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04-14-2015 , 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Andro
People like this woman have no shame in life. I can't imagine how self-entitled you have to feel to think you should be allowed to ruin the plane trip for everyone else.
Airlines have an organizational problem in general because people early on in the checking in process don't care if they wave through something that is going to be rejected later. Why would they take on a customer when they can punt them down the line and let someone else deal with it? This is a constant problem with carry on baggage because no one says anything until people try to carry their ridiculous giant bags onto the plane and stuff them into an overhead bin that is about 50% of the size their bag. Then the passengers scream at the flight attendant because "nobody told them" that their ******ed giant bag was too big to carry on. Well, use your ****ing head moron and think for yourself. You thought that your 4 ft by 4 ft by 2 ft suitcase that you can barely lift yourself was going to fit into an overhead space? Really?

I hate flying.
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04-14-2015 , 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by pwnsall
i was waiting for them to toss a dog out

i don't get it

seems like they were working pretty efficiently

luggage is built to be tossed around a bit and i'd rather get mine as quickly as possible
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Originally Posted by FUrake
this, video looks fine to me aswell, what we missing
Legit pissed. The suspense was building in anticipation of some egregious pet handling, but all I saw was typical handling of luggage.
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04-15-2015 , 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted by mosdef
What do you mean "whatever they can"? I love my dog, I don't want her to go in the cargo hold, guess what I do? I DON'T ****ING TAKE MY DOG ON PLANES! I modify my behavior, instead of expecting dozens of other people to modify theirs to suit me. Revolutionary.
But if you were emotionally ****ed up, you would need your dog when you got to Bali.
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04-15-2015 , 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by mosdef
What do you mean "whatever they can"? I love my dog, I don't want her to go in the cargo hold, guess what I do? I DON'T ****ING TAKE MY DOG ON PLANES! I modify my behavior, instead of expecting dozens of other people to modify theirs to suit me. Revolutionary.
What do you do when you need to travel but don't have anyone to take of your dog?
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04-15-2015 , 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by FeralCreature
What do you do when you need to travel but don't have anyone to take of your dog?

Even if you have no friends/family willing to take care of your dog, there are plenty of service places that would do it for a fee. This isn't hard.
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04-15-2015 , 08:16 AM
Nor is it an excuse. You buy the mutt you take care of it. None of this victim crap.
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04-15-2015 , 12:01 PM
I am very allergic to cats and mildly allergic to dogs and I can't imagine being stuck on a flight with them. I'm not paying hundreds of dollars to have a 4 hour asthma attack and itchy, watering eyes for the rest of the day once I get to my destination.

Here's an idea:
How about we start a new airline, ZooAir, where you can bring as many ESAs on board as required for your condition. This way, you can fly around covered in **** and dry heaving while the rest of us freaks with allergies and animal aversions can fly in peace.
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04-15-2015 , 12:27 PM
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04-15-2015 , 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by CRCK
I am very allergic to cats and mildly allergic to dogs and I can't imagine being stuck on a flight with them. I'm not paying hundreds of dollars to have a 4 hour asthma attack and itchy, watering eyes for the rest of the day once I get to my destination.

Here's an idea:
How about we start a new airline, ZooAir, where you can bring as many ESAs on board as required for your condition. This way, you can fly around covered in **** and dry heaving while the rest of us freaks with allergies and animal aversions can fly in peace.
why not have an area on a plane? if a dog can survive a cargo hold then i imagine a person could. it would be like a utopia down there with all the animals there with them. being around the wonderful creatures that allow them to function in life and around like minded people where they could discuss their problems sounds like the kind of therapy they need.
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04-22-2015 , 12:28 PM
Whatever happened to the days when all you needed was a few shots of whisky and a couple of valium?

I can't believe this is genuinely a thing and am just thankful it seems to be a US problem at the moment. It's like folk who never grew out of comfort blankets.
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04-22-2015 , 05:38 PM
the couple times i've flown with my dog i've actually found it much more nerve racking, worrying if the dog needs water or will bark or poop or something
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04-22-2015 , 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by pwnsall
the couple times i've flown with my dog i've actually found it much more nerve racking, worrying if the dog needs water or will bark or poop or something
Maybe if you self-actualize a little more you can get to the point where you don't give a **** about anyone else.
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04-22-2015 , 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by pwnsall
the couple times i've flown with my dog i've actually found it much more nerve racking, worrying if the dog needs water or will bark or poop or something
But you need to put yourself in the shoes of those who don't give a **** about other people. You just have no empathy at all!
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04-22-2015 , 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by CRCK
Here's an idea:
How about we start a new airline, ZooAir, where you can bring as many ESAs on board as required for your condition. This way, you can fly around covered in **** and dry heaving while the rest of us freaks with allergies and animal aversions can fly in peace.
this is a good idea, except that every zooair flight should fly directly into the side of a mountain.
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04-22-2015 , 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by SiMor29
Whatever happened to the days when all you needed was a few shots of whisky and a couple of valium?

I can't believe this is genuinely a thing and am just thankful it seems to be a US problem at the moment. It's like folk who never grew out of comfort blankets.
Yeah, a plane full of sheep would not be a good thing.
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04-22-2015 , 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by pwnsall
i was waiting for them to toss a dog out

i don't get it

seems like they were working pretty efficiently

luggage is built to be tossed around a bit and i'd rather get mine as quickly as possible
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04-22-2015 , 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by pig4bill
Yeah, a plane full of sheep would not be a good thing.
The mile high club would be gaining some members that day!
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04-23-2015 , 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by SiMor29
Whatever happened to the days when all you needed was a few shots of whisky and a couple of valium?

I can't believe this is genuinely a thing and am just thankful it seems to be a US problem at the moment. It's like folk who never grew out of comfort blankets.
United States at forefront in many other areas. We accommodated physical disabilities much sooner. Took a hard line with cigarette smoking more than most countries.

To some people, ESAs are a progressive sign that we don't find that whiskey and valium is the only answer to dealing with anxiety.
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04-23-2015 , 12:09 PM
Nope they force me (an allergy sufferer) to be the one that needs to use drugs to deal with your anxiety.
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09-02-2015 , 05:33 PM
Saw this appear on my news feed.

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An international flight from Las Vegas to Frankfurt made an emergency landing in Denver escorted by two F-16 fighter jets on Friday night after what officials called a 'disturbance on the plane.'

It turns out the 'disturbance' was an international model and the flight had to land in the Mile-High City after she threw a hissy fit over her 'comfort cat' and even threatened to 'bring the plane down'.

Zaneta Hucikova is being held at an immigration detention facility after she allegedly struck a flight attendant who denied her access to her cat, prompting the landing at Denver International Airport.
Another great nugget:

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Passenger Dashenka Giraldo told ABC News: 'She said that she was part of the mafia and that the mafia follows her around the world and that she was able to bring the plane down if that needed to be the case if she couldn't see her cat.'
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09-02-2015 , 07:29 PM
Looks like she was right. They brought the plane down and she probably got to see the cat.
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09-02-2015 , 08:47 PM
She's got kind of a Klingon thing going on with her forhead.

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09-02-2015 , 11:07 PM
So, if Trump is President, will he pass a law to outlaw these ESAs on planes? It seems like his style, but maybe he doesn't care because he flies in private jets?

I need to find this out. My vote hangs in the balance.

Edit: he doesn't need to outlaw them, but pass a law making it airline's choice. I will personally choose the airlines with no horses but freedom to choose for others who feel differently.
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09-03-2015 , 12:18 AM
Just enough of this crap. People being allowed to bring mini horses on planes is a clear sign of the downfall of society.
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09-03-2015 , 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by SirOsis
Just enough of this crap. People being allowed to bring mini horses on planes is a clear sign of the downfall of society.
95% of kids love it
5% of kids don't care
70% of adults like it
15% of adults don't care
15% of adults think end is nye
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