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02-19-2018 , 01:09 PM
I honestly can sympathize with golfnutt in the sense that he is providing a (relatively) harm-free service to people who claim they need it. I mean, the support animals are annoying and we all know a large percentage don't really NEED them to function in daily life, but in most cases they are harmless and some people may in fact need them.

It does seem though that there is little-to-no serious evaluation of patients being done at his clinic. The mindset seems to be, "well, they'll just get the paperwork somewhere else, we may as well make the $".

Solution is to a)limit ESAs to dogs only, and make the dogs go through an intense and regulated training program. This would probably weed out a lot of the bulls******s who just want to bring their dog (or pig or peacock) places.
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02-19-2018 , 01:16 PM
Well you don't have to limit it to dogs if you require actual training. The animals that can't be trained will be naturally weeded out.

And if you require the ESA secretaries to certify an actual diagnosed need, under penalty of perjury, then the fraud will vanish fast.
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02-19-2018 , 01:27 PM
Great post Revots. I am not in the room when the evaluation is done, but I would agree it is probably minimal. On a society-harm level, if they make a mistake on this, it is absolutely minimal, compared to drugs or guns.

I can safely say, there is nobody who has been prescribed an ESA that also owns a gun. The Florida shooter killed ESAs.
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02-19-2018 , 01:40 PM
How can you safely say that nobody who has been prescribed an ESA also owns a gun?
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02-19-2018 , 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by golfnutt
I can safely say, there is nobody who has been prescribed an ESA that also owns a gun.
It is absolutely not safe to say this.

Do you ever think before you type?
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02-19-2018 , 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by golfnutt
I am whatever you want me to be. Nothing less, nothing more.

This is demonstrably false.
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02-19-2018 , 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Didace
It is absolutely not safe to say this.

Do you ever think before you type?
Don't be ridiculous. C'mon, man!
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02-19-2018 , 02:26 PM
Perhaps Suzie the serval owner is packing heat. I wouldn't be too nervous.

Thread-saver?

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02-19-2018 , 02:53 PM
20% of the ESAs I do are for models/actresses. They need the most emotional support.

90% of ESAs are for females.

There is the social stigma that it is un-"manly" to need an ESA and "manly" to have a gun.
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02-19-2018 , 02:55 PM
Translation: He lied, and can't at all safely say it since he has no idea and no way of checking.

This is why we want scammers like this out of business.
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02-19-2018 , 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Neil S
Translation: He lied, and can't at all safely say it since he has no idea and no way of checking.

This is why we want scammers like this out of business.
Who really ****ing cares. You can take a pet on airplane without me. Pay the fee to the airline. With me, it is not in the crate and it can be a serval.

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02-19-2018 , 03:12 PM
But this thread isn't "PM me for coaching" or anything.
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02-19-2018 , 03:24 PM
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02-19-2018 , 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Neil S
But this thread isn't "PM me for coaching" or anything.
Take a chill pill.

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02-19-2018 , 04:10 PM
Stop worrying about animals and worry about your fellow man.

Quote:
Sometimes plane travel really stinks.

A flight from Dubai to Amsterdam had to make an emergency landing in Vienna after a fight broke out because one of the passengers wouldn’t stop breaking wind.

The fart-induced fracas happened Feb. 11 aboard Transavia Airlines Flight HV6902 when two men sitting next to an apparently very flatulent man raised a stink about his repeated gas attacks, according to Fox News.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/farting-p...185237663.html
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02-19-2018 , 04:19 PM
raised a stink har har
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02-19-2018 , 04:33 PM
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Cuz da homies are your man's best friend.

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02-19-2018 , 05:44 PM


This is how people feel about babies on an airplane. We should start banning babies since they annoy so many people.
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02-19-2018 , 06:01 PM
^^ Finally golf gets the posting well theory!

Congrats and keep it up!
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02-19-2018 , 06:26 PM
Golf keep doing you, your posts are nice funny and informative. Your haters got nothing on you, they hate us coz they aint us!
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02-19-2018 , 06:30 PM
The dreaded yakmelk vote of confidence.
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02-19-2018 , 06:34 PM
You aint us.
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02-19-2018 , 07:19 PM
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02-19-2018 , 10:20 PM
No wonder her ESA is biting her, she made his sister into a bikini
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02-20-2018 , 02:44 PM
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