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In the UK pretty soon some lawyer will advise clients that they could potentially be sued if they don't accommodate esas, which would be true because with its system of judge-made law anyone can potentially be sued at anytime. The continent is pretty safe though because it has written law.

Lol where did you get your law degree from there buddy?

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01-10-2016 , 11:56 PM

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bump

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01-11-2016 , 12:35 AM

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Grfo of here. What do they do if the damn turkey pisses or poops?

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01-11-2016 , 02:38 AM

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Eat it.

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01-12-2016 , 09:52 AM

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The mile high club would be gaining some members that day!

location Scotland. im guessing Aberdeen?

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Grfo of here. What do they do if the damn turkey pisses or poops?

I would much rather a little turkey pellet on the plane rather than a miniature horse, dog or cat ****

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01-12-2016 , 10:18 AM

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This whole issue is bull****. Is it so hard to reasonably accommodate people with disabilities while setting sensible limits?

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01-12-2016 , 11:33 AM

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I would much rather a little turkey pellet on the plane rather than a miniature horse, dog or cat ****

No, you wouldn't. Bird poop/pee is gross, and turkeys are birds. Also, they aren't "little" compared to most cats, dogs, or miniature horses. Do you even know what a turkey is?

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01-12-2016 , 02:15 PM

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No, you wouldn't. Bird poop/pee is gross, and turkeys are birds. Also, they aren't "little" compared to most cats, dogs, or miniature horses. Do you even know what a turkey is?

I have to admit I am not as well versed in turkey faeces as I thought I was but thankfully the worlds leading authority on turkey **** has arrived to educate me on the matter. have you written any papers where I could further my knowledge or any books you could recommend? thanks in advance

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01-12-2016 , 02:21 PM

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These *********** who bring support animals on planes need to be locked up. I had to sit next to one and the person behind him had a dog as well and they were boasting to each other about lying to get their pet on the plane and have it fly wherever with them. People with allergies should be able to sue the pants off these creeps.

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01-12-2016 , 02:45 PM

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Turkeys don't have anal sphincters so they have no control over when they ****

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01-12-2016 , 02:58 PM

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I'm allergic to joyless monsters. Hope you have a lawyer.

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01-12-2016 , 07:20 PM

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A friend of mine has an emotional support Brussels Griffin Terrier that she brings with her everywhere.

Everyone loves the dog.

But it irks me a little bit because she admits that she doesn't really need it. She just prefers to bring the little critter everywhere she goes and found a medical professional to sign off on it.

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01-12-2016 , 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by HiFi

A friend of mine has an emotional support Brussels Griffin Terrier that she brings with her everywhere.

Everyone loves the dog.

But it irks me a little bit because she admits that she doesn't really need it. She just prefers to bring the little critter everywhere she goes and found a medical professional to sign off on it.

My guess is that this is the case for the vast majority of ESAs that I see getting on planes.

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01-12-2016 , 09:54 PM

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My guess is that this is the case for the vast majority of ESAs that I see getting on planes.

It's not really hurting anybody I guess. It just seems a little underhanded.

Maybe I should put it in that thread about things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

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01-12-2016 , 10:53 PM

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it should piss you off

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01-12-2016 , 11:03 PM

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this is a good idea, except that every zooair flight should fly directly into the side of a mountain.

ahahahahaha

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01-17-2016 , 07:17 AM

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location Scotland. im guessing Aberdeen?

Hah of course.

And this is why we'll never see ESA's on Scottish flights, I'd imagine the last thing you want to discover when you're having an episode is your ESA being pumped at the back of the plane by some hairy arsed Scotsman.

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01-17-2016 , 10:50 AM

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http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/16/living...rpt/index.html

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01-17-2016 , 02:09 PM

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Wonder what the dog's support role was while the anxious bride was having her hymen plundered.

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01-17-2016 , 02:28 PM

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Making that dog wear that dress is animal cruelty.

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01-17-2016 , 05:34 PM

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When I was at the Bellagio this winter there was a guy at my poker table with small dog in a kennel. The dog was the third best behaved mammal at the table.

If you can't spot the fish within 5 minutes of sitting at the table, it's probably in a bowl under someone's chair.

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01-17-2016 , 06:49 PM

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If you can't spot the fish within 5 minutes of sitting at the table, it's probably in a bowl under someone's chair.

lol'd

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01-17-2016 , 07:01 PM

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What % of people are lying about their needs for Xanax, sleeping pills or medical marijuana?

That should concern people a lot more since those prescriptions can be diverted or OD'd and/or driven with dangerously.