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02-20-2019 , 10:58 PM
I think RDH has had that pic for years waiting for the right time to tilt everyone with that beer. Well played!
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02-20-2019 , 11:09 PM
People ITT acting like the napkin/coaster STAYS stuck to the glass. When in reality, it often flops off or unfolds as you're taking a drink.

If that doesn't annoy you, you're a ****ing saint.
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02-20-2019 , 11:39 PM
Pro tips for those of you who haven't been drinking beer for decades and need more practice:

If you know (from your first drink) that the napkin is going to stick to the glass, slip your pinky finger underneath the napkin as you pick up the glass so that you raise the napkin with your glass. Or use two hands as mentioned by Steve.

If your glass is sticking to a coaster, lift the glass at an angle so the coaster remains on the table.

**** sprinkling salt on a napkin or a coaster!
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02-20-2019 , 11:57 PM
You scrubs still lifting your own drinks? I only drink shots of tequila out of titties or navels.
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02-21-2019 , 03:09 AM
And all this time I thought titties only squirted milk!
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02-21-2019 , 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
It appears that the hippies at WWU don't approve of their own mascot anymore.

https://www.kiro7.com/news/report-we...ing-m/26943650
smh. Glad you figured out that I was talking about Western, even with my typo.
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02-21-2019 , 06:41 AM
An interesting All Star Jeopardy format started tonight. 6 captains, Ken Jennings and Austin Roger(s?) are the only two Im familiar with, but they each draft two teammates from a pool of a dozen Jeopardy wizards. Alex Jacob among them!

Funny thought, I wonder how the last person drafted felt. Its not exactly last kid picked in kickball, you're considered a top 20 Jeopardy wizard of this century, but still, last pick. Theyre even standing on bleachers getting hand picked!
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02-21-2019 , 10:37 AM
You don't know Brad Rutter?

That guy has been Saruman to Jennings' Gandalf for over a decade.

Notable, if you're going to talk about him, that Jacobs was the first pick drafted. Also on day 1, he was the only person (of the three) to represent their team that wasn't also the drafting captain.
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02-21-2019 , 02:48 PM
The last thing I expected when I moved to Arizona was to be snowed in.
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02-21-2019 , 03:06 PM
How much snow does it take to "snow in" an Arizonan?
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02-21-2019 , 04:03 PM
Right now we have a little more than a foot. It's been going for about 12 hours and is supposed to go for at least 24 more.
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02-21-2019 , 04:35 PM
Hope you stocked up on canned cheese.
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02-21-2019 , 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by RunDownHouse.
For instance, just in the past week this is a beer as put down in front of me by a waitress:



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If there had been a napkin underneath it, it would have needed salt in order not to stick to the glass every time I picked it up.


Mighty.... That’s undrinkable.
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02-21-2019 , 06:27 PM
Villian, I wear a dog mask every where I go. There were no cans nearby, that was a draft beer brought - very gingerly! - to my table by the waitress.
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02-21-2019 , 09:11 PM
Even the beer made it.
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02-22-2019 , 11:11 AM
Good lord, but I hate airplane yappers. I am trapped between competing sets.
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02-22-2019 , 12:05 PM
The only way to fly is first class with some Bose QC headphones.
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02-22-2019 , 12:16 PM
Bose is overpriced, underperforming trash. Shure or Etymotic Research all the way.
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02-22-2019 , 12:23 PM
The key is to wear a surgical mask and cough a few times as soon as you sit down. Any time they talk to you pull the mask down to answer.
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02-22-2019 , 12:26 PM
I have Bose QCs and these dickheads were loud enough to penetrate that screen just a bit. I turned on music, which solved that issue, but I was reading something complex — unlike JT’s posts — which is much harder to do with music on.

Net result: loss of efficiency.
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02-22-2019 , 12:54 PM
Nothing a good old toenail-clipping couldn't solve.
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02-22-2019 , 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Treesong
I have Bose QCs and these dickheads were loud enough to penetrate that screen just a bit. I turned on music, which solved that issue, but I was reading something complex — unlike JT’s posts — which is much harder to do with music on.

Net result: loss of efficiency.
No such issues with the sweet sounds of wind.
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02-22-2019 , 01:47 PM
2/7ths off a suit one day only,

You have made me ****ing chuckle several times lately.
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02-22-2019 , 01:51 PM
I'm no Rexx, but hey I'll take it..
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