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07-29-2021 , 06:18 PM

#6551

Schlitz mmmm

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08-10-2021 , 12:39 PM

#6552

deucedeuces

old hand

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,730

Alright boys I couldn't take it anymore. I'm back in the game after a solid 6 years out with only 1-2 times a year smoking when on long vacations from work.

Got some synthetic urine and I'm just gonna risk it at this point. Who can help me out with the best techniques for keeping fake pee warm and secure while at work all day?

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08-10-2021 , 04:52 PM

#6553

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Lol, good luck.

I'm curious if anyone ITT has attempted a fake piss.

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08-10-2021 , 04:54 PM

#6554

whatthejish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,974

Oh my, I am high af.

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08-10-2021 , 04:55 PM

#6555

whatthejish

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Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,974

I was always worried about the temp for fake urine. I’ve only ever done the fruit pectin method. It worked the two times I tried it. My buddy in the National Guard did it like every month, lol.

My brother used to do hiring at a packaging plant, and he knew a guy that would just tape a piss-filled Gatorade bottle to his leg. Seemed to do the trick. I imagine you just need it touching your skin, preferably your inner thigh for the warmest temp. Not sure how long that would take to heat up from room temp.

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08-10-2021 , 05:12 PM

#6556

phoneaccount

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 431

deuces just to be clear, you need a solution for keeping a bottle of piss constantly warm somewhere at work in case you’re given a spot drug test?

That’s dedication, very gross and shows how good the weed is these days. Good luck bro

edit: fake pee, less gross

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08-10-2021 , 05:26 PM

#6557

Schlitz mmmm

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,908

Prove you're indispensable to the boss, and sit down with him and broach the subject. Recreational, relaxation, will have a positive effect on your performance lol despite associated short term memory loss lol

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08-10-2021 , 05:31 PM

#6558

phoneaccount

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 431

I was thinking if the options are

-explain to your boss why you tested positive
-get caught by a drug tester with fake or third party urine

which is better? This does not apply if you’re tested for insurance reasons those you cannot talk your way out of.

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08-10-2021 , 05:36 PM

#6559

Schlitz mmmm

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,908

Option 3 is your boss doesn't test you.

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08-10-2021 , 05:47 PM

#6560

MastaAces

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 10,010

artie lange of the howard stern show kept his urin inside the front pocket of his jacket. not sure how well that would keep the temperature or if it's even an option.

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08-10-2021 , 06:20 PM

#6561

phoneaccount

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 431

I was thinking the coffee cup that sits on a hotplate, urine in a bag in the cup. Hidden in plain site. The problem I think your urine may heat to the point where it smells which is an issue no matter the ventilation situation at your office.

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08-10-2021 , 07:32 PM

#6562

tgiggity

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 5,782

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Originally Posted by deucedeuces

Secure plastic baggie strapped to inner thigh

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08-11-2021 , 10:06 AM

#6563

blue moon

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 276

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Originally Posted by deucedeuces

you dont need to keep the fake urine warm everyday at work. it should come with a set of hand warmers if not go buy a pack and just keep the synthetic urine at work along with the hand warmers and a rubberband.

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08-11-2021 , 02:41 PM

#6564

TPeck

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2020 Posts: 332

I know the answer but i'm curious what the position is? If it's a job that you're subject to random testing and need to be strapped and ready to go with warm fake piss 8 hours a day 5 days a week it's likely something you genuinely should not be high for. O well if you're gonna do it you're gonna do it anyways..

Spoiler:

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08-11-2021 , 03:02 PM

#6565

whatthejish

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Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,974

You don’t have to be high to fail a drug test.

The testing bias against marijuana is ridiculous. You could smoke meth, snort seven rails of blow, and test fine in 24-48 hours. Smoke a few joints in your off hours, and your piss fails a test for 30 days. I’m sure deuce isn’t blazing at work.

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08-11-2021 , 03:03 PM

#6566

Butthole Surfer

banned

Join Date: Aug 2021 Posts: 16

They used to sell hash coins at the dispensary, now it's crumble-like, solventless sand modules.

I'm trying to Ricky myself with a hash coin, though

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08-12-2021 , 05:15 AM

#6567

Land O Lakes

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 7,959

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Originally Posted by tgiggity

Secure plastic baggie strapped to inner thigh

This. It's like these guys have never heard of someone having to wear a cathbag.

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08-19-2021 , 06:58 PM

#6568

whatthejish

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08-20-2021 , 07:02 PM

#6569

Schlitz mmmm

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,908

Teaching AI to love

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08-21-2021 , 12:30 AM

#6570

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

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Originally Posted by whatthejish

Curious.

How does this make you feel?

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08-21-2021 , 12:33 AM

#6571

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,535

I might be on some tincture tonight.

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08-21-2021 , 03:24 AM

#6572

whatthejish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,974

Makes me feel comfy, yet slightly somber. Like yearning for a memory that isn’t mine, while napping on a stormy Sunday afternoon.

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08-22-2021 , 09:45 PM

#6573

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

I've been dabbing my tits off, somewhat literally!

As has happened a few times previously, when I develop significant tolerance, my appetite is seriously diminished. I don't understand the biology of it, but I'll take the help. I've dropped 17 lbs in just over 3 weeks. I kinda want to ride this baby all the way back to my high school weight.

Which means I'll be needing smoke some ****ing drugs! My latest favorite is this 89% blue dream oil. $29/ for a gram. You can swallow or cook with it. Fantastic stuff. Someone without tolerance could get torched weekly for 6 months, lol.