lol @ applying logic to the street blowjob camera in the glasses picture.

as long as we get a midget stenographer to go with it, im cool

I think your wife wants to bang other dudes that sucks

Go see The Ice Storm and realize that depraved shenanigans like these will ultimately result in the death of a small child.

Keep your wife at home and play some 70's soul to her.

Key parties sound fun.

if ur wife wants to participate, u better participate too me thinks

it sounds like fun, why not experiment a little?

don't get loaded first, drink a bit if ur uncomfortable but if ur loaded ur gonna be out of action while the philadelphia eagles run a train on ur wife!

You keep saying this, and I keep laughing at you saying this.



Newsflash: You are going to hang out at a swingers party and some friends of yours will be there as well.


Good luck with the TRumpkin* this morning


* - blowjob while writing TR

Not necessarily. My first visit to one of these places was to hang out with friends. It was actually someone's birthday and we went with no idea how long we'd stay. The first time you don't know what to expect so it is scary but once you are there it is a lot of fun. I think going with friends the first time is a good idea but after that you are better off going by yourself.

I appreciate someone actually trying to be helpful and not have s***ty things to say.Well we went. The atmosphere was very open when we got there, it was a little weird seeing a lot of the things that were going on in the open. They had a DJ and food and we drank and danced, then we went to one of the themed rooms (the mirror room, mirrors all the way around and on the ceiling, awesome FWIW) Everybody was very respectful of us not wanting to do anything with other people. Overall was a pretty good time and obv quite a few fatties and uggos but the cool thing was that no one cared, it wasn't as uptight as a regular bar and we got to take in our own alcohol (saved lots o money).




Thanks for all the replies

Jesus this is quite possibly the worst trip report ever.

Maybe they're like the NFL in that they ban not only photos/video but descriptions or accounts of the action as well.

I think the OP does not comprehend the vicarious life aspect he was expected to provide. A superb opportunity and banable execution.
OP, flesh it out a little. WHAT did you see? How did it make you FEEL. How did it make you wife FEEL. Did you get a little extra lucky when you got home?
Are you going again. Is the wife going to be down with/on that?

I really want a swinger TR from Henry17.

Ok,OK. You want to know what I saw? I walk in go to the table that our friends were saving for us, and then.....................wait for it.........................I see some middle aged chick, larger one, with a nightgown and nothing else come sit on another guy's head and start shoving her beaver in his face and pull up her nightgown to reveal what was quite possibly the ugliest terts I have ever seen, and then proceed to do this to a few more guys around the room. I saw some very ugly women dancing with each other on the dance floor and then strip down and start eating each other right there. We took some pervert walks in the place and some of the rooms were open to see some other people doing their thing.

How did it make me feel? At first quite uncomfortable. I DO NOT SHARE, and have no interest in it. I loosened up a bit through the night, after a while it was kind of like being in a strip club where what is going on is basically background, this might have something to do with the 15 shots of crown that I drank but it wasn't as bad as what I thought it would be. Had some chick in her 50's tell me I fit her age profile and continue to try to get me to go back into a room with her, so that made me feel a bit uncomfortable.

Did I get extra lucky when I got home? My girl is a freak anyway, I got extra lucky in the club in the room, got a BJ in one of the public areas and went home and yes I did get extra lucky, and when I got up for work this morning, 4 hours after we got home, I got extra lucky again!

Will I go again? It is hard telling, would be kind of fun to do it with people watching I do believe. She had fun too, and kind of liked the attention she got from some of the hotter girls there

And to top it all off.......................................I now have a standing invitation for a weekly cash game thanks to someone I met there. Pretty decent money involved and deep pockets for the other guys....Always good to find another game.

there is going to be a penis touching you at some point

bring a shamwow

Pics of your wife?

lol

Your girl sounds like a keeper.

I've never written a TR so I'll probably suck at it. I've also learned my lesson that giving out too much personal information on 2P2 isn't a good idea. I'd be happy to give you a non-specific trip report of what a on-site club is like but that is about it. Not sure how interesting that would be.

this is getting awesome.

pics of wife would be superduper awesome

What's that supposed to mean?

Anyway, not gonna be pics. I DONT SHARE- except for all of my chips when I sit down at a table

It means he thinks you're a lucky man, you found a good one.

Thanks everybody. Mods should close this thread now.

Yup, it means she sounds like one to keep hold of. Sorry its a lolUK saying.

what, why do you want to close the thread? your girl sounds awesome. you should post pics.