yeah. i leave open the possibility of an interesting phenomena occurring; why not seek such qualitative info from a source i trust? unless it's been discussed already, then whoops, my bad.

well, i remember one Tim Ferris podcast in particular and I'm sorry but I dont remember the doctor but, to generalize what he said, was that microdosing psilocybin (i believe) in patients with depression helped immensely. Personally, ya, I can't help but to think a little bit of shrooms here and there probably couldnt hurt although I have never tried. But I am a huge believer in this Earth, the medicine is from da Earth, from dee Earth man

hallucinogens scare me now

Nah man. Edibles are way crazier than standard psychedelic doses.

i somewhat agree, but if i eat too much edibles i just pass out. Hallucinogens have a long half life, and i have had some very bad experiences.

sorry, did someone itt say they mail ordered acid? is that a thing you can do now?

Your not exactly ordering acid your ordering a chemical that is very very similar to lsd that your going to use for research

What is this chemical called and what is the website I would obtain it from for...uh ummm...research purposes?

Gus, just look up research chems. There is a lot of info, too much to get into here.

what a time to be alive

Currently seeking the optimal product and cleanse to pass a test. I was recommended 'Ready Clean' from gnc... has mixed reviews. There's a mountain of info out there and yeah I'm bypassing that to ask my forum friends for advice.

Depends on what you're being tested for and how. I assume weed and piss?

Depends on how much you smoke and how often, THC stored in fat cells. You can dilute by drinking water and timing it right, but that's not really a great solution because tests will fail if they're too diluted and it may still show up.

Fake/clean piss is the way to go, if it's an option.

Weed and piss confirmed. I don't want the job enough to obtain urine.

After my National Guard buddy gave me the lowdown, I've successfully used the fruit pectin method several times. Said friend used it on a monthly basis for the Guard. The idea here isn't necessarily to cleanse your system, but inhibit your body from releasing anything from your fat cells into your stream for a few hours.

Biggest thing is getting the timing down, as you only have a window of about 3-5 hours of pissing clean. I'm sure I've detailed the method ITT before, but I'll just list it out anyway:

-You have to know your test time, preferably early in the morning as you'll want an empty stomach. Though, I do recommend eating something small an hour or so before ingesting the pectin.
-Chug lots of water, multiple glasses/bottles. Be sure you're already pissing clear before taking the pectin
-Pour an entire packet of fruit pectin (the brand I always used was Sure-Jell) into a bottle of gatorade and drink the entire thing down. You want to do this an hour and a half to two hours before the test.
-Keep chugging water, piss a few more times making sure it's still clear.
-Take a B vitamin 30 minutes before the test, this will give you a yellow color even though you're pissing straight water.
-When pissing into the cup, use the middle of your stream (go a little in the toilet first, then into the cup, then finish in the toilet).
-Worst case is you'll get an inconclusive, but the yellow color should make it less suspicious. Either way, an inconclusive still buys you another week or two of being clean. For the record, I've used this method 3 times and never gotten an inconclusive. Last time I did it, I had smoked a week before the test.
-You might have a slight upset stomach, but eat afterwards and you'll be fine.

thanks a ton. i was not looking forward to ingesting creatine, which activates depression symptoms for me.

Interesting. Never heard about the pectin before. ... I'm not sure coloring the urine works--they don't eyeball it to say it's diluted.

Tuma: Synthetic urine. It's what they calibrate the tests with.

No, they don't. However, it's less suspicious with a solid yellow color than just looking like pure water. As I said, worst case is you just have to take another test with an additional week or two of being clean. If it's inconclusive again, they'll just figure you drink a lot of water.

Q Carb worked for me. drinking a bunch of water and peeing a lot in the present should help as well, as will sweating, get them pushups in bro

tuma buy synthetic urine its comes with a heating pack and thermometer so you know your at the right rmperature. you can get it for 20-30$

Working out/sweating is good to get some out, but you should avoid exercise in the day or two leading up to the test.

There is lots of info available on cleansing online, but my sense from having my piss tested many times, reading, and being a heavy cannabis user, is that passing a test with a cleanse is a mix of timing, dilution, and luck.

Unless they are going to watch you pee (which generally means you're in trouble), the only way to be sure is clean piss/synthetic urine.

I've peed negative, a week after testing "High THC," but it was diluted and would not have counted.

If you're a heavy user and want the job, my advice is that dilution may not get you what you want. THC can remain present in the body for months after you stop using, for heavy users.

I've never used fake pee or a cleanse, but I was tested once a week for two months last year and did a lot of research. For six weeks I tested "high positive" despite not smoking.

THC tests are like the universe laughing at you. ... You can go out and smoke meth and get drunk tonight and pee clean on Monday, but if you smoked a joint two weeks ago it may well show up.

A long, long time ago I had to pass a piss test, and a friend of mine swore by fasting and drinking nothing but apple cider vinegar + cranberry juice for 2 days beforehand. It had no other affect other than I had to shoot fire water out of my ass 20 times a day for 2 days straight. I seem to remember crying somewhere around the beginning of day 2.
And I still failed the piss test.

0/10 wouldn't reccommend

lol, thanks for this.

I'm with you, here. But again, the fruit pectin method is not a cleanse. It's just a way to temporarily prevent your fat cells from releasing anything into your urine. After that 3-5 hour window, you will definitely be testing dirty again. I noted that timing is the biggest factor, but I'd confidently do it again in a heartbeat if I had to. I doubt I would have ever tried it if I didn't see the first-hand results via my military buddy. Who, for the record, did have to be supervised while pissing, which is why synthetic/clean piss was a no go.