#wienersout

Oh boy! Here we are again!

Swallowed 40mg of THC and ripped a humongous dab. Back into my happy place.

Rocked out with my C out

Recently came into discovery that there are relatively fresh Krispy Kremes in my kitchen!


Just had the most intense donut experience of my life! First pair were so warm and soft and sweet I had no choice to give two more similar treatment! I wasted no time in their disposal or that of two glasses of 1%!

The following is rather untoward but I must share because of the sheer magnitude. Anyways, whilst super high I am rather tingly all over, kind of like a constant light whip it sensation. Usually when I'm just chilling in my room watching TV at night, my hands are almost assuredly down my down said basketball shorts. Even if entirely platonic, lol. So anyways just now the sensation is so extraordinary, I'm kind of vigorously rubbing with my thumbnail through foreskin the base of the head, and its the most intense sensation I've ever felt in the region, I can feel my opposite arm pulsing along to the pace. Crazy ****!


Huge lol at posting this. Hope it's not terrible judgment. But goddamnit this is what I intended this thread to be for! That is, to record intoxicated thought, not to talk cock!

Quoted for the morning.

Sidebar - homemade latkes are pretty great to feast on while high. A buddy in college had a huge trey left out in the kitchen and my stoned friend and I kept looking at each other like, "should we stop?" and then they were no more.

But most of all I just wish I had some GOTTDAMN MENTOLATUNNM

London football! So clutch right now. Just took two huge dabs back to back and am climbing aboard the rocket ship.

My newest vice is mentholatum.

Got high as F and watched the Raider own the Jags, on to face a solid Bucs team next week in Tampa.

pre-gaming for a session at Hustler to play some 1/3, maybe 2/5 if it's busy.

I'm a space bound rocket ship and I can not move.

I just got done playing some 3/5nl myself. First time I've played anything in two months. I went sober, but brought along my vaporizer just in case I thought it might be a good idea, and I ended up not using it. Was gonna write some HHs, but that's probably not in the spirit of OOT.

Just got home, huge dab, suddenly feeling amazing, trying to find something mindbending to watch.

played 2/5 at Hustler in for 200 out for 335 solid session for having a pretty meh run of cards and a fairly tight/passive table

I had historically epic whale in the game for awhile. The kind of game where everyone is reacting to anticipation of one guy who almost every hand is opening anywhere from 8x to all in. I double my 500 through him once, am up almost 800 when I get in aces against his dry flush draw and don't hold. End up winning just 290, sigh.

When I recorded my results I saw that was my 4th time playing since the beginning of June. Kind of odd/sad. Since I was about 14 (before Moneymaker) I had this obsession with being a poker pro! Have given it several very half assed efforts that never went anywhere. Turns out I'm a lazy POS! Lol.

And now I've arrived at the point where I still have this infatuation with poker, even though I'm very aware that every time I play I don't really enjoy it. I really want to enjoy it, I really want to play a couple times a week, but the reality is I just can't put in effort to much of anything, even stuff I like.

/off topic ramble.

Damn big hurt it's like your the Trooper with self awareness

Big

You should break down and get some indica .Normally it has a higher percentage of THC and more of a couch lock feel. Indica equals in da couch.

Damn autocorrect changed Indica

I just want whatever will alter my standard thought processes the best.


Ate some magic waffles a bit ago. Doing well. Really ****ty day for sports.

Probably not that great to work at a place then to go back to said place to grind poker. Get stir crazy spending all ur time work and free at same place

Oh there's more than one gambling establishment around.


I'm about to drive down to Portland for the Blazers opener. Got a text from the rec store I go to that today is the 2nd anniversary and starting at 4:20 everything is 30% off. Really sad to miss that, would snatch up a lot of stuff at that rate.

I hate being in a place, mentally, that makes me hesitant to get high af. The highs are higher, but the lows are lower. Stuck somewhere in the middle right now, so could go either way.

Got some "medical" from my dealer. Normally I'm skeptical about claims like this but this stuff is very good. Some of the best I've had in a long time. Prices are starting to get out of control though, 50 for an eighth. I can't afford this life.

When I went down to Portland a couple days ago, I stopped at a store in Vancouver. Prices were ~75% of what they are up here, so I bought 3 grams of dabbing material. Also was sent home with a care package from my step dad of roughly 1.5 ounces comprised of Mickey Kush, AK47, Shishkaberry, and Harlequin Tsunami.

Nice care package from the step-dad

Only thing my buddies step-dad ever gave us was stories of him banging my pal's mom. It was OK for me though because his mom was pretty hot and had some big ol titties

Been doing large dabs of some new 93% shatter I got, and getting absolutely blitzed each time. With strong giggle fits.

lol @ 50/eighth being out of control. you are lucky to pay less than $60/eighth here in Iowa

The funny thing here is the prices in states that have legalized it are the same as black market prices, afaik. Now everyone can walk around with an ounce on them and not have to worry about getting busted, but that ounce of flowers, that anyone can grow, cost them $350, or w/e. I guess the market needs more competition.

I feel like I'm setting personal bests in dabs and Jamison every day! Here's to a fun football filled weekend!!