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Originally Posted by pokerdad26
My performance? I am not here to entertain you. I started the thread asking a question. I didnt realize that I needed to be entertaining for you or anyone else.
Tell me how could I have made this better? I see you have been around this forum for a long time. What am I doing wrong?
This isn't the sex strat forum. Any time people look for help here, the forum tends to expect something in return. If you were just reading this thread instead of having started it, wouldn't you want a play-by-play of the weird, cool or freaky things seen at this swingers club? I expect a huge majority of forum readers have never been to one and, like me, are curious.
Okay, since OP is apparently done, I'll give a TR of a weird ass night about 6 months ago that is semi-related. I was in Chicago for the weekend for a conference and decided to skip out on the Saturday evening lecture. The afternoon lecture got done around 3 and I decided to explore the city a little as this was my first time in Chicago. Navy Pier, Sears Tower, blah blah. Around 7:30 I went to some downtown Irish-themed restaurant/pub that I had heard good things about. The place was fairly busy but I got a seat at the bar and got some food.
About a half hour after getting there some random guy named Kevin squeezes in next to me and orders two pints. While he's waiting he decides to make some small talk, college football, the Bears, whatever. I normally am kind of annoyed when some random starts chatting me up, but I'm in a pretty good mood and on a semi-vacation so I shoot the **** for a little while. He finds out I'm from out of town and invites me to have dessert with him and his wife. Again, normally, I would politely say no, but I figured what the hell.
His pints are finally up and we head back to his booth. I meet Katie (see approximation below), who is a lawyer and we all just sit and chat. After a couple more beers and some laughs Katie excuses herself to go to the restroom. When she's gone, Kevin leans a little closer and says (I swear to god this is his exact line), "Wanna **** her?" WTF!?! Am I being set up by some pimp here? I'm really confused. He goes on to explain that he and Katie have a cuckold fetish and they want me to come home with them. I'm just about frozen by this time, not knowing whether to laugh, run or celebrate. I briefly wondered if this was a hidden camera show.
As I 'm sitting there trying to figure out what to say, Katie comes back to the table and sits next to me. She slides in, asks Kevin what I've decided and puts her hand on my ... leg. She looked really good but this is just beyond ****ed up. I manage to ask her wtf is going on and she apparently loves to cuckold her husband. Even weirder, he likes it too. Seriously WTF?! As much as this sounded awesome, all I could think was IT'S A TRAP!. That plus the general uncomfortableness of ****ing this guy's wife while he watched and I had to decline. I'm still not sure if that was the best or worst decision I've ever made, but I'm pretty sure it was one of those two.
Last edited by swingdoc; 04-05-2009 at 10:09 PM.
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