Flip flaps yes, hardwood floors etc

im going to assume most peoples houses arnt like public urinals? do people in your house piss all over the floor?

Have you ever been in a home of a kid under the age of 18? You think they actually care about hitting the bowl? You do realize that even if your piss stream hits all in the bowl your still getting splash back all over your legs and feet.

**** Idk about most dudes but you ever tried to piss with a half morning chub? **** goes everywhere. To expect everyone's bathrooms are ***** and span and to think men keep all their urine 100% in the bowl is asanine.

Just the thought of standing barefoot around someone else's toilet that has kids make me ill. Your literally standing in urine unless their parents wipe down there floor every time their kid uses the bathroom

Hawk,

Most guys are better at pissing in the toilet than you. Most kids too.

Sorry but every guy has experienced the morning half wood that goes everywhere. And to say most kids piss better? Jesus man I'm gonna go ahead and guess you don't have kids/or have never worked with kids.

Kids give ZERO ****s about where there piss goes. Parents are lucky if they can get their kids to flush and wash their hands after they piss


And like I said before. It doesn't matter how good you think you are at hitting the bowl. Piss slashes back up. Out of the toilet. Everywhere. It's literally unavoidable unless you sit every time you pee and lol @ that unless your old. (and even then there is evidence that shows poop and piss particles STILL find there way out of the toilet to the surrounding areas even if you SIT)

If you're going to wear shoes all over the house you're going to track the piss with you anyway, so what's the difference?

Its still on my shoes not my bare feet?

I can't believe people think that others keep their bathrooms clean enough that a guest would be comfortable standing at the toilet with bare feet. Ya'll have an awful lot of faith in society

145-29 just sayin.

also what about women? no problem there. also many people are good at pissing, not everyone has kids.

Uh women sit? If everyone sat this wouldn't be that big of an issue. But they don't so?

So basically I'm just supposed to assume people are good at peeing and I'm standing on a perfectly clean floor around their toilet? R u crazy?

just saying what about the poll? my initial post was directed towards someone claiming your shoes are dirty if you've stood at a urinal. What exactly is different about that urinal VS someones toilet? what are you "just sayin" about the poll about shoes in the house when I'm talking about the ground around a toilet being covered in pee?

My guests tend to wear socks.

and if they don't? not everyone wears socks. I'm not the first person to bring that up ITT

apparently I have a phobia of standing in someone elses piss that no one else has. carry on with your dirty unshoethed feet friends

I'm just trying to understand your logic.

Let's say you spend the afternoon at your friends house, who has kids, and you use the bathroom once or twice while there. I assume you wear your shoes the entire time. Then you come home and... keep them on? You track your friend's kids' piss all over your own house? Because if I thought I had piss on any article of clothing, socks, shoes, whatever, I'd take it off at the door.

Are you seriously asking if there is a different standard of cleanliness between a public urinal and the bathroom in your home?

Either you are absolutely disgusting (seems like you have an issue with frequently pissing all over your floor), don't clean thoroughly or often enough, or have a steady parade of dudes in and out of your bathroom all day.

As a matter of normal social politesse, I would look to see what a host expects with respect to shoes when I arrive at their house. Our usual home poker game here in D.C., for example, is absolutely a shoeless household.

I personally think it's weird to wear shoes inside a house, especially if the floor is carpeted. But I'm in no way neurotic about it.

I definitely keep a pair of flip flops by each of the back doors in our house so I can use the grill or take the GSDs out.

Shoeless poker sounds pretty lol.
Kinda want to try it now.

I almost always kick my shoes off when I'm sitting at a poker table even when I'm at a casino. I'm kind of weird this way, I admit.

I don't wear the same shoes in my house that I wear outside. so no, I wouldn't keep them on. I have house shoes. I don't carry them to others houses however.

nope I am saying that when you pee in a toilet it splatters everywhere exactly the same way it does when you pee in a urinal.

I don't have issues with pissing on my floor thanks. I'm just apparently the only guy ITT whose willing to admit that its incredibly difficult to hit the bowl 100% with morning wood. I clean my floors right away in the rare case that it happens. I also clean my bathroom floors daily because I have a teenager in my house. Ya'll are **** nuts if you think a kid who wakes up in the middle of the night to pee actually hits the bowl 100%.

Just because I clean my bathroom everyday doesn't mean everyone else does. I don't know who does and who doesn't so I'd rather wear my shoes in your bathroom

idk who the hell I am kidding tho. I don't go into other peoples houses. If I did I probably wouldn't be arguing about this on the internet

You got some really weird hangups man.

Guess he forgot he had stashed a couple bucks in his flip flop