Started my wax journey yesterday. Picked up 4 different half grams of shatter, all $20 or $25. Of course nowhere in the state of Michigan (seemingly) do they list potency % so I went to the most legit place I knew.
https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/gr...ent-collective
And a C Pen from a neighboring shop.
I'm almost home and my buddy calls who happens to be more accustomed to wax so I figure smoking him down will be informative. I dive right into the MadmanOG and it handles like a tootsie roll, before long my fingers and tool is caked without a single glob ending up on the coil
. Figured out a method eventually, get a couple Madman hits + some of his crumble and I'm pretty baked. I did learn the goop that collects under the coil is liquid gold though.
I go home to try the Garlic OG and passout. One rip and I'm soaring again, a rip of the bottom goop and I find myself taking a seat on the toilet. My spine curves against the porcelain like a slow-motioned 3d-imaged slinky and I'm like "wow, this is a little more potent than the Madman!" All of a sudden the upstairs bathroom turns into a "Viridian Room" situation as I map out cleanup strategies.
I clean up, soaring and high, and nestle up on the couch with my 3DS. First Galaga run is a high score and I instantly discover a new strategy for the earlier levels.
I pass out shortly after. Then I'm awake at 1am and I've only slept for ~3 hours.
I consider choking down as much flower as I can to go back to sleep. Decide on breaking into the Super Glue shatter instead. I pull it from the freezer and break off a slab that falls to the side of the coil and doesn't hit that well. So I scooped up some glob and now I'm really taking off!! Another dab and It's all-over-baby-I'm-Scotty-Nguyen so I make way for the couch with much haste.
I fire up a 15|10 game of chess and see the board differently. I'm hyper focused and able to see future attacks effortlessly. The Queen's Gambit suddenly has tons of possibilities and I'm fully stimulated kicking this n00bs ass across the 8x8 universe.
The endgame gets close and all of a sudden the pieces start making me nauseous. A familiar feeling, the spins will pass but for 40mins I'm nauseous in waves and fully immobile. I forgot what it's like to get too high, lol. Not a great time, but I didn't puke and slept it all off.
Conclusion: Good wax is a $$ saver. Gotta use it cautiously and mix good flower into the sessions too for full value.