "Australia Sucks"

Underneath it someone else wrote "New Zealand Nil"

Thus us choice az bro!

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02-07-2009 , 01:05 PM

#122

chucksim

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,685

"Step Closer...it's shorter than you think"

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02-07-2009 , 01:22 PM

#123

gumpzilla

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Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,973

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Originally Posted by garcia1000

That's pretty frightening. I approve.

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02-07-2009 , 01:27 PM

#124

LurchySoprano

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I saw this one in the bathroom the other day...

"Death is Imminant" under which someone wrote "... for poor spellers"

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02-07-2009 , 01:49 PM

#125

rurollin

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,964

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyJJack

I work construction and we use port-a-johns a lot. If you aren't familiar with these, they have a large holding tank with a 4" PVC pipe leading the fumes "outside". On one of these pipes was written "Mexican Water Bong" and I don't think I laughed harder at something written on the bathroom.

The best was walking into a bar in Pittsburgh and seeing "Jeremy is an *******" written in permanent marker. Jeremy is a friend of mine who lives in Pittsburgh, but another friend of ours admitted to writing it............about a year ago.

I never go to the ****ter at work without a marker...

I like: If you can pee above this line --------- the Boston FD wants YOU!!

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