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04-26-2019 , 07:30 PM
double decker pizza, is this a level?
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04-26-2019 , 07:41 PM
I'm imagining one of those 4-D chessboards, but with pizza.
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04-26-2019 , 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by crush305
California Pizza Kitchen And any Newman's Brand Pizza are hands down the best, the only reason Newmans is better than CPK is because CPK has trans fat in it.

We are talking about our favorite frozen pizza, not talking about the best frugally priced frozen pizza.
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Originally Posted by Villian1
This popped up the other day.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/ampht...-surprise-you/

It's a ranking of frozen pizzas.
it's a ranking of 15 frozen pizzas. let's see how they score!

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15th place: California Pizza Kitchen Four Cheese Crispy Thin Crust Pizza
Cheeses: “Fontina, hickory-smoked Gouda & two types of mozzarella cheeses over herbed tomato & olive oil sauce.”
Score: 27
The good state of California usually produces magnificent food, with this one being a huge exception. With its unique toppings like barbecue chicken, California Pizza Kitchen was considered a pizza innovator in the ’90s, but its frozen pizza left much to be desired. Testers were weirded out by the perforations on the bottom of the crust, which was described as “matzoh-esque.” “This hurts me and makes me sad.” “Just horrible.” “Everything is off, including the appearance.” “Why did it taste like BBQ sauce?” “Is there mustard in this?” “Why did someone do this? Do they hate people? Do they hate me, specifically?”
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13th place: Newman’s Own Thin and Crispy Pizza — Four Cheese
Cheeses: Mozzarella, cheddar, Parmesan and Asiago
Score: 35
Tasters were underwhelmed by the “stale cracker” crust and “bitter” sauce. “The appearance of this one is particularly ominous” said one tester, who feared the “lumpy white mounds” of cheese. The crust was a “communion wafer.” “I really hated this.”
hmmmmm
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04-26-2019 , 07:50 PM
Who gives a **** what a pizza looks like?
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04-26-2019 , 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by whatthejish
Lemme stop you right there.
Eminem loves going to Wal-Mart.

And outside of wearing a ridiculous make-up'd disguise, he can't.

So cherish it.

Spoiler:
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04-28-2019 , 06:08 PM
Probably not available to most of you but Heggies is #1
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04-28-2019 , 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by kioshk
double decker pizza, is this a level?
Actually two levels.
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04-28-2019 , 07:45 PM
snark
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08-27-2019 , 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by TrollyWantACracker
Store bought frozen pizzas are fine when you are in a hurry, but if you have some extra time there is nothing like a handmade pie that you freeze at home.
But Tombstone was really great. Sometimes I miss those cheesy commercials though.

But I can agree that nothing compares to the handmade pizza. Nowadays I can afford to own a pizza oven like this. It requires some patience though, but it's perfect if you live alone.

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08-27-2019 , 07:54 AM
Do you go straight from the oven to the freezer or let it rest a while?
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08-27-2019 , 10:30 AM
How come Pizza Hut is the only delivery place that has stuffed crust?

Obvs, there's tons of stuffed crust options for frozen pizza and Lil' Ceasar's has stuffed crust for carry out, but neither Domino's or Papa Chode's delivers stuffed crust.


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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01-11-2020 , 08:07 PM
I've noticed that it is tough to find a frozen sausage pizza anymore. They are all some type of bacon, or sausage and pepperoni, or "meat lovers". None are just good ole sausage.

How is this possible?
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01-12-2020 , 07:20 AM
Stop hiding the sausage!
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01-12-2020 , 07:43 PM
The lack of frozen sausage pizza is probably due to each brand having limited shelf space.

So, each brand uses its space to offer the most popular types- pepperoni, cheese, meat lovers, supreme, etc.

Sausage (and many others) don't seem to make the cut.
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01-12-2020 , 08:13 PM
Fennel sausage can go **** itself on the head, and American bacon on pizza is gross. Good meatballs and Canadian bacon are good though.

Last edited by txdome; 01-12-2020 at 08:41 PM.
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01-12-2020 , 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Dynasty
The lack of frozen sausage pizza is probably due to each brand having limited shelf space.

So, each brand uses its space to offer the most popular types- pepperoni, cheese, meat lovers, supreme, etc.

Sausage (and many others) don't seem to make the cut.
I agree. I'm just surprised not one brand offers it as a choice. Or at least the several stores I searched declined to carry it (Walmart, Vons). I can find a plain bacon pizza but not a sausage pizza. This wasn't true 15 years ago.
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01-13-2020 , 01:52 AM
I love me some fennel sausage pizza. COME AT ME.
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01-13-2020 , 02:54 AM
fennel sausage meh
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01-14-2020 , 01:46 AM
BBQ chicken on a crispy crust.
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01-14-2020 , 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark_K
I agree. I'm just surprised not one brand offers it as a choice. Or at least the several stores I searched declined to carry it (Walmart, Vons). I can find a plain bacon pizza but not a sausage pizza. This wasn't true 15 years ago.
huh?
red baron, digiorno, celeste, tombstone etc all make a sausage only frozen pizza
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01-14-2020 , 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Tempus Fugit
BBQ chicken on a crispy crust.
Confirmed delicious:

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01-14-2020 , 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by JL514
huh?
red baron, digiorno, celeste, tombstone etc all make a sausage only frozen pizza
Not that I can find in any local store.
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01-14-2020 , 02:23 PM
RB sausage and pepperoni is available sporadically.
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01-14-2020 , 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Tempus Fugit
BBQ chicken on a crispy crust.
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Originally Posted by RichGangi
Confirmed delicious:

Or you can just buy a bag of sugar and dump it down your gullets to save some money.
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01-14-2020 , 02:45 PM
Jacks is the best supercheap pizza. 4/$10. Nostalgia.
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