Swingdoc saves the thread

microbob, even though i agree with some of your opinions, lately you are the self proclaimed dr phil of the forums.

wow, OP is awfully defensive. Me thinks there is a prolly a good reason why

damn swingdoc idk if i could pass up something like that

if i was confident it didn't end with the dude killing me and claiming back his wife as part of their fantasy, banging some lady in front of her husband would be like the most awesome thing ever. except banging two chicks in front of their husbands.

It's an awesome idea in a vacuum. Maybe I was too big of wuss, but getting robbed, killed, or losing organs seemed like a ****ty downside. Maybe if I had had more time to think it over I would have decided differently. Plus I just couldn't believe this normal guy actually wanted to watch his wife get ****ed by a stranger.

usually cuckolding involves (sometimes) the husband blowing the stranger for his wife. good move not going.

Noah you rep that fantasy about twice a week, what about it is so awesome to you?

nation - While I think this may be somewhat truish of some of my posts (but please find a better comparison than Dr. Phil...that guy's bizarre) I think it's somewhat justified here. This guy really did get weirdly defensive super-fast when people understandably and really predictably made jokes when the topic was a Swingers club.

He's the one coming back with "20-tabling online players jerking off because they've never felt a vagina" or whatever it was which is where I ended up going "wow...he honestly can't take a joke?"

His actual trip-report about it was pretty interesting. Wouldn't have minded more of that. His overall attitude is more on the sucky side more often than not in this thread though.

And swingdoc's tale was pretty wild and awesome.

What is it about that fantasy that's not so awesome to you?

That fantasy is beyond awesome.

Well, I guess any of you may feel free to take that one now. For my part, the idea of humiliating some dude / demonstrating my ownage over him as a sexual act doesn't really appeal to me at all. I would enjoy it way less than if some dude weren't hanging around.

Two of my favorite past times are sex and making people feel bad, why not kill two birds with one stone?

I don't like making people feel bad

I'll just do it if it's what I have to do to pwn.

I'm upset that people love Noah's fantasy of banging someone's wife, but no one cared about my fantasy of banging someone's wife and their daughter.

Dude I'm sure it was just overlooked.

i don't even see that post itt but ya this is obviously better

I cracked an overused joke, doesn't that count?

OP- people aren't hating on you for no reason. they made a few jokes, and you got super defensive, and started insulting the whole forum THAT YOU POSTED IN. what do you expect to happen?

cuckold thing: i'd love to try that, it might be hard getting it up with the dude sneaking around somewhere tho.

It being somebody else's wife is a negative for me and him wanting to watch is a big negative. Just makes me feel awkward and weird and I wouldn't enjoy it as much. Her being hot is pretty much what I would be interested in.

Heres a NSFW BBC documentary on swingers by Louis Theroux

it explains almost everything you need to know about swinger parties

http://www.veoh.com/collection/louis...265069wZCH65Bk

If the chicks were ugly imagine how nasty the dudes were. And OP's wife was turned on by them. OP must be hideous to his wife.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07_rnlBezQg

Op if you posted revealing pics of your girl here, think of how hot she would get, knowing that hundreds of poker shut-ins were abusing themselves to her.

Anyone else picture OP as this guy: