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02-21-2018 , 02:21 PM
I can't remember when the golfnutt garbage started, but exiling him has been the right call for well over 6 months by this point I think?

Be done with it already.
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02-21-2018 , 02:21 PM
Fabian,

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02-21-2018 , 02:57 PM
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02-21-2018 , 03:18 PM
8.6/10 would bang

The chick golf posted ain't exactly bad lookin either.
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02-21-2018 , 03:25 PM
Have this thread DKGO'd on my computer obviously​, but when I see it on my phone and make the mistake of opening it, I always throw up a little in my mouth.
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02-21-2018 , 03:36 PM
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02-21-2018 , 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
Have this thread DKGO'd on my computer obviously​, but when I see it on my phone and make the mistake of opening it, I always throw up a little in my mouth.
Sounds like this emotionally unevolved ape needs an unevolved ape Emotional Support Animal!
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02-21-2018 , 07:26 PM
I caught some show late last night that was mocking Service Animals.

There was an elder on the show that got prescribed a Service Monkey to help him with day to day living challenges. The guy was suffering from severe dementia though and wanted to eat the monkey.

Some middle-aged guy stole the monkey from the elderly man and used it improperly which is a violation of the ADA and Animal Abuse Laws. I actually think the man gave the monkey alcohol which can be toxic. The helper monkey also was forced to live in deplorable conditions. I didn’t catch the end but I think the monkey was saved by Animal Control. Not sure if the monkey even survived long afterwards though due to the unnatural diet and alcohol.

Really sad case. Helper monkeys take months of training and can cost hundreds of dollars.
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02-21-2018 , 08:06 PM
Hundreds?
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02-21-2018 , 10:29 PM
He’s talking about an episode of the Simpsons.
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02-22-2018 , 02:35 PM
Dog approaches a baby and rips her limb from limb. Brave little girl survives and continues flight.

Emotional support dog bites child on Southwest flight


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A child was bitten by an emotional support dog on a Southwest Airlines plane in Phoenix late Wednesday, adding to the debate about the risks of an increasing number of in-flight animals.

The teeth of the dog scraped the child's forehead as the passenger approached it after boarding a flight bound for Portland, Ore., according to Southwest.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/trave...nes/362759002/
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02-22-2018 , 06:46 PM
So what's the real story #FakeNews? It was a Service Dog that bit the child, not an ESA. Let's keep throwing ESAs and ESA Kingpins under the bus though.

Anita Roman Fox 10
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9h9 hours ago

This photo was taken by @SouthwestAir passenger who says this service dog bit a child as it boarded. Airline says paramedics checked the child out and everything was ok that safety is priority. The dog and owner got off the plane. Man who took pic says no dogs on planes.

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02-23-2018 , 08:19 AM
Agree that no dogs that touch their dog teeth to kids faces should be allowed on planes.
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02-23-2018 , 09:58 AM
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Fabian,

27 interesting phantasy about Fabian.
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02-23-2018 , 12:56 PM
*golf, but yah.
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02-23-2018 , 02:48 PM
I stopped into a BK on the way home yesterday and saw a sign, no shirt, no shoes, no service. And under it "No Pets". Golf, please tell me how I proceed with a multi-million dollar lawsuit. If I go down to the pound and vest up Fido can you email me some papers? 15% kickback on settlement after fees & taxes.

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02-23-2018 , 03:14 PM
The most important thing is that I have science on my side.

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Molly Crossman is a psychology researcher at Yale who published a 2016 review in The Journal of Clinical Psychology of the evidence on using animals to counter psychological distress. Here’s what she found: “The clearest conclusion in the field is that we cannot yet draw clear conclusions.”

The surprisingly weak scientific case for emotional support animals

https://www.vox.com/science-and-heal...-research-dogs
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02-23-2018 , 07:07 PM
Ok awesome now that this is the Fabian Appreciation Thread I'm happy to participate. Something for 27.

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02-23-2018 , 08:27 PM
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Interacting with animals has been shown to decrease levels of cortisol (a stress-related hormone) and lower blood pressure. Other studies have found that animals can reduce loneliness, increase feelings of social support, and boost your mood.
The power of pets: Health benefits of human-animal interactions

http://www.montgomery-herald.com/com...44729ec29.html
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02-23-2018 , 09:22 PM
golf,
linking to an article is not a requirement to get your words to show up.


just an fyi
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02-23-2018 , 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Rexx14
Ok awesome now that this is the Fabian Appreciation Thread I'm happy to participate. Something for 27.

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02-24-2018 , 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Rexx14
Ok awesome now that this is the Fabian Appreciation Thread I'm happy to participate. Something for 27.

Fabian I have to say that that is just fantastic. Great talent.
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02-24-2018 , 11:14 AM
Would be even more talented if he has some metallica blasting in the headphones.
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02-24-2018 , 12:35 PM
I Will Always Love You was a Dolly Parton song. Just sayin'.
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02-24-2018 , 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by foatie
I stopped into a BK on the way home yesterday and saw a sign, no shirt, no shoes, no service. And under it "No Pets". Golf, please tell me how I proceed with a multi-million dollar lawsuit. If I go down to the pound and vest up Fido can you email me some papers? 15% kickback on settlement after fees & taxes.

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No. But people do that.



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The Oregon Court of Appeals on Thursday upheld an order that the owner of a Eugene mini-mart must pay $60,000 to a customer who was refused entry because she had two service dogs with her


https://www.google.com/amp/s/article...nned_woman.amp
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