These kids and their safe spaces. Eat a peanut for Chris's sake.

Edit...Chris ate peanuts everyday at lunch and rarely got a shell on the ground. He was not a cat.

I was saving the name Charlie or Charles for my future dog but ended up with a stray kitten so I named him Charlie 🤷 He's more of a Charles now but w/e.

My dog is 14 years old and all the lumps and bumps she's developed in the last few years have made me decide that I will proactively name my next dog Lumpy, boy or girl.

My dog recently completed the requirements for his Master Hunter title. This means he is now available for paid dates with the lady dogs. He had to go to the vet for a few tests first. Yesterday I got the report that his "collection was off the charts for sperm concentration". I feel strangely proud about this.

Congrats

Things that you shouldn't feel proud about, but do.

Way to keep the doggie blood lines pure, Adog Hitler.

wonder what the vet thinks about while they are jerking off a dog. Are they focused on the task to improve quality/efficiency, or are they just thinking about their grocery list and netflix.

altho that sounds like a **** rolls down hill job, so it's likely one of those cute vet techs. Wonder if the vet shows you how to do it the first time, or it''s one of those you'll figure it out things.

They pull it out of the testes with a syringe

No. Alobar is right on this. It's a manual process.

I am not a regular eBay user, but I know some of you guys are.

On Monday around 6:30AM I bought a Chromebook Pro on eBay via "Buy It Now". I paid immediately.

I saw/heard nothing about it, status not changed on eBay account etc, so yesterday in the afternoon I sent the seller a message: "Hi, just making sure you received my payment and that all is in order. Let me know, thank you."

As of this morning he had not replied and the item was not showing as shipped, but I noticed he'd left me feedback thanking me for a quick payment. I sent him this message: "Hi there, has this been shipped? Thanks for the feedback and sorry to be a pest, I'd like to have some idea when it's arriving so I can have somebody at my office put it away if I'm not there."

After a few hours he replied "Yes it has been shipped".

Is that poor communication or am I an annoying old nit?

I just ordered something from ebay and they sent me this when it shipped

Lfs,

You're rich. Why on earth are you buying a chromebook on eBay?

I'm probably older than you LFS, but given it's less than 72 hours since you paid, two separate messages to the guy seems a bit nitty.

That is what I was expecting and am used to.

How old is the seller's account? Feedback?

eBay member since 4/11/2014. Feedback 266. 100% positive in last 12 months, both as a seller and a buyer.

I would feel so impotent if I needed to have my dog's sperm count checked.

Why is that?


Id feel like a genetic jackhammer if my dog was a Master Hunter.

This is what happens for shopping on eBay instead of Amazon. Olds.

He's probably dropshipping from Amazon and was too lazy to provide you with the tracking number

Edit: or being delivered by white van so you wouldn't be able to track it.

lol ebay

Real dogs demonstrate their masculinity by impregnating every female dog on the block and humping every leg in sight. I never had a dog that wasn't up to the challenge.

Sperm count tests: bah!

But "off the charts sperm concentration"!

Lfs,

Why didn't you just order it on Amazon and have it in your hands the next day?