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Old 02-19-2019, 08:14 PM   #526
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Your faction is why a certain comrade isnít on here anymore, genius.

Iím very interested in finding out who is in 27ís faction.
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Old 02-19-2019, 08:56 PM   #527
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:13 PM   #528
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We don't want to go down that rode
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:24 PM   #529
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Re: ****FebarewouldyouspankMsOOT? February LC thread****

My faction would probably be pretty sweet.

Tuma that is just fake news buddy, but the fact thinman popped in and caused that meltdown and then vanished again is pretty internetastic.
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:27 PM   #530
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Re: ****FebarewouldyouspankMsOOT? February LC thread****

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You'll have to figure out the answer that works for you.



But let me get this part straight: you were fine getting comped baked goods, espresso shots, and a freebie when you forgot your cash, but you have a big issue with the daily discounted prices?


Yeah I was cool w getting sweets & coffee. But I paid $5 the next day when I forgot my money but he didnít ring it in.

And heís been giving me discounts all along, usually the espresso shot ($1.09) for free, which I thought was cuz I tipped him a buck.
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:27 PM   #531
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While chop is very good at charity roulette and verbally abusing mentally unstable women online, he is not as good at cheese rankings.


Whore!!!!
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:36 PM   #532
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Josie,

I don't mind the occasional discount or freebie, but if it turned into something where every time my $5 purchase was getting rung up as $1 but I gave the employee $5 anyways, it starts to feel a lot more like stealing.

THIS

Ty for verbalizing my feelings. Your advice sounds good to me.
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:39 PM   #533
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Flash him and get your expresso free. This should not even be a question.

My titties are worth more than $1.09; thatís only 54 cents per tit!
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:43 PM   #534
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Iím very interested in finding out who is in 27ís faction.

Look what was waiting for me when I got home from work!



Via text today

Sis: You got a package in the mail. What did you buy?

Me: Cheese

Sis: No, this box is really heavy. Must be something else.

Me: No just cheese. Maybe I got too much.

Sis: itís really cheese?
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:49 PM   #535
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I'm excited. The floor is some sort of tepid review where you still sort of liked it. Ceiling is that you'll love the **** out of it.
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:55 PM   #536
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Its pretty amazing that you can age it in the can. How long does it keep fresh for once you pop it open?
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:55 PM   #537
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I'm excited. The floor is some sort of tepid review where you still sort of liked it. Ceiling is that you'll love the **** out of it.

Iím excited too, but too darn tired to deal w opening a mammoth can at 10pm. Theyíre tucked in the fridge.

Itís going down tomorrow!
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Old 02-19-2019, 11:11 PM   #538
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Its pretty amazing that you can age it in the can. How long does it keep fresh for once you pop it open?
Website says it lasts the same as store-bought refrigerated cheese once opened. I've never just bought a can to devour myself, so I've never had it sit to the point of potential molding.
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Old 02-19-2019, 11:25 PM   #539
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Website says it lasts the same as store-bought refrigerated cheese once opened. I've never just bought a can to devour myself, so I've never had it sit to the point of potential molding.

Packaging didnít really say how long it would last when opened, but air effects it so plastic wrap & airtight container.

It wonít last long enough to mold. Package also said to cut it into chunks then wrap, so entire cheese doesnít keep getting exposed to air.





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The anticipation is real now. Iím so excited!
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Old 02-19-2019, 11:27 PM   #540
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Have to admit I'm confused by how much energy you think it takes to use a basic can opener, but as a viewer I can stand the anticipation of waiting another day for a proper review.
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Old 02-19-2019, 11:37 PM   #541
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Re: ****FebarewouldyouspankMsOOT? February LC thread****

Josie,

A semi-rule of thumb with people in the service industry is when they give you a deal they don't expect the difference in tips. In fact, that makes it uncomfortable for them as well. They are more often than not just giving you a deal for whatever reason and regular tip will do. Maybe a little sugar on top if you want, but not necessary.
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Old 02-19-2019, 11:50 PM   #542
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My titties are worth more than $1.09; thatís only 54 cents per tit!
Think long term: $1.09 per day times 5 days is $5.45 per week, tax not included.

Need I go into more detail?
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Old 02-19-2019, 11:53 PM   #543
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Your faction is why a certain comrade isnít on here anymore, genius.


The Cotswold faction? Or the anti-Cotswold faction?
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Old 02-19-2019, 11:54 PM   #544
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My faction would probably be pretty sweet.

Tuma that is just fake news buddy, but the fact thinman popped in and caused that meltdown and then vanished again is pretty internetastic.


+1. As much as I adore you, Tuma, youíre wrong on this one.
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Old 02-19-2019, 11:56 PM   #545
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Have to admit I'm confused by how much energy you think it takes to use a basic can opener, but as a viewer I can stand the anticipation of waiting another day for a proper review.

Iím not normally particularly voyeuristic, but I too am somewhat tense with anticipation.
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Old 02-20-2019, 12:03 AM   #546
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Re: ****FebarewouldyouspankMsOOT? February LC thread****

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Think long term: $1.09 per day times 5 days is $5.45 per week, tax not included.

Need I go into more detail?

In what world do you only use them once per day?
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Old 02-20-2019, 02:07 AM   #547
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I get a lot of stuff for free out of the service industry that I never used to get. Like drink bills cut in half and entrees for free kind of thing. I learned the whole thing is a scam, whereby I'm supposed to give them a big tip - more than 20% but not the whole cost of the comped food and drink. Win/win apart from the restaurant owner. I suppose the scam relies on identifying the customers who will understand this and trans women are stereotypically hustlers.
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Old 02-20-2019, 02:13 AM   #548
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Cotswold >> Manchego
You do realize that Cotswold is not actually a cheese, right? I was going to let that slide until you doubled down here but now you gon get learnt. Cotswold is a fake cheese "cheese product". It's just a double Gloucester polluted with chives and onions.


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As much as I like Manchego, I will have to disagree with chop in that the actual king of cheeses is likely Parmigiano Reggiano.
I'm fine with Parmigiano Reggiano overseeing a barony, possibly even a duchy, but it is not the king. Also, Piave Vecchio wants a word with you.



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My titties are worth more than $1.09; that’s only 54 cents per tit!
What does it mean that you rounded down there instead of up?
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Old 02-20-2019, 02:31 AM   #549
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I have to agree that I can't count Cotswold as a real cheese varietal. If I had to pick a king of British cheeses, it would be Stilton. Wedge of Stilton with a glass of Sauternes is the nuts.

I haven't had Piave Vecchio so I will have to seek it out.
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Old 02-20-2019, 02:39 AM   #550
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Well if we're talking British cheeses, it has to be Illchester.
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