So I play a lot of poker at Aria. Nice place, except they have a mostly horrible music list they plays over and over through their casino speakers. It's a small library, too, so I hear these songs over and over again.That's okay, though, because it's not really loud, and every now and then they play a decent song.

However, do you know how when there is a lot of ambient noise - like in a casino - and the song playing is not quite loud enough to hear completely - but you can hear THE HOOK?

That's this song - over and over again. Here it is:



Never heard of this group or DJ or whatever the **** they call music acts today in that special place in hell where jackasses have hits without actually, you know, learning how to play an actual instrument.

But my god, it's horrible. It might not sound all that bad at first listen, but try and make it through to the end. If you're anything like me, by the end you are ready to stick an ice pick into your ears to make it stop.

Also, listen to it with tinny speakers - speakers you can't really hear with very well - because in the casino I can't really hear most of the song - only that repeating

FEELS LIKE I'M
FEELS LIKE I'M
FEELS LIKE I'M
FEELS LIKE I'M

over and over and over and over.

It has made me literally get up from the poker table and walk outside until I'm sure it's over. I cannot take it.

So are there songs you have no choice but to listen to in your neck of the words that make you want to cry? What are they?

sitting on top of the world

Didn't read but nice tune! Thanks for sharing OP!

I seem to get the Police Academy theme tune stuck in my head a lot

OK, old man yelling at cloud. Why don't you try to make a hit song without actually playing an instrument then, and see how that goes? Then you can make a whiny thread about that too when you're done.

I found it annoying in a comical way, not excruciating like you did. If you think that's the worst song recorded, you've heard nothing. I imagine you faced a couple bad beats while this song was playing

The Jason Derulo songs playing on the radio are the WORST. Just when I thought "Talk Dirty" was the worst song ever, he comes out with ****ing "Wiggle". I enjoyed a lot of his songs before those

The "let me take a selfie" song is much worse.

Oh yeah, that too. But it's a shot at the current generation of teens/young adults, so it's meant to be that way

Great song in the OP.

In terms of being the worst songs, nothing beats heavy metal. That whole genre is AIDS in its purest form.

I got stuck in the "its a small world after all" ride in disneyland for several hours. That is the worst song

Here's a song that was engineered to be annoying to most people while still being technically competent (it includes elements like children singing, bagpipes, commerical advertisements, plus it's really long, etc).

They just don't write "music" like this anymore...

good call probably the worst song of the 90s

I thought that new Avril / Chad Kroeger "Hello Kitty" song was widely acknowledged as the worst song ever?

John Denver -- Thank God I'm a Country Boy
Cotton Eyed Joe (especially Rednex's version)
Jay-Z -- Empire State of Mind
Bruce Springsteen -- Born in the USA
Lee Greenwood -- God Bless the USA

why do you hate america

Actually it's this song:

We Built This City

What delicate sensibilities. It's just a bad song playing at a posh casino. You're not at Gitmo being tortured with it.

It's catchy, has some pretty good production quality, but the vocal track just doesn't sound good at all. It sits way too far infront of the mix and the vocalist sounds like she's singing through her nose.

But it's definitely not the worst song ever made.

No this is the worst song in the history of mankind and its not even close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHqR1Rql5r8

Even worse live: