Lighthearted (re: non-political)viewpoint of an American, born and raised that has traveled abroad. What better way to improve your country than to steal the ideas of others?
Let's keep the healthcare debates and talks about whether it's okay to throw my trash out my car window (A: It isn't you filth) to a minimum.
1.
Power One-Drop Toilet Deoderizer
It's like we've been dancing around the issue, but no one wants to go straight to the stinky, creamy source of the problem. Bathroom fans must be one of the most ineffective
and widely utilized apparatuses ever. It's gotten to the point where I just turn on the fan because the whirring noise stimulates my butthole. Lysol sprays are overkill and I'll admit matches are a close second, but none work as well as a few drops of One-Drop.
2.
Putting your car in neutral when you park
Crazy Right? It must be that Asians not only like to gamble with their family's honor, but also with their cars. The few times I would go to a parking structure I would notice that the driver would put his car in neutral instead of park! That means that more valuable parking space can be utilized throughout the day! I even got to push a car a few feet so we could leave.
Last edited by Nicotine Dreams; 10-10-2011 at 03:29 PM.