This thread should not die, I have laught like an idiot for a while.

The cyber-stalker line was absolute gold.

Alobar has told me he has several emails he is hiding from his fellow OOTers to avoid my continual blocking. I say if you can't step up your game, step aside!

Of course I'm kidding about that. Alobar is awesome and I think we are a lot alike -- although I'm younger.

Anyway, I sent Cheryl this picture:

We've progressed to emailing from her personal email account, and I no longer feel comfortable sharing those in a public forum

/thread?

Oh and btw that picture was from cracked.com -- haha after I read their big post about people stealing their material I forget to give them photo credit :/

Oh the dilemma! Be loyal to your buddies in OOT or throw your loyalty to some random hot babe who works for redbull and could well end up being the love of your life. Way to go, Alobar. That's taking selfishness to a new level!

Big lies, imo.

hahaha, yeah. I told that to JL in a PM several days ago just to rile him up, I was going to use it to my advantage but have been too lazy to do anything with it.

Anyway, eff that little cockblock, he ruined my shot at love, so at the very least I can take him down with me.

"Cheryl,

Today is a very sad day. I went out last night and tried to partake in my favorite drink of choice (hint: it involves redbull), and realized I no longer can drink it, because all it does is remind me of you, and how you wont share with me a story after I shared with you one of mine. I feel dirty and used!

Also, please ignore Jordan, he's my 14 year old kid brother, and while I love him dearly and try to look out for him, he has the annoying habit of going through my computer and being a general pain.

Actually, instead of the story I think we both know you rightfully owe me, throw some attention his way, he'll go crazy with delight. It'll prolly create a monster that I'll regret having to deal with, but he's had some problems and I think it would make him happy to have something to horde over his big brother and give him some distractions.

Soaring regards,

Daniel "

Beat: You told her you live at home... =/

Wow -- Alobar executes the rarely seen reverse-block (also referred to as the 'anti-block' in some parts of the world) and goes from the lead man to a perfect wingman. Except for the part about me being his 14 y/o brother.

In other news hahahahhahahahahaha i love that line. When I was way younger and I didn't have the internet in my house and I was at some relative's or friends late at night that DID have the internet I'd go in chat rooms looking for love. I'd always lie and be 2-4 years 'older' than I really was and I'd find some girl to start talking to. I was always good with girls but at that age I didn't have any endgame. I'd sweet talk them and they'd eat it up and then out of nowhere when I thought I might have them buttered up enough I'd ask them how big their boobs were or something. It only worked about 25% of the time.

But when it failed and they'd start getting angry 'you were so nice! blah blah blah' I'd say I got up to go get a drink and my little brother had been hiding behind the couch the entire time and typed that. But don't worry I kicked his ass etc.

I also used to habitually go into corvette chat rooms and talk about how awesome dodge vipers were.. man I guess this stuff is a lot funnier to me than in reality :/ sorry for wasting your time if you read all of this post.

also, you're totally in.

hey, my chance is done with her...but I guaranteed all he gets is pity attention now

JL,

I thought we were hanging out. You blowing me off for this bitch already?

Step 2: Don't over commit. If possible, let her know you have options and other attractive girls have shown interest in you. However, DO NOT DO THIS BY DIRECTLY TELLING HER. Let her find out some other way.

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Becca, we will. I'm looking forward to it. I would never blow you off - I'm not that kind of guy! And the IM thread was just a scientific experiment, but due to how it progressed and me being a nice guy and all, how could I not meet the girl for drinks?? I felt trapped!

Ha ha, brilliant. You should write a book.

Thank you to whoever rated this thread. i never would have opened it otherwise.

I didn't read the thread but maybe the different color dots are kind of like what bread companies do. They use different colored ties to show the day the bread was made so they know which ones to ship 1st. Red Bull might only make the drink 5 days a week and ship a certain amount of each one to the stores.

If the mystery has already been solved then ignore this post......like all of my other ones.

Seriously.



So great.

mind = blown

Wow, that's actually true about the bread !

http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/breadtag.asp

But, um, yeah, you're way off. Do you think they actually care how fresh the red bull is?

great read. alobar if you are emailing w/ her you are a bitch for not posting about it. create a gimmick and create a new thread and leave redbull out of the title or something.

I don't care what Snopes says. I know people that work/worked for Rainbow Bread and they all said it's true. I also heard the same thing from a show on the History Channel about bread companies.

I dont think you realize that he pasted the link to snopes because snopes said it was true

Errrr....

I see Snopes and I auto think that it's debunking the rumor. I guess I should start reading the links.

I bought a 4pack of 8.3 oz red bull cans
all of them have the same expiration date but three have green dots and one has a white dot.
they were all made within 1 minute of eachother

this is a picture of the lone white dot


all four together. notice three green, one white. they all have the same numbers on the bottom