She is awesome, but the thread was not about her. Anyone else want to share some experiences from these kind of places?

Mods should not close the thread. Just because someone starts a thread doesn't mean that person should get to decide when it's done. Topic of swinger clubs in general is kind of an interesting one obviously.

Was their anything freaky/interesting going on that you failed to mention in your extra lucky trip report?

Maybe something involving a spatula and a chandelier?

Did my penis comment touch you, a little too close to home?

Also OP, what was like it like blowing a guy?

What are the rules for posting pics in OOT?

Interesting developments.

FYP

wow, OOT turns on you quick when you ask for your own thread to be closed, huh?

Oh well. They can all sit at home and jack off while in btween 20 tabling 10 hours a day, you tell me how to win all the time and I will tell you what a vagina feels like!

We know what a vagina feels like so we don't need any help there, but your wife's vagina filled with another man's seamen, now that is a feeling that you have an edge on.

probably pretty used after a few more parties...

so has ur wife started asking to go 'hang out with your friends' at more of these yet??/


[ah, i can't be that mean, swinger parties sound too awesome to bash! i recommend like 8 shots instead of 15 next time tho OP]

Husband in terrible mood night after swingers club = wife found bigger penis.

You guys are great!

Its amazing that in such a short time so many d-bags can start saying the most ignorant things that they can think of. Bravo and well done!

I am yet again suprised how useful this site can be with some of the most utterly useless people!

Anyway no prob, I imagine that by tomorrow there will be at least another page of stupidity before we actually get a decent post that can turn into a discussion. So dont disappoint guys, I like to feel like I get dumber everytime I read a new response

seriously, pictures would be EPIC

The vast majority of hate you are receiving is because your performance in this thread has been awful.

You took an interesting topic with potential and managed to create as uninteresting a thread as possible, congrats.

My performance? I am not here to entertain you. I started the thread asking a question. I didnt realize that I needed to be entertaining for you or anyone else.

Tell me how could I have made this better? I see you have been around this forum for a long time. What am I doing wrong?

pokerdad - Wow. You are actually surprised that there are some jokes being made in your thread about Swingers clubs? Really? You can't just roll with it and have a good time? It's not that tough dude. You saw 50 year olds shoving their genitals around at various random guys and you can't laugh about it and have a good time?

It's an interesting topic but your defensiveness is weird. You actually feel the need to point out how many different times you got lucky with your wife that night and that you've had a 3-some before? I don't see anyone else feeling it necessary to defend themselves by bragging about their sexual prowess in this thread.

I guess pokerdad got the cuckold experience and now just wants the whole issue to fade away. Or all the women he wanted either turned him down, or gave him the smirk. Over/under on when his wife stops coming home?

first of all no one goes to a club like this unless the thought of some extracurricular activities has at least crossed their minds.

Based on OP's 1st marriage experience and his reactions today, this was definitely something his wife wanted to do more than him, but OP went along with it so as not to appear prudish to his wife. He is scared because his wife actually enjoyed it, as evidenced by the public BJ.

Based on your previous experience, actually going to this club was a horrible idea. Now you can't get the idea out of your head that your current wife might be a whore just like your first one.

My advice to you is to go back to the swingers club with your wife and have as much random sex as possible so that after this marriage inevitably falls apart as well you will have a chance to actually be able to satisfy the next woman in your life so she won't want to have threesomes or go to swingers clubs

Not true. There are a lot of people who go simply for the voyeurism / exhibitionism. It is a very sexually charged environment and makes for a good night out.

The rest of the post is just nonsense. There is nothing in OP's post trip posts to suggest he didn't have a good time. There is actually one post that suggests he enjoyed it and would like to go again. The same post suggests that nothing like what people are suggesting happened. If you knew the environment and you read the posts carefully that would be fairly clear. I have no idea why people are so insistent on attacking the guy but I can hazard a good guess.

I can't believe OP let Henry have sex with his wife at a swingers party.

lol at whoever said Mr. H can't make the funnies.

And I can't believe Henry has a big dick!

This isn't the sex strat forum. Any time people look for help here, the forum tends to expect something in return. If you were just reading this thread instead of having started it, wouldn't you want a play-by-play of the weird, cool or freaky things seen at this swingers club? I expect a huge majority of forum readers have never been to one and, like me, are curious.


Okay, since OP is apparently done, I'll give a TR of a weird ass night about 6 months ago that is semi-related. I was in Chicago for the weekend for a conference and decided to skip out on the Saturday evening lecture. The afternoon lecture got done around 3 and I decided to explore the city a little as this was my first time in Chicago. Navy Pier, Sears Tower, blah blah. Around 7:30 I went to some downtown Irish-themed restaurant/pub that I had heard good things about. The place was fairly busy but I got a seat at the bar and got some food.

About a half hour after getting there some random guy named Kevin squeezes in next to me and orders two pints. While he's waiting he decides to make some small talk, college football, the Bears, whatever. I normally am kind of annoyed when some random starts chatting me up, but I'm in a pretty good mood and on a semi-vacation so I shoot the **** for a little while. He finds out I'm from out of town and invites me to have dessert with him and his wife. Again, normally, I would politely say no, but I figured what the hell.

His pints are finally up and we head back to his booth. I meet Katie (see approximation below), who is a lawyer and we all just sit and chat. After a couple more beers and some laughs Katie excuses herself to go to the restroom. When she's gone, Kevin leans a little closer and says (I swear to god this is his exact line), "Wanna **** her?" WTF!?! Am I being set up by some pimp here? I'm really confused. He goes on to explain that he and Katie have a cuckold fetish and they want me to come home with them. I'm just about frozen by this time, not knowing whether to laugh, run or celebrate. I briefly wondered if this was a hidden camera show.

As I 'm sitting there trying to figure out what to say, Katie comes back to the table and sits next to me. She slides in, asks Kevin what I've decided and puts her hand on my ... leg. She looked really good but this is just beyond ****ed up. I manage to ask her wtf is going on and she apparently loves to cuckold her husband. Even weirder, he likes it too. Seriously WTF?! As much as this sounded awesome, all I could think was IT'S A TRAP!. That plus the general uncomfortableness of ****ing this guy's wife while he watched and I had to decline. I'm still not sure if that was the best or worst decision I've ever made, but I'm pretty sure it was one of those two.