Posted on reddit, if Tarantino directed the new movie
Opening scene, 4 stormtroopers sitting around a table with their helmets off as the ship is in autopilot.
ST1: "Wait, you're saying you'd F*** that rebel scum?"
ST2: "That's F***ed up, man."
ST3: "I'm not saying I want to marry the chick, I'm just saying she's F***ing hot."
ST2: "Not cool, man, that's just F***ed up."
ST4: "You know how many people F***in' died in the death star? F*** man, Junebug got killed. That N***** didn't deserve that S***."
ST3: "I know that, man, I was closer to Junebug than you were, but that bitch is F***in' hot."
ST1: "Somethings seriously F***ing wrong with you."
ST3: "She's a F***in' princess, man, you tellin' me you don't want to F*** a hot princess?"
ST2: "Princess of what, exactly? That S***ty backwater piece of crap planet that's now just F***in' dust? She ain't no princess, she's just a rebel piece of crap. F***in' princess of dust."
[pause while everyone takes a drink and a drag on their cigarette]
ST4: "I heard from Tyrone that her dad is that F***ed up dude with the mask n' S***."
ST2: "Vader?"
ST4: "Ya, Vader."
ST1: Wasn't he the N***** that blew up her planet?"
ST2: "Yup."
ST4: "N*****'s hardcore."
[Everyone grunt's and nods in agreement]
[Quiet beeping alarm starts, ST1 leans back in his chair and flips a switch, the beeping stop]
ST1: "Proximity alarm. Go check it out rebel-lover"
[Everyone chuckles as ST3 grabs his helmet and heads to the cockpit]
Queen of pain by the Cramps starts playing
ST3: "F*** y'all. You F***ers are just in denial, you know you'd F*** her."
[Title sequence begins as the guitar starts]
EDIT: reworked on further reflection